Friday, October 16, 2009

Aaaargh!!!

The other day, Rebel Girl called me. She had been reading student papers and so, naturally, she was peevish and unpleasant and misanthropic. I just let her vent.

At one point, she simply screamed, “Aaaargh!!!”

"Uh-huh," I said.

A young writer and friend emailed me today about his ongoing undergraduate adventures at the UC. He passed along this email sent to students from the instructor of his Literary Journalism class:
Dear Class:

Bad news.

I've read through a bunch of the papers and one of the strongest impressions is that the general grasp on grammar is poor. This is a shame, as for the most part, your arguments are at least adequate. However, bad grammar makes it difficult to follow an argument. I keep trying to revise your sentences. Since we're in a literary journalism class and not a comp class, I don't feel it's my job to correct basic grammatical mistakes.

The instructor advises students to run a correction program before turning in their final drafts. He closes with this remark:
You are, after all, considering spending your lives in a field where all that matters is writing well.
Hmmm. That’s pretty understated. I bet what he was really thinking was “Aaaargh!!!”
I’ve been grading student writing all afternoon. Some of it isn’t bad. Most of it is dreadful.

For this assignment, students were supposed to explain a point made by David Hume concerning reports of miracles. Such reports, he said, can be explained as (1) true reports of actual miracles (headless horsemen, healing waters) or as (2) false reports instigated by deception, such as hallucinations or illusions or trickery. Hume noted that the latter is much more likely than the former.

Here are some student “explanations” of Hume’s point:
● The first explaination is that we accepted that mirracle happened and some of the law of nature have gone crazy. The second explain is that the person who report the extrardinary event try to decieve us or himself wa decieve. [I especially like the "wa decieve."]

● [Hume’s suggestion] is the mental measurement that one assesses in their mind when they are told of an extraordinary even that has defied the laws of nature. ["Mental measurement that one assesses in their mind." Wow.]

● Hume sought to explain the truth or to give the most logical explanation to certain conditions. [This was the entirety of the kid's explanation. Wow.]

● fund what Hume was saying on Miracles was somewhat confusing. Because is it a law, or did God step in and save us from an Air plane crash or what. But i guess what he was trying to say that it is not valid. How do we really no that if it was a miracle or was it a blessing from God. [Yeah, how do we really no?]

AAAArrrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!

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