Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Raghu's "Year in Review"

It’s hard to imagine
That nothing at all
Could be so exciting
Could be so much fun

Heaven
Heaven is a place
A place where nothing,
Nothing ever happens


—From “Heaven” (Talking Heads)

Recently, the Chancellor sent us an email that asks us to click on a link to “a pictorial of the year in review and our season’s greetings.”

(http://www.socccd.org/greetings/Greetings.pps)

We at Dissent recommend that you do as the Chancellor asks. You won’t regret it.

Here’s what you’ll find: a slide show of (count ‘em!) 109 photos, revealing the vivid banality and sparkling meretriciousness that is SOCCCD! Click! Click! Click! Click!

It enervates the spirit!

PLUS it’s all set to rousing martial music whose lurid pomp and majesty and boot-stomping cadences offer an unmistakable allusion to Leni Riefenstahl's timeless "Triumph of the Will"!

The program begins humbly enough, with, first, the district logo, then Saddleback's logo; then IVC’s logo; then ATEP’s. The excitement builds! Our logos inspire! Our district will surely last a thousand years!

We won’t spoil it for you. Suffice it to say that the authors of this program offer a work of art that, in its own way, reflects perfectly who we are and what we’re about (as Trustee Tom says) “at this moment in history.” Really.

--OK, OK, we'll show you a few of the better slides. But that's all.

Slide #26 presents the Chancellor enjoying a moment of wholesome fun with plastic balls. The balls are in the air at "this moment in history."


Slide #54 presents Park Ranger Kopecky lookin' for parking at our spankin’ new “Advanced Technology and Education Park” in beauteous Tustin:


Slide #55 presents what that man's managed to achieve at ATEP in just a few short years. It's monumental!


OK. Can I have a moment of silence while we look at these last ones?








Thank you.

Did I mention that, at Monday's board meeting, the trustees decided to replace the "invocation" with a moment of silence, or a moment of cosmic nullity, or some damn moment? Williams started to harrumph about it, but he was cut off in mid snort somehow. He's pretty good at harrumphitude. In fact, he's strictly harrumphitudinal. --Gotta go. But do check out Raghu's slide show. I think I'm starting to like the fellow.

UPDATE:
Or: "teach Milgram, not Milhouse."

I played the "martial music" for Mr. S, who knows about such things, and he informed me that it was John Philip Sousa's "Hands Across the Sea," a popular "march" piece. I did a little research and found that it is a "patriotic military march composed in 1899...The march was dedicated to all of America's allied countries abroad...." (Wikipedia)

For those unfamiliar with "Triumph of the Will," go to
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triumph_Of_The_Will

The documentary featured major key marches and works by Wagner.

One of the reasons that Raghu's Holiday "slide show" struck us as, well, "martial" is that it includes several pictures of soldiers and the former Marine helicopter station:











Not that we're complaining about the presence of soldiers at the colleges. As far as I'm concerned, they're more than welcome.

"I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just."

--Thomas Jefferson

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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