Saturday, April 22, 2006

Polish utopian farm experiment plus monkey berry trees


t was a dreary day, but I enjoyed it, cuz the Reb, Red Emma, Limber Lou, some friends (including Red's German cousin w/boyfriend), and I visited "Arden," the seriously cool home of Madame Helena Modjeska, out in lovely Modjeska Canyon (Santiago Canyon).

A pleasant and nervous elderly lady gave us the tour, which started with a goofy video, narrated, it seems, by your Aunt Gerda from Nebraska. At one point, Gerda explained that, at first, Americans didn't know what to make of Modjeska, a serious actress, cuz they were used to "bombast."

That made some of us laugh, but our laughter made some others of us annoyed, but whaddyagonnado.

The house is just what you'd expect. Very cool, very dark. Somehow both Wild West and Victorian.

It was designed in 1887 by the great Stanford White. You remember him. He designed one generation of Madison Square Garden plus lots of other familiar stuff. He was murdered in 1906--the subsequent scandal and murder trial involved White's mistress, the lovely Evelyn Nesbit, an artists' model and actress.

Coincidentally, I've got pictures of that gal, cuz she was seriously beautiful.

The interior of Arden is all wood--the color of cherry, or darker. Lots of nooks and crannies. In one closet, some of the original insulation is revealed: old newspapers. You can still read some of them.

Turns out Modjeska's husband, "Count" Bozenta, wanted to be a farmer, but he had a dark brown thumb. Black even. Originally, the couple settled in Anaheim in 1876, where they started some kind of Polish utopian farm experiment. The experiment failed. So, in 1877, they moved out to remote Santiago Canyon. There, they tried, but failed, to grow olives for olive oil.

They were broke, so Madame M was forced to return to the stage. She started her American career in San Francisco. Pretty soon, she was the most famous actress of her time. (No doubt, I've left out a chapter or two.)



e toured the grounds, too, and they contain a few surprises. There's an odd and rickety two-story building that served as a wine cellar. The stair to the top floor has rotted away.

Somebody on the tour said that, inside the cellar, "it goes into the hill for over fifty yards."

I thrilled.

Evidently, Modjeska had a bear, and the bear had a bear house, which still exists. Limber Lou stared at it.

They had alligators, too. No alligator house though. Evidently, in the teens or twenties (after the Modjeskas died), these gators washed down the creek during a rain. They gobbled up lots of the neighbors' farm animals.

Cool.

There are some unusual trees on the grounds. I picked up some twiggy things that fell from an especially strange tree. Can't think of the name of it. I'll just say it was a monkey berry tree. Could be.





hen I got home, Sunny, my cat, was all pissed off. She nearly knocked over one of my bowls. It occurred to me that the bowl, which is quite old, was likely used here in California at about the same time that Madame M and her brown-thumbed hubby lived in Modjeska Canyon, about two miles from my house as the crow flies.

Think I'll keep that bowl.

Fuentean heroes, duelling powwows

1. ANOTHER FUENTEAN HERO. One of Fuentes' pals is Chriss Street, a Republican candidate for OC treasurer-tax collector. Fuentes is endorsing him, as is Chris Norby (brother of the erstwhile trustee) and Tony "Rat Bastard" Rackauckas (who's come to SOCCCD board meetings).

This morning, the OC Register reveals that Street oversaw the bankruptcy of Fruehauf Trailer Corp's pension fund. Well, all of that went south, and now taxpayers may end up spending $7 million to bail out the fund.

It appears that Street was paid handsomely for his work. According to the Reg,

Operating with virtually no oversight, Street ran the trust for seven years, more than twice its expected life span, while ringing up hundreds of thousands of dollars in expenses. He also enjoyed such perks as a trust-owned SUV with XM radio.

"This is way out of line," said Richard Marshack, an Orange County bankruptcy attorney who frequently worked as a trustee. "You don't need a Phi Beta Kappa to tell you that."

This is standard stuff in the Fuentesphere.

Check out the article: $7 million bailout


2. DUELLING POWWOWS. I do hope you're all planning to attend the Shootout at the OC Corral--monday afternoon, from 2-5, at Saddleback College.

While that's happening, George W will be hangin with some of Tom's pals at the Orange County Business Council, at the Hyatt Regency (Irvine). None of us is invited, I'm sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if Tom is there. And John and Don and Nancy. It's gotta be a Republican magnet.

Local right-wingers are hopping mad because W has decided to carry water for his rich friends re illegal immigration. Those politicians who are trying to ride the latest anti-immigrant wave will want to be there to look displeased. They'll squawk, too.

See the Reg article: Rough neighborhood

I sure hope this George W shindig doesn't keep the trustees away from the big district POWWOW. Trust me, you don't wanna miss the powwow.

I wouldn't be surprised if Tom offers a prayer and then pulls out a paint ball gun and splatters every single liberal busybody in the room.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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