
Well, sure. According to the FBI, Mission Viejo is the safest city in the country.
Irvine gets the 14 spot and Lake Forest gets the 10. That's three cities, not two. The OC Reg never could count.
I teach in Irvine, and I can tell you it’s pretty darned safe in this silly town.
That’s cuz we play it safe.

College officials called out the bomb squad. Yup, even one of those robots showed up and did some poking.

I coulda told ‘em.
But, hey, if that's what it takes to make the 14 spot, I ain't carpin'.
See also
• The bomb scare
• Ill-advised bottle removal in Mission Viejo
