Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Summertime...and the TB test is easy!

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AT LEAST, so croon the folks at SOCCCD Human Resources.

Maybe this has happened to you too. Maybe not.

Yesterday, May 29, 2007 (dates are muy importante in this narrative), I arrived home after my first yoga class in months, energized and ready to cook some pasta with browned butter and mizithra cheese—only to discover the clock was ticking on my violation of Education Code 87408.6, which mandates that all classified and academic employees of a community college district undergo a skin test or x-ray of the lungs for tuberculosis (TB), at least once every four years.

Apparently, I have been exposing students and staff to the possibility of TB since April 26, 2007, four years after the date of my last TB test!.

Yikes.

A letter that arrived by post (picked up on the way up the hill from yoga class) and dated May 24 (delivery delayed, no doubt, by the Memorial Day holiday), informed me that a test (a skin test or x-ray) must be performed: "you must submit proof of clearance within fifteen (15) days of the date of this memo."

Or else?

While the butter was browning and the water was boiling, I consulted my calendar and discovered that the deadline (according to the 15 days stipulated by letter) was Friday June 8. The letter informed me that the IVC Health and Wellness Center is open for testing purposes (Drop-in! No appointment necessary!) only on Monday and Tuesday—since I received the letter on Tuesday evening, the next opportunity would be next Monday—except that I am going out of town this weekend and plan on returning late Monday. Tuesday it is then—and then a return visit to campus on Thursday to show my arm and make the Friday deadline. Whew. That was close.

That is, if I am negative for TB. Who knows? The last two times I took the test I had been inadvertently exposed to TB through one of my students (letters, unidentified students, tests, then clearance).

All Mona Lisa Quesadilla can say it that it is a good thing that I am in town to receive this message and not on tour with my one woman show about Modesta Avila, Orange County's first felon.

A little backstory and a shameless plug for the show, which can be seen throughout the summer in laundromats along the coast: In 1889, twenty-year-old Avila, irate that the Santa Fe Railroad had never paid for running their line through her mother's land, strung a clothesline across the tracks as a form of protest. Besides, she complained, the trains were noisy and dirty and their presence interfered with the ability of the family's chickens to lay eggs. (Feminist scholars take note: Avila chose to use a clothesline, an apparatus traditionally and primarily used by women, as her tool of resistance.)

During the two trials that ensued, Avila was subjected to innuendo about her moral character (always a winning strategy where women on trial are concerned) and finally was convicted and sentenced to three years in San Quentin. She died in prison after two.

And now back to my original story. I wonder about my colleagues who are not in town. For example, the life science prof across the hall is living it up in some villa in Tuscany. And one of my she-ros has been taken for a romantic and mysterious European idyll. Many others are simply unplugged and out of here. The rest of us will meet next week, no doubt, in the bright foyer of the IVC Health and Wellness Center, one of the cheerier places on campus.

But inquiring minds want to know why we weren't informed of this earlier in the year, say before our 4 years were up instead of after? Why couldn't the letter be sent out before the academic year was over instead of now? What happens to those folks whose 15 days will be up before they even open their letters?

But Mona is a good girl in terms of public health. She understands the real threat of TB (and yes, news junkie that she is, she knows we are living during a time of increased awareness about TB) and though she complains here about protocol, she'll go and roll up her sleeve and await the needle's prick.

~written by Mona Lisa Quesadilla (what were her parents thinking?) on the morning of May 30th (the real Memorial Day)

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