Wednesday, October 3, 2007

160 roses, in Irvine

THE ENTREPENEURIAL SPIRIT lives in Irvine. Or it once did. In this morning’s OC Register: Three women arrested in Irvine prostitution ring:
The three women who were arrested Tuesday for allegedly setting up a prostitution ring via Craigslist.org advertised sex for $160 on the Web site, according to the Orange County District Attorney’s office.

…One of the two ads related to the charges includes nude and erotic photos, a phone number and the words “Hottie Asian Girls waiting for you” who will give a “good time” for one hour between 11 a.m. and 2 a.m. for 160 roses. Police have said that “roses” is commonly used in online ads to refer to dollars.

… The charges come one week after Irvine for the third time was ranked as the safest big city in the nation, according to FBI data.

… Craig Newmark, who started craigslist in San Francisco in 1995, has said the site aims to make it easier for people to get everyday chores done….

Incidental factoids

"FACULTY AND STAFF" of the SOCCCD received an email today from Chancellor Raghu Mathur and Board President Dave Lang. The email notes (1) the Trustees’ recent inclusion of the “District/Board of Trustees Response in the Colleges [sic] Mid-term Accreditation Reports” and (2) faculty opposition to the inclusion. (Actually, faculty objected more to the manner of the inclusion than to the inclusion.)

The email then refers to “continuing advice of the Accrediting Commission” that, allegedly, approves of the inclusion, faculty to the contrary notwithstanding.

But here’s the problem, Dissent readers. Mathur and Co. asked ACCJC officials whether the district’s response may be included in the report. Naturally, the answer they received was “yes.”

But, in asking the question, do you suppose that Mathur and crew mentioned such circumstantial factoids as that the inclusion occurred outside approved processes and that among the included elements are false, inflammatory, and undocumented assertions?


Guess!

But it looks like at least some of these circumstances might be communicated to the ACCJC after all. So desperate are Lang and Mathur to entice the faculty senate presidents to sign these reports—the senates have directed them not to—that they have invited the colleges to add “any comments” about the inclusion:

At this point, the colleges are encouraged to add any comments about the inclusion of the District/Board of Trustees Response and make other minor changes in their reports, as deemed appropriate, particularly if such additions would enable the accreditation chairs to appropriately include their signatures on the reports.

My guess is that Mathur will get his signatures. But the price he’ll pay are Accreditation reports that make clear what he has struggled to obscure.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Inarticulate anarchists at Irvine Valley College

THIS MORNING, Rebel Girl told me that she noticed something odd on campus. She took me out to the construction site of Irvine Valley College’s Business Technology Innovation Center, which is near the Library. The site is surrounded by the usual green construction fence (see). On that fence, someone had drawn a big question mark with a circle at the bottom. In the circle was the letter “A.”

“That circle-A—that’s the symbol for anarchism,” said Reb.

I could see at least two other places on the fence where the same graffito had been drawn.

We stared at one of them.

“OK, but what’s it mean?”, I asked.

“Dunno.”

Later, I looked up “Anarchism symbols” on the web. Wikipedia asserts that, “While anarchists have historically largely denied the importance of symbols to political movement, [they] have embraced certain symbols for their cause, including most prominently the circle-A and the black flag.”

Well, we haven’t spotted any black flags yet.

What do you suppose these anarchists, if that’s who they are, are trying to say?

I’ve got some ideas:

WHAT ARE THESE INARTICULATE ANARCHISTS TRYING TO SAY?

Interpretation #1:
Is this the new O.C. Chomsky Building we keep hearing about?
Interpretation #2:
I think I’m an anarchist, but I’m not entirely sure.
Interpretation #3:
Fellow anarchists: check out this fabulous green plastic camo!
—Let us know if you've got better ideas. No doubt you do.

Sunny says "hey." —CW

Sunday, September 30, 2007

The problem with kids today is that they're too succinct

From this morning’s New York Times: College Daily’s Vulgarity Is Now Free-Speech Issue
On the campus of Colorado State University, opinion is divided over whether a terse editorial that ran in the student newspaper on Sept. 21 was an exercise of free speech or immature judgment.

The four-word message began with “Taser this” and added a four-letter expletive directed at President Bush, in a type size larger than most newspaper headlines. The message was “the view of The Collegian editorial board," the daily newspaper stated....

Greg Luft, chairman of Colorado State’s journalism department, said every college newspaper in the country exhibits “occasional exuberance” on its pages....
—Yeah, and occasional succinctitude, too.

(Sorry. We bowdlerized the original headline with that goddam asterisk. Try an' guess what the original word said. )

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Les Folies SOCCCD (Will Good triumph over Goo?)

What’s up this week at the South Orange County Community College District?

THE RISING NON-INSTRUCTIONAL EXPENDITURES FOLLIES. Both colleges (i.e., Saddleback College and Irvine Valley College) are forwarding their faculty hiring priority lists to the board of trustees for approval. As you know, attempts to address our “50%” problem (by law, at least 50% of our district’s spending must be on instruction, and we are dangerously close to the 50% line) might include hiring many more faculty, but there’s no use talking about that just yet.

Owing to recent and frantic scrutiny of our financial records, the district has found that it is not out of compliance with the “50% law” for 2006-07 after all. I’m told that we’re at something like 50.03%. Since we’ve been descending from 53% down to 50% in the last five or so years, and since the district and its colleges are essentially spending money now pretty much as they did during 06-07, we’ve got a big problem re the 50% law STILL.

The law (Ed Code §84362) gives to faculty the right to data regarding college/district spending, and so a formal request for those data has been made. District officials have responded and have expressed the intention to comply. The district crowd is pretty peevish about this.

It's hard to say when faculty will get the data.

DRACULA:

At one point, the district decided that our efforts to address the 50% problem would be led by DRAC—the District Resources Allocation Committee. But, now, the Chancellor has created a new committee for this purpose.

It has been dubbed DRACULA—informally, I assume. It’s nice to see that people still have a sense of humor in the good ol' SOCCCD.

I’m told that, very recently, DRACULA met for the first time. I’m hoping to be able to report DRACULA’s progress to you, but the group’s members are pretty tight-lipped.

Many faculty suspect that the 50% problem does not derive from spending patterns at the colleges. Rather, it derives from spending patterns at the DISTRICT. If that’s true, the Chancellor is exactly the kind of guy who can be expected to take steps to prevent anyone from knowing about it.

So, in a way, this is a game, and it’s fun. The faculty and the public want to know the facts, and the district (or the Chancellor) don’t want us to know the facts. Who will prevail? Will good triumph over goo?

We need to know why we spiraled downward from 53% to 50% in a brief period. If we don’t understand this event, we’re gonna be up Shit Creek, cuz the 50% thing is a serious law, not the usual state BS.

THE ACCREDITATION FOLLIES:

Monday night, the SOCCCD board voted 4/3 to include its nasty and inflammatory “response” verbiage in the already existing drafts of the Accreditation Midterm Reports.

You know about Accreditation, right? The ACCJC (of WASC) comes around every six years to determine how well each college is doing relative to established standards. Our two colleges are “accredited” (2004), but the Accreds keep saying that we need to work on some problems, such as administrative instability, trustee micromanagement, and a “plague” of despair—largely inspired by the Board Majority’s ruthless and abusive lackey, Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur.

But the trustees who dominate our board contemn the Accreditation process and the Accreds. Plus they’ve figured out that the ACCJC is essentially spineless. Naturally, therefore, they’ve been less than cooperative in the colleges’ efforts to satisfy the ACCJC that we’re working to overcome our problems.

At the August board meeting, the writers of the most recent Accreditation reports suddenly discovered that the district (Mathur and Co.) had written a “response”—to the Accreds and to faculty. At that eleventh hour, the Board decided to have the “response” verbiage incorporated into the reports. But the faculty who had labored on the Accred reports for four or five months had been careful to write honestly and carefully. The response verbiage, however, was neither honest nor careful. It was shit.

SLO-MO TRAIN WRECK:

At the August meeting, IVC’s Academic Senate President warned that she might not be able to sign off on the report if she were forced to include the district’s nasty and substandard verbiage. (See August meeting video [jump to 7.1].)

No matter. The Board Majority (Lang/Wagner/Fuentes/Williams) approved incorporation of the “response” into each college’s report.

In subsequent weeks, college Accred writers sought a form of “incorporation” that they could live with. Simply appending the “district response” or submitting it separately might be palatable. But Mathur acted to prevent that approach. He pushed for a form of “incorporation” that made signing off on the report an endorsement of the district’s unfortunate language.

At Monday’s meeting, the Mathurian editions were revealed. Again, faculty stated their objections. But on a vote of 4/3, the board approved these stinkoid versions. (See Sept meeting video [jump to 7.2].)

AND SO, starting late Monday night, it appeared that the two colleges would be forced to send Accreditation reports that are not signed by their chief authors or the faculty senate presidents.

Amazing.

"What does it mean? Will the heavens fall?" Such questions bounced all over the goddam walls.

BUT THEN: by midweek, the word had spread that, on the day after the board meeting, board president Dandy Dave "the quisling" Lang had a change of heart! Or perhaps he awoke to the terrible realization that signature-less reports would make him look like an *sshole.

So he set about to undo the mess that he and his nasty friends had created.

Meanwhile, the Saddleback College and the Irvine Valley College faculty senates met. Senators voted to direct their presidents not to sign the reports. The die was cast. Or not?

(At Thursday's IVC senate meeting, when the vote was cast, Mathur's inside man immediately got up and left to make his usual phone call. I don't know why we don't just come right out and say, "OK, Bowdler Boy. You can go call Raghu now. Give the fellow our love.")

Stay tuned. Things could get pretty. Or they could get ugly.

My money's on ugly. —CW

†P.S.:
Speaking of accreditation and Raghu's cronies, remember this?
“[The] Accreditation Self-Study Chair [Ray Chandos] made substantive changes to [the report] or saw that a distinctly different report was submitted to you, external to the work of the committees as a whole and without opportunity for our review. The Self-Study Chair permitted non-committee members to alter the contents of our report without going through the committees for their responses or revision…[W]e have no way of determining what changes were made to the [report], when they were made, who made them, or what evidence base was used to support any such changes.”
—From the preface of the Supplemental Report for standards five and ten of the IVC accreditation self-study. July 31, 1998. (Signed by committee chairs and members.)

Updates on Jamal

For regular updates on Jamal Malone's condition, go to Updates. The site also indicates ways to assist the Malone family.

Jamal is a Saddleback College student who sustained serious injuries last week and is in a coma. (See earlier posts.) He appears to be receiving excellent care at Mission Hospital.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Rebel Girl's Poetry Corner: Because a fire was in my head

It's been a week where Rebel Girl has woken time and time again with a fire in her head. She's writing - not on the blog - but in that other place that still exists, that hazel wood. So - listen to Christy Moore sing, watch the dancer, read the Yeats:


"The Song of Wandering Aengus"

I went out to the hazel wood,
Because a fire was in my head,
And cut and peeled a hazel wand,
And hooked a berry to a thread;
And when white moths were on the wing,
And moth-like stars were flickering out,
I dropped the berry in a stream
And caught a little silver trout.


When I had laid it on the floor
I went to blow the fire aflame,
But something rustled on the floor,
And some one called me by my name:
It had become a glimmering girl
With apple blossom in her hair
Who called me by my name and ran
And faded through the brightening air.


Though I am old with wandering
Through hollow lands and hilly lands,
I will find out where she has gone,
And kiss her lips and take her hands;
And walk among long dappled grass,
And pluck till time and times are done
The silver apples of the moon,
The golden apples of the sun.






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