Wednesday, March 17, 2010

“I’m a person of integrity,” says Quisling Boy

I guess the OC Reg’s Jennifer Muir was waiting around all day to see who would get their papers in by 5:00 p.m. to run for OC Treasurer, now that Chriss “corrupt pal of Tom Fuentes” Street has decided not to run for reelection—what with that nasty court case going against him and all. She just reported that four poor souls have made it to the starting line: Four join race to replace county treasurer

Naturally, one of ‘em is our own Dave “pal o’ Fuentes and Quisling too” Lang:
South Orange County Community College District Trustee Dave Lang, 56, is a CPA and shareholder in a small public accounting firm in Irvine. He is just beginning to drum up support, and he admits he'll have to make time to campaign since he's "a CPA during tax season."

"I think I'm very well qualified," Lang said Wednesday. "I'm a person of integrity, which the office needs."
Well, that tears it. Obviously, Dave, a guy who's been known to invoke the Lord in his role as community college trustee, doesn’t believe in God, cuz, if he did, he would surely believe that some serious fire and brimstone is headed his way saying something as absurd as, “I’m a person of integrity.”

(THE SAGA OF INTEGRITY BOY: Starting in 1996, David Lang was strongly supported by a group of faculty especially at Irvine Valley College. He was a strong and consistent voice of opposition to the "board majority's" Brown Act violations, its occasional disastrous misjudgments (e.g., supporting' Frogue's "Warren Commission" forum, despite warnings), and, especially, its support of Raghu Mathur (first as IVC President; later as district Chancellor). Five years ago, he suddenly changed tack, allying himself with Wagner, Fuentes (Mathur's most ardent supporter), and Williams, becoming the swing vote for Mathur's contract renewal. Since then, Lang (that "changer of men") has been a steadfast supporter of the hated Mathur, even as Mathur's boners and outrages piled up. Back in '05, there was a tense meeting in Laguna Beach in which many of Lang's longstanding faculty supporters asked him to explain himself. He offered no coherent explanation. Soon, the notion surfaced that Lang had political ambitions: he sought to become the Orange County Treasurer, and he had made some adjustments in order to eventually secure that office. —And now, of course, he is a candidate for OC Treasurer.)

(Apparently, DtB’s 1st reference to the rumored Fuentes/Lang “Treasurer” pact occurred in March of 2006, here)

She likes her job

JUST GOT BACK from my deposition—by the opposing side—for the “prayer” lawsuit. As expected, it was pretty grueling, but, if the peevitude of the Bad Guys' attorney is any indication, it went well.

Evidently, the maximum amount of time for deposing a plaintiff is seven hours, and they did use up all of those hours in my case. Whew!

And guess what! These dang district lawyers seem to spend all of their time reading Dissent the Blog! Most of the questions were about blog posts.

"Did you write this blog post?"

"Yep."

"Do you see paragraph 2, where you say such-and-such?"

"Yep."

"What did you mean by that?"

That's pretty much how the thing went. But who knew it would be all about this blog?

SOMETIMES, the depo was downright thrilling, like a Perry Mason episode. The lawyers would menace each other, spitting forth such remarks as, “I don’t care what you think, counselor!” and “if you do this I will bring you up for sanctions!”

Golly! During a break, I asked my attorney whether this kind of banter is unusual. “Nope,” he said. "Not with this case."

During one exchange of these pleasantries, I couldn’t help but break into a huge smile, watchin' 'em go at it. I looked over at the court reporter, who, I assumed, was also marveling at the fine display of venomous spewage, but she seemed utterly oblivious to it. Later, I asked her if she liked her job. “Yes,” she chirped. Then I asked, “Does part of your brain actually listen to this stuff as you write it down?”

“No!” she said.

Ha!

Man, these big, fancy law firms that the district hires are sittin’ in clover. The depo was done in a gorgeous office space on the eighth (and, I think, seventh) floor of a magnificent office tower very near the Mother’s Market in Irvine (near Jamboree and the 405).

The view was spectacular. I kept gawking at it, which seemed to annoy the opposing attorney, who seemed beyond appreciating such things and who wore jeans and had the bearing and civility of, say, a Mafioso.

Well, that’s how I spent my Wednesday. Pretty cool, eh?

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