Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Tom Fuentes: morality on holiday

You've gotta hand it to these "moral" right-wing Republicans. Most of the time, you can find 'em praying and moralizing and condemning the unrighteous.

—Yeah but, when election time rolls around, for this dark crew, morality goes totally on holiday

Consider Mr. Tom Fuentes' campaign for reelection as trustee on the SOCCCD Board of Trustees. He calls his opponent, Bob Bliss, a liberal unionist. In fact, Bliss is a conservative Republican. 

Fuentes takes credit for our colleges' high transfer rates (of students to 4-year institutions). In fact, he has absolutely nothing to do with that achievement, which, in truth, is accomplished by the very people he routinely contemns and demonizes (those lazy faculty featherbedders, et al.).


Tom bases his claim to being a frugal "friend to the taxpayer" on the fact that the SOCCCD has not pursued bonds. But he neglects to mention that our district is swimming in taxpayer dough thanks to its unusual "basic aid" funding, which obviates bonds.

I asked an expert to explain how much tax money this district spends, thanks to its "basic aid" gravy train. "A total shitload," he said.

Tom crows about our "balanced budget," but he neglects to point out that he doggedly supports a hated Chancellor who, for years, has driven our district ever closer to disastrous noncompliance with the "50% Law," which requires that most expenditures be devoted to instruction, not buildings and administrator salaries.


Plus Tom doesn't mention some important truths--e.g., that he shares much of the responsibility for our two colleges' coming as close as they've ever come to losing their accreditation.

Thanks, Tom, for the trustee micromanagement and the plague of despair!

Check out the Tomster's latest mailer (see graphics). 

Then, like Tom, contemplate morality and virtue and piety. Make sure your eyes are rollin' into the back of your head.

And think of the Lord thinking about Tom thinking about his campaign. 

I do hope there is a Lord, just so Tom can finally meet him. I wanna be there for that.

VP: "In charge of the U.S. Senate"?


Wrong again.
Palin does, however, look nifty in red.

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