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Thursday, June 28, 2012

Remember Pam Zanelli? (It’s a small freakin’ world)

From the "Trustee Tom Fuentes files" [Fuentes got his start working for corrupt OC supervisor Caspers; Caspers' chief crony was the corrupt Fred Harber]:

Irvine Valley President Sues College District, LA Times, Sept. 13, 2000
Pam Zanelli, PR hack
     From the 18th to the 21st of October, 2000, the Association of Community College Trustees (ACCT), of which our district was (and is) a member, held its annual conference—this time, at the Opryland Hotel in Nashville, TN. The theme for ACCT’s “Convention 2000” was “Leadership in a Democracy.”
     A contingent from the SOCCCD presented during that conference. I'm afraid it was pretty embarrassing.
     On Friday, Oct. 20, they offered “Dealing with the Media—Controversy Real or Contrived.” It explained the district’s alleged victimization at the hands of biased media with regard to such issues as: the board’s repeated violations of the Brown Act, trustee Frogue’s forum that invited anti-Semitic conspiracy theorists, the district’s placement on the state fiscal watch list, one college’s blatantly whitewashed accreditation report, failure to follow accepted procedures when hiring administrators, and so on. According to this benighted bunch, the media made the district look bad, not because they were doing their job of reporting the facts. No, according to this crew, the media and its people were friendly to, well, critics like meand these people assisted in our scheme to hurt the district, the trustees, the union, et al., purely out of vengeance and malevolence. (For an overview of the district's "issues" c. 2000, see South O.C. Seats Have 10 Trading Hostilities, LA Times, Oct. 31, 2000; Cirque du Socccd, OC Weekly, Oct. 12, 2000; and Irvine Valley President Sues College District, LA Times, Sept. 13, 2000.)
     Such nutty and incompetent thinking is known as having a "bad conspiracy theory."
     As I’ve explained before, the only reason I got on well with reporters is that I never attempted to manipulate them, never lied or exaggerated. And they responded. It's that simple.
     They did not become my friends. I do not communicate with them now (with the exception of Gustavo Arellano of the OC Weekly—who doesn't need prodding from me to cover the endless silliness emitted from certain sectors in our district).
     My efforts were not particularly well-organized. If there was a story I thought that reporters would like to know about, I contacted them. That's it. Sometimes they contacted me.
     No conspiracy. No organized effort.
     What these fools fail to understand is that one need not "sell" a story to journalistsif the story is true.
     The district presenters that day included trustee Nancy Padberg, trustee Dorothy Fortune (who later resigned amid accusations that she was no longer an OC resident), SOCCCD Chancellor Cedric Sampson, Accuracy in Media’s Charles Wiley, and SOCCCD director of public affairs, Pam Zanelli.
     (For full transcripts of their remarks see Nancy does Nashville.)
Steve Frogue holding IHR publication
     Wiley’s organization, Accuracy in Media, which was founded by the likes of Reed Irvine, was/is known for its unreasonable insistence that Vince Foster was murdered, its challenge of reports that suggest that global warming is real (and it very likely is), and its criticism of human-rights reporting in El Salvador by the New York Times (in 1983).
     The latter reports were eventually determined to be accurate.
     I.e., Accuracy in Media is a joke.
     And Pam Zanelli? At the conference, Padberg introduced Zanelli as follows:
     OK, and our next speaker is the lady in the trenches; she is the first line of attack with the press; thank goodness we have her, cuz, without her, we would just be deluged all of us individually. So that is Pam Zanelli. She has a BA in journalism; as I explained earlier, she has vast experience before coming to us, and, uh, it’s served her well. Pam Zanelli.
     WHENCE ZANELLI? Back in 1996, Zanelli had been hired by SOCCCD's notoriously corrupt “Old Guard” faculty union to advise on how to get its slate of trustee candidates—staunch “fiscal conservatives” Frogue, Fortune, John Williams, and Don Davis—elected. Relying on polling data, she advised that benefits for gay couples was a local “hot button issue.”
     Of course, at the SOCCCD at the time, it was also a phony issue, an invention.
     In his award-winning 1998 cover story about Steve Frogue, OC Weekly writer Matt Coker explained:
     A number of teachers went to the leaders of the faculty association before the 1996 election and asked that the union not endorse Frogue because he already had a reputation as a nut. The union ignored them and instead hired an outside consultant to help direct the campaign of its slate of candidates: Frogue, Fortune, Williams and Don Davis.
     That consultant was Pam Zanelli.
     Zanelli…told the Weekly she's been in politics since she was 19. The Tustin resident represented former Governor Jerry Brown in OC; was Brown's appointment to the male-dominated Orange County Fair Board…; served on the staffs of former state Senator Paul Carpenter and then-county Supervisor Harriet Wieder, helped the campaigns of a slew of Assembly and judicial candidates....
     She was paid $4,200 to be the faculty association's 1996 campaign consultant. One of the campaign's most dramatic moments came when the slate mailed a hit piece aimed at its opponents: "Taxpayer Alert: Don't Allow Your Tax Dollars to Pay for Same-Sex 'Marriage' Domestic Benefits at Your Saddleback Community College District." Sent to Republican voters in the district shortly before the election, it alleged that the slate's four opponents—including incumbent [SOCCCD Trustee DaveLang—supported the use of "education tax dollars" for health benefits for employees' same-sex partners, college classes including "content about gay and lesbian lifestyles" and "seminars and conferences to educate participants about the gay and lesbian lifestyle."
. . .
     Lang later told The Lariat … that no candidate on his slate campaigned with domestic-partner benefits as an issue, although they were asked their feelings about it at a public forum. The claim that Lang's slate planned gay and lesbian seminars and classes "was invented," he added.
     The mailer was paid for by … a political action committee established by … the … Faculty Association. The union spent at least $44,000 on behalf of Frogue's slate in that election, records show.
     The mailer worked....
* * *
Lang: betrayed
his supporters
     DIGRESSION: Back in 1998, Lang was the board majority—and its toady, IVC President Raghu Mathur’s—harshest critic. But then, in 2000, Friend-of-Mathur Tom Fuentes … was appointed to (and later elected to) the board. Fuentes and Lang were pretty consistently on opposite sides of issues.
     But then Fuentes did what Fuentes does: he found a weakness in his colleague: Lang badly wanted to become OC Treasurer, and Fuentes convinced him that he could help with that. (This is speculation based on subsequent events.)
     And so, in 2005, Lang underwent a dramatic transformation from being Raghu Mathur’s harshest critic to being Mathur’s most ardent champion!
     Lang's supporters were thunderstruck. Lang seemed unable to explain himself. He simpered.
     Ultimately (in 2008), Fuentes helped with Lang’s campaign for the OC Treasurer spot. The campaign was a dismal failure. Briefly, the Earth spun with the music of justice.
     For reasons unknown (to me), Lang, who for so many years was virtually the board’s sole voice of reason, has, since 2005, continued to be Fuentes’ Yes-Man. And that has led him to vote in ways that are impossible to defend. [End of Digression]

* * *
     ZANELLI, PART TWOAmazingly, despite the obvious conflict-of-interest, in 1997, the new union-friendly (i.e., union-paid for) board majority decided to hire Zanelli as its chief PR person. According to Coker,
     After the ’96 election, Zanelli landed another job that placed her close to the Gang of Four. Her consulting group was hired by the board to look into the district's public-information program in the wake of the Jews-killed-Kennedy [Frogue forum] incident. After the consultants' report…was handed to the board, Zanelli was hired as an in-house consultant, serving as the district's media spokesperson and providing political expertise. Frogue's opponents call her "a $5,000-per-month spin doctor," referring to the amount she's reportedly paid and the information she's dispensing.
     WEAPONS CONFISCATED; SO IT'S SAFE. As a district flack, Zanelli committed her share of gaffs. My personal fave was the Great Weaponry Gaff.
     In February of '98, Acting Chancellor Kathie Hodge distributed a memo to administrators, alerting them that "Without my authorization, a District Press Release was sent out...today. The release, titled 'Weapons Confiscated at SOCCCD Board Meeting,' has the potential of being frightening to our students and the community...." Zanelli had authored and sent out the press release.
     A day later, the Times ran a pleasant little piece entitled, "Knife, Pepper Spray are Found at Meeting." According to the article, "Campus police confiscated a 9-inch folding knife and a small canister of pepper spray from a man attending a SOCCCD board meeting last week. The seizure came amid tighter security measures in response to controversy surrounding a seminar Trustee Steven J. Frogue proposed last year on the assassination of President Kennedy... 'We want people to know they are safe at these meetings and they will not be disrupted for any reason,' campus spokeswoman Pam Zanelli said." (Times, 2/20/98)
     Oops.
     And so why, you ask, am I taking this stroll down the Zanelli memorial gutter of Memory Frickin' Lane?
     It's cuz I just wanna say once again that it’s a small freakin’ world. And it is.

Harriett Wieder
     IT'S A SMALL WORLD. Zanelli, you’ll recall, was tight with Jerry Brown. But Brown (back in the seventies) was a pal of—that’s right, Dr. Louis Cella of the famous “Dick and Doc” campaign finance duo, which controlled the OC Board of Supes in the seventies. (See Dan Walters.)
     As you know, that project (the "Dick and Doc Show" and all of its players) ended in a hail of indictments and prison sentences.
     Now I have no idea if anything hinky went on between “Dick and Doc” and Linda Ronstadt's old boyfriend. I only know that Brown invited Cella (and no doubt Cella’s partner, Dick O’Neill) to parties during a period in which D&D made substantial campaign contributions that were to Gov. Brown’s liking.
     Zanelli also worked for Republican Harriett Wieder, who, during her supervisorial tenure, was a known critic of then-OC GOP chairman Tom Fuentes. Wieder was also a vocal critic of the “Old Boys” club that is OC politics; Tom, of course, was the navigator and exploiter par excellence of such networks.
     Zanelli worked for state Senator Paul Carpenter.
Paul Carpenter
     Guess what?
     Back in the 70s, Carpenter was in league with Ron Caspers and “Dick and Doc.” According to journalist Dan Walters, back in the 70s,
     Carpenter was the executive director of the county health planning council—an organization that rubber stamped construction of [among others', D&D's] hospitals—before winning an Assembly seat in 1974, thanks largely to financing from Cella and O’Neill.
. . .
     Carpenter moved his political base to Los Angeles County and got himself promoted from the Assembly to the Senate, where he eventually became a member of the Democratic leadership with major responsibility for enhancing campaign fund collections. That brought him to the attention of federal investigators as they probed vote peddling in the Capitol and resulted in indictment, trial and conviction.
     Early in 1995, Carpenter was given seven years and three months in federal prison for his part in the Sacramento vote-selling scandal. (See Dan Walters, Jan 23, 1995)

     PAUL CARPENTER WAS A DICK AND DOCKER. Now get this. Former OC GOP chairman Tom Rogers writes that Carpenter was involved in Ron Caspers’ notorious smear campaign against Republican supervisor Alton Allen in 1969-70. (You’ll recall that Tom Fuentes was Caspers’ campaign manager in 1970; he then became Caspers' chief executive aide until Caspers' mysterious death in '74):
     The incumbent in the 5th district was [Republican] Alton Allen, a retired banker…. Allen was widely respected for his representation of the 5th District, which included … thousands of acres devoted to agricultural production.
     It came as a rude shock when, in 1969, a tabloid-type mailer was received by residents of the 5th District alleging wrongdoing on the part of Allen and his staff. Allen’s reputation for honesty and integrity had been undoubted, never a whisper against his character had ever been heard.…
     Allen contacted Republican leadership for help against this scurrilous attack. At a meeting at the Balboa Bay Club, GOP leaders met with Allen and those in attendance were at a loss for any explanation of the anti-Allen campaign. The retired banker was obviously distraught at having unfounded insinuations directed at himself and his staff.…
     The mysterious anti-Allen forces opened a headquarters in Laguna Hills from which to launch a formal recall campaign. The mailers kept arriving with insinuations of Allen’s “wrongdoing.” …
. . .
Robert Battin
     It would be revealed later that Tarantino [the man whose name was on the recall] had ties to Lou Cella, [Cella and Caspers' political consultant] Fred Harber, and others identified by Robert Battin as “the Coalition.” Battin, in an attempt to depict his own conviction as discriminatory, revealed the existence of the group, which also included [OC land baron] R.J. O’Neill. 
. . .
     Robert Battin was to use his position on the Board of Supervisors to make Allen look inept in dealing with certain issues. Paul Carpenter also admitted to being part of the recall effort much later, but denied knowledge of the other Coalition members being involved. Carpenter claimed that the clandestine effort was confined to himself and a Republican who aspired to be a supervisor [presumably, Caspers]…. (From Agents' Orange, Tom Rogers, 2000)
     Gosh, it all makes my head spin.
     I don't have much info on Zanelli, but she seems to be 66 years old, which would make her 30 in 1976 or thereabouts. So, she could easily have been working for Carpenter during the bad old days of Battin and Caspers and Dick & Doc.

THIS STORY CONTINUES: see Zanelli once worked for Cella, June 30.


Page 2 of the 4-page "same-sex" flier, paid for by the SOCCCD faculty union to get Frogue, Williams, and Fortune elected. It worked. (Consultant: Pam Zanelli)

Limber Lou running home at poetry softball game
     These days, Rebel Girl is up north, helping run the famous Writers' Workshops at Squaw Valley. Today, she sent me this pic.

Wednesday, August 15, 2001

Result of district's appeal of Bauer v. Sampson (2001)

See also amended, Oct. 15:
Amended

     Result of the district’s appeal re Bauer v. Sampson (1999), August 15, 2001
     (You may wish to skip down to “conclusion,” 4/5 of the way down the page. –RB)

BAUER v. SAMPSON

Nos.99-56964, 00-55408
Argued and Submitted May 8, 2001 – August 15, 2001
Before: RYMER, HAWKINS, and GOULD, Circuit Judges.
David C. Larsen (argued) and Robert E. King, Rutan & Tucker, Costa Mesa, California, for the defendant-appellant.Carol A. Sobel (argued), Law Office of Carol A. Sobel, Santa Monica, California, for the plaintiff-appellee.
Cedric Sampson, Chancellor of the South Orange County Community College District (“SOCCCD” or “the District”), appeals a grant of summary judgment in favor of Roy Bauer, a tenured professor of ethics and political philosophy, in Bauer's 42 U.S.C. §1983 case. Sampson contends that: (1) the District's policy against workplace violence is facially constitutional; (2) the District's policy against workplace violence is constitutional as applied to Bauer; (3) the District's policy against racial discrimination or harassment is constitutional as applied to Bauer; and (4) Bauer is not entitled to attorney's fees, neither as awarded nor at all.
FACTS AND PROCEDURAL HISTORY
Bauer is a tenured professor of ethics and political philosophy at Irvine Valley College (“IVC”), one of two campuses comprising the District, which is located in Orange County, California. As the District's Chancellor, Sampson oversees IVC and its sister school, Saddleback College. Sampson, upset at writings and illustrations prepared and circulated by Bauer, sought to discipline him, order him not to make such writings or illustrations in the future, and force him to undergo counseling.
The writings and illustrations were prepared during a traumatic time for IVC and the District. Evaluating the District, an independent team of investigators from the Accrediting Commission for Community and Junior Colleges (“the Accrediting Commission”), noted that “the college [IVC] and the district have experienced much turmoil in the past several years.” The Accrediting Commission attributed the turmoil partially to Orange County's financial troubles and primarily to a four-to-three split on the District's Board of Trustees (“the Board”). The report prepared by the Accrediting Commission characterized the situation thus: “A high-profile, often controversial group of trustees [the majority of four] felt obliged to involve itself actively in the day-to-day operations of the district and of the colleges far beyond the traditional role for trustees.” The Board's increased involvement allegedly resulted in the retirement of a chancellor, the resignation of two college presidents, and other attrition. Eventually, the Board appointed an acting President for IVC, Raghu Mathur, in, according to the Accrediting Commission, “a manner viewed by many as intrusive and by all as controversial.” Despite the controversy surrounding his appointment, Mathur was made the permanent President of IVC.
Bauer did not approve of Mathur's appointment and many of the Board's other actions. He voiced his disapproval in a campus newspaper called “Dissent,” which he published and circulated himself under fictitious by-lines. Four writings and two illustrations from “Dissent” are at issue in this case:
Writing 1: (November 2, 1998 issue) “I, for one, have etched the name of Sherry ‘Realpolitik’ Miller-White and others of her ilk on my permanent shit list, a two-ton slate of polished granite which I hope to someday drop in Raghu Mathur's head.”
Writing 2: (November 9, 1998 issue) Commenting on a remark by someone at a public meeting of the Board that those present were “the very best people in the district,” stating, “In a room like that, no decent person could resist the urge to go postal.”
Writing 3: (November 9, 1998 issue) A fantasy description of a funeral for a district trustee, who was the subject of a heated recall campaign, at which the other trustees and President Mathur are asphyxiated by “a lurid gas emanating from the Great Man's gaping mouth.”
Writing 4: (November 16, 1998 issue) Satirizing President Mathur's policies by writing: “[W]e at Dissent announce the founding of the Milosevich-Mathur Academic Integrity Matrix. I couldn't think of a more annoying business ed sounding type word than ‘matrix;’ besides, it permits a satisfying acronym: MAIM.”
Illustration 1: (November 16, 1998 issue) “Tales of the Backdoor Gooster.” Illustrates a story of underhanded tactics used by President Mathur in creating an “enemies list” and then beheading his enemies.
Illustration 2: (November 23, 1998 issue) “Quick the Downsizers are Coming Again!” Accompanies an article on micromanagement, discussing the anticipated “downsizing” of IVC. Shows three shrunken people assembling a rifle, with one pointing it outward.
Sampson responded to these writings and illustrations by letter, claiming that they violated the District's policies on workplace violence and racial discrimination or harassment. Sampson “strongly urge[d]” Bauer to participate in the District's Employee Assistance Program to “[deal] with [his] feelings of anger,” told Bauer that he was expected to comply with the Board's workplace violence and racial discrimination or harassment policies, and called Bauer in for a meeting.
At the meeting, Sampson told Bauer that the writings and illustrations violated the Board policies on workplace violence and racial discrimination or harassment and that a negative entry was being placed in his personnel file. This meeting was memorialized in a letter, which directed Bauer to: (1) “avoid any form of discrimination against or harassment of SOCCCD employees as described in Board Policy 4000.5”; (2) “immediately cease all verbal threats and violent behavior overtones as required in Administration Regulation 4000.3”; and (3) “[s]chedule a minimum of two meetings with the employee assistance counselor provided by the District, or make similar arrangements with another counselor approved by the Vice Chancellor [of] Human Resources, and report, in writing, that you have met the counselor. The confirming letter will become part of the District's record and your personnel file.” The letter warned that failure to comply with its terms “would be grounds for more severe discipline.”
Rather than adhere to these terms, Bauer brought suit in the district court, seeking declaratory and injunctive relief as well as damages based on four causes of action: (1) abridgement of his free speech rights, in violation of First and Fourteenth Amendments to the United States Constitution, 42 U.S.C. §1983, and Article I, section 2 of the California Constitution; (2) abridgement of his right to petition, in violation of the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, 42 U.S.C. §1983, and Article 1, section 3 of the California Constitution; (3) abridgement of his right to equal protection, in violation of the Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution, 42 U.S.C. §1983, and Article 1, section 7 of the California Constitution; and (4) violations of the whistle-blower protections of California Labor Code §1102.5.
The district court granted Bauer preliminary injunctive relief, ordering Sampson (1) not to enforce the workplace violence and racial discrimination or harassment policies against Bauer and (2) to withdraw the directive for Bauer to undergo counseling.1
After discovery, Bauer moved for full summary judgment, which the district court granted as to his first two causes of action-the free speech and right to petition abridgements premised on his federal constitutional rights enforced through §1983. The claim based on his equal protection rights was dismissed as surplusage, the claim based on California labor law denied, and the request for declaratory judgment ruled moot. Sampson timely appealed.2
Bauer filed a motion to amend the judgment to include attorney's fees, which the district court granted. The court determined the fee rate for Bauer's counsel to be $375 per hour, for a total fee award of about $125,000. Plaintiff's costs came to just under $1700. Sampson timely appealed the fee and cost award as well. We have jurisdiction under 28 U.S.C. §§1291 and 1292(a)(1).
STANDARDS OF REVIEW
A grant of summary judgment is reviewed de novo.  Weiner v. San Diego County, 210 F.3d 1025, 1028 (9th Cir.2000). In the civil rights context, attorney's fee awards made pursuant to 42 U.S.C. §1988 are generally reviewed for an abuse of discretion.3  See Hensley v. Eckerhart, 461 U.S. 424, 437, 103 S.Ct. 1933, 76 L.Ed.2d 40 (1983); LSO, Ltd. v. Stroh, 205 F.3d 1146, 1160 (9th Cir.2000).
ANALYSIS
I.Facial Challenge
Board Policy 4000.3 defines workplace violence as “verbal threats, violent behavior or physical conduct which interferes with the employee's safety in the workplace.” Administrative Regulation 4000.3 implements the policy “by defining its components and assigning responsibilities for carrying out the policy.” Administrative Regulation 4000.3(1) lists two definitions of “workplace violence”:
a. Workplace violence is defined as verbal threats, violent behavior or physical conduct, which interferes with employee's safety in the workplace.
b.Workplace violence includes, but is not limited to, making written, physical, or visual contact with verbal threats or violent behavior overtones.
In Vill. of Hoffman Estates v. Flipside, Hoffman Estates, Inc., 455 U.S. 489, 494-95, 102 S.Ct. 1186, 71 L.Ed.2d 362 (1982), the Supreme Court articulated a standard for First Amendment facial overbreadth and vagueness challenges:
In a facial challenge to the overbreadth and vagueness of a law, a court's first task is to determine whether the enactment reaches a substantial amount of constitutionally protected conduct. If it does not, then the overbreadth challenge must fail. The court should then examine the facial vagueness challenge and, assuming the enactment implicates no constitutionally protected conduct, should uphold the challenge only if the enactment is impermissibly vague in all of its applications.
Sampson argues that the District's workplace violence policy does not reach constitutionally protected conduct because it only prohibits “threats” of violence. However Administrative Regulation 4000.3(1)(b) extends past “threats” to also proscribe expression with violent “overtones.”
“In general, threats are not protected by the First Amendment.” Lovell v. Poway Unified Sch. Dist., 90 F.3d 367, 371 (9th Cir.1996). As Lovell explains:
We have set forth an objective test for determining whether a threat is a “true threat” and, thus, falls outside the protection of the First Amendment: “whether a reasonable person would foresee that the statement would be interpreted by those to whom the maker communicates the statement as a serious expression of intent to harm or assault.”
90 F.3d at 372 (quoting United States v. Orozco-Santillan, 903 F.2d 1262, 1265 (9th Cir.1990)).
Because some expression with violent “overtones” would not offend this reasonable person standard (i.e., would not be a “true threat”), Administrative Regulation 4000.3(1)(b)'s proscription violates the First Amendment under Village of Hoffman Estates, 455 U.S. at 494-95, 102 S.Ct. 1186. Simply put, a substantial amount of “overtones” are not “threats.” Therefore, the second definition of workplace violence facially violates the First Amendment. Since Board Policy 4000.3 and Administrative Regulation 4000.3(1)(a) prohibit only “verbal threats which interfere[ ] with employee's safety in the workplace,” these definitions are facially constitutional.
II.“As Applied” Analysis
Sampson's admonitory letter to Bauer directed him to “avoid any form of discrimination against or harassment of SOCCCD employees as described in Board Policy 4000.5” and “immediately cease all verbal threats and violent behavior overtones as required in Administrative Regulation 4000.3.” As explained above, it was unconstitutional for Sampson to attempt to forbid expression with “violent behavior overtones” that fell short of being a “true threat” (Administrative Regulation 4000.3(1)(b)). However, it is facially constitutional to regulate “true threats” as do Board Policy 4000.3 and Administrative Regulation 4000.3(1)(a). Additionally, Bauer concedes that the discrimination and harassment regulation is facially constitutional.4  Therefore, we next consider whether the prohibitions on racial discrimination or harassment and violent threats were applied to Bauer in a constitutional manner.
Sampson based his racial discrimination or harassment charge on Bauer's use of the name “Mr. Goo” for IVC President Raghu Mathur. In a letter, Sampson told Bauer that his “misuse” of Mathur's first name was “dehumanizing and insulting.” Sampson contends that the name is a play on the pejorative term “gook” and the fact that “goo” means “excrement” in Hindi. Bauer claims that the name is simply a play on the similarity between Mathur's first name, Raghu, and that of a cartoon character, Mr. Magoo. Sampson based his workplace violence charge on Bauer's “verbal threats and violent behavior overtones.”
We agree with the district court's analysis that the policies were unconstitutionally applied to Bauer because “though at times adolescent, insulting, crude and uncivil, Bauer's publication focuses directly on issues of public interest and importance.” We also agree with the district court that Bauer's statements were not “true threats” and that the District's rights as an employer were not impermissibly burdened by Bauer's expression.
A.Protected Expression
Expression involving a matter of public concern enjoys robust First Amendment protection.  “Whether a public employee's speech involves a matter of public concern depends upon ‘the content, form, and context of a given statement, as revealed by the whole record.’”  Cochran v. City of Los Angeles, 222 F.3d 1195, 1200 (9th Cir.2000) (quoting Connick v. Myers, 461 U.S. 138, 147-48, 103 S.Ct. 1684, 75 L.Ed.2d 708 (1983)).  “A public employee's speech or expressive conduct deals with a matter of public concern when it ‘can be fairly considered as relating to a matter of political, social, or other concern to the community.’”  Id. (quoting Voigt v. Savell, 70 F.3d 1552, 1559 (9th Cir.1995)). Sampson concedes that Bauer's expression dealt with matters of public concern, arguing not that the expression is unprotected, but rather that either (1) the expression loses its protected status because it constitutes “true threats” or (2) the District's interests as an employer in regulating the expression outweigh Bauer's First Amendment rights as an employee.
B.“True Threat” Analysis
“[T]he constitutional guarantee of free speech does not permit a State to forbid or proscribe advocacy of the use of force or of law violation except where such advocacy is directed to inciting or producing imminent lawless action that is likely to incite or produce such action.” Brandenburg v. Ohio, 395 U.S. 444, 446, 89 S.Ct. 1827, 23 L.Ed.2d 430 (1969).  “Whether a particular statement may properly be considered to be a threat is governed by an objective standard-whether a reasonable person would foresee that the statement would be interpreted by those to whom the maker communicates the statement as a serious expression of intent of harm or assault.”  United States v. Orozco-Santillan, 903 F.2d 1262, 1265 (9th Cir.1990).  “Alleged threats should be considered in light of their entire factual context, including the surrounding events and reaction of the listeners.”  Id.
We agree with the district court's holding that although Bauer's writings have some violent content, they “are hyperbole of the sort found in non-mainstream political invective and in context are patently not true threats.”  (Emphasis in original). Under the reasonable speaker test, these writings would not be perceived as “true threats.” They were made in an underground campus newspaper in the broader context of especially contentious campus politics.
Sampson argues that the expression takes on a more insidious tenor when considered in the overall context of Bauer's other behavior on campus. Sampson alleges that Bauer: (1) had verbal run-ins with his supervisor and other District employees more sympathetic to the administration; (2) told his supervisor, “You and Mathur are going down”; (3) told a co-worker, “Your day has come,” after the co-worker mocked a friend; and (4) referred to Mathur and an African-American Trustee as “the dark side.” Sampson has not, however, alleged that Bauer has ever been physically abusive or violent on or off campus. Nor did Sampson base his disciplinary action on any of these incidents; it was based on the six writings found in “Dissent.”
Within the larger context of the turbulent IVC campus community, the conduct alleged by Sampson does not transform Bauer's expression into “true threats.” We agree with the district court that there is simply no way a reasonable reader would have construed the writings and illustrations to be “true threats,” even if that reader were aware of all of the other conduct alleged by Sampson.
C.The District's Interests as an Employer
[T]he State has interests as an employer in regulating the speech of its employees that differ significantly from those it possesses in connection with regulation of the speech of the citizenry in general. The problem in any case [alleging First Amendment infringement] is to arrive at a balance between the interests of the teacher, as a citizen, in commenting upon matters of public concern and the interest of the State, as an employer, in promoting the efficiency of the public services it performs through its employees.
Pickering v. Bd. of Educ., 391 U.S. 563, 568, 88 S.Ct. 1731, 20 L.Ed.2d 811 (1968). In order to prevail, a public employee must first show that his statements are constitutionally protected.  Johnson v. Multnomah County, 48 F.3d 420, 422 (9th Cir.1995). Once a plaintiff shows that his statements were of public concern and that the statements were a substantial motivating factor for the disciplinary action taken against him, the burden shifts to the defendant to show that its legitimate administrative interests outweigh the plaintiff's First Amendment rights.  Gilbrook v. City of Westminster, 177 F.3d 839, 866-67 (9th Cir.1999).  “This issue is one of law and a determination is to be made by the court.”  Cochran, 222 F.3d at 1200 (citing Connick v. Myers, 461 U.S. 138, 148 n. 7, 103 S.Ct. 1684, 75 L.Ed.2d 708 (1983)).5
As discussed above, Sampson concedes on appeal that Bauer's expression was about a matter of public concern. Sampson also concedes that the expression was a substantial factor in causing the discipline upon which Bauer's suit is based. Therefore, the only issue is whether the District's interests as an employer outweigh Bauer's First Amendment rights.
Pickering “requires full consideration of the government's interest in the effective and efficient fulfillment of its responsibilities to the public.”  Voigt, 70 F.3d at 1561. In Brewster v. Bd. of Educ., 149 F.3d 971, 980-81 (9th Cir.1998), we listed five factors for use in the Pickering balancing analysis: (1) whether the employee's speech disrupted harmony among co-workers; (2) whether the relationship between the employee and the employer was a close working relationship with frequent contact which required trust and respect in order to be successful; (3) whether the employee's speech interfered with performance of his duties; (4) whether the employee's speech was directed to the public or the media or to a governmental colleague; and (5) whether the employee's statements were ultimately determined to be false.  “Because the Pickering balance necessarily involves a fact-sensitive inquiry involving the totality of the circumstances, no single factor is dispositive.”  Gilbrook, 177 F.3d at 868.
Under the Pickering balancing analysis, as elucidated by Brewster, the District's interests as an employer do not outweigh Bauer's First Amendment rights. First, Bauer's expression no doubt created some disharmony among his colleagues, especially those more sympathetic to the administration. In light of the Accrediting Commission's report, however, it can hardly be said that Bauer was the source of the disharmony on IVC's campus. IVC and the District were going through a contentious period-Bauer's commentary on these troubles may have raised awareness, but the expression certainly did not cause them. Second, given the nature of academic life, especially at the college level, it was not necessary that Bauer and the administration enjoy a close working relationship requiring trust and respect-indeed anyone who has spent time on college campuses knows that the vigorous exchange of ideas and resulting tension between an administration and its faculty is as much a part of college life as homecoming and final exams. Third, Sampson has not shown that Bauer's speech had any negative impact on Bauer's teaching or other professional responsibilities. Fourth, Bauer's expression was disseminated through “The Dissent,” which was distributed exclusively to the District community. Finally, fifth, Bauer's expression was clearly opinion, not factual assertions that could be proven false.
The district court properly conducted its Pickering balancing analysis. We agree that Bauer's First Amendment rights clearly outweigh the District's interests as an employer in silencing his expression.
III.Attorney's Fees
Sampson challenges both Bauer's entitlement to fees under 42 U.S.C. §1988 and the amount awarded by the district court.
A.“Special Circumstances”
Plaintiffs in §1983 actions “should ordinarily recover an attorney's fee unless special circumstances could render such an award unjust.”  Newman v. Piggie Park Enters., Inc., 390 U.S. 400, 402, 88 S.Ct. 964, 19 L.Ed.2d 1263 (1968). We have a two-prong test for determining such special circumstances, “(1) whether allowing attorney's fees would further the purposes of §1988 and (2) whether the balance of the equities favors or disfavors the denial of fees.”  Gilbrook, 177 F.3d at 878.
Sampson argues that three “special circumstances” warrant a departure from the usual fee award rule in this case: (1) this is a case of first impression, so the public benefits from full litigation; (2) Bauer could have found a lawyer without the fee award inducement because of the beneficial publicity generated by the case; and (3) Sampson litigated in good faith. All three arguments fail to rise to the level of a “special circumstance.”
We need not decide whether the first two of these grounds would qualify as a “special circumstance” because they lack a factual basis in any event.
This is not a case of first impression. Both the Supreme Court and this circuit have published widely on the free speech rights of academics, the requirements for a statement to be a “true threat,” and the invalidity of proscriptions on potentially violent expression that falls short of being a “true threat.” Though these particular facts have not been litigated, the legal principles which govern this case were extant at its inception.
It also seems unlikely that Bauer could have gotten a lawyer to represent him on his own. The attorney's fees in this case totaled over $100,000-an attorney would be hard-pressed to provide that magnitude of representation just for beneficial publicity. The purpose of §1988, allowing citizens to present constitutional claims when they have been wronged by governmental actors, would be frustrated by forcing a plaintiff such as Bauer to find an attorney willing to take on a decidedly local §1983 case at a cost to himself of over $100,000.
Finally, good faith litigation is not enough, on its own, to warrant a finding of “special circumstances.”  Williams v. Hanover Hous. Auth., 113 F.3d 1294, 1301-02 (1st Cir.1997) (“The circuits are in agreement that defendants' good faith reliance on settled law is not a ‘special circumstance’ warranting a denial of attorney's fees under §1988.”).
The district court was correct in ruling that this case does not present “special circumstances” justifying a decision not to award attorney's fees to Bauer.
B.Hourly Rate
Sampson argues that the hourly rate determined by the district court for Bauer's counsel, $375 per hour, is excessive. The district court followed the proper procedure for such a determination under Davis v. City and County of San Francisco, 976 F.2d 1536, 1545-46 (9th Cir.1992), vacated in part 984 F.2d 345 (1993), considering declarations filed by local attorneys on behalf of both Sampson and Bauer. Reviewing these declarations, we cannot say that the district court abused its discretion in determining the hourly rate.
C.Number of Hours
Sampson argues that Bauer was not sufficiently successful under Sablan v. Dept. of Fin. of Commonwealth of N. Mariana Islands, 856 F.2d 1317, 1325 (9th Cir.1988), and Hensley to merit a full fee award. Sampson argues that because Bauer filed five claims and only received relief from the district court as to two, his suit was only forty percent successful.
Such reasoning cannot stand under Sablan, which teaches that courts “must determine what [the plaintiff] sought to accomplish in bringing his lawsuit and then determine whether the lawsuit was causally linked to the relief actually obtained.”  856 F.2d at 1325. Here, Bauer asked that the two Board policies not be applied to his expression, that Sampson's reprimanding letter be removed from his personnel file, and that he not undergo counseling. His suit accomplished all of these goals, a result preserved in this appeal. It simply is not material under Sablan or Hensley that Bauer alleged additional causes of action which were dismissed on the merits or as surplusage or mooted by his victory.
Sampson also quibbles with the district court's calculation of Bauer's counsel's total hours. However, Sampson has not presented us with concrete evidence of which hours were overbilled, resulting in an abuse of discretion by the district court. We note that Bauer's attorney agreed to a voluntary twenty-hour reduction before the district court even addressed the issue. The district court did not abuse its discretion in calculating Bauer's attorney's hours.
CONCLUSION
The district court correctly ruled that Administrative Regulation 4000.3(1)(b) is unconstitutional on its face because it prohibits speech with violent “overtones” that falls short of being threatening. However, the district court erred in holding that the entire workplace violence policy is facially unconstitutional: both Board Policy 4000.3 and Administrative Regulation 4000.3(1)(a) pass facial analysis.
The district court correctly ruled that the Board's policies on racial discrimination or harassment and workplace violence are unconstitutional as applied to Bauer. The district court did not abuse its discretion in deciding to award Bauer's attorney's fees, setting the rate for those fees, or in calculating the number of attorney hours to be paid.
AFFIRMED IN PART; REVERSED IN PART. Appellee is awarded costs on appeal.
I concur in sections II.A, II.B, and III of the majority's analysis.
I respectfully dissent from section I because, in my view, Administrative Regulation 4000.3(1)(b) is not facially unconstitutional. I agree that, standing alone, the prohibition on expression with “violent behavior overtones” is unconstitutionally overbroad. However, this prohibition cannot sustain an overbreadth challenge because it does not reach a “substantial amount of constitutionally protected conduct.” See Vill. of Hoffman Estates v. Flipside, Hoffman Estates, Inc., 455 U.S. 489, 494-95, 102 S.Ct. 1186, 71 L.Ed.2d 362 (1982).
I also respectfully dissent from section II.C and decline to walk in the path of error taken by the majority. These are hard cases because of the great weight and respect that properly must be given the dictates of the First Amendment. Nevertheless, the United States Supreme Court has pointed to some limits in the context of employment. See Pickering v. Bd. of Educ., 391 U.S. 563, 88 S.Ct. 1731, 20 L.Ed.2d 811 (1968).
As I see it, the evidence that Sampson submitted in opposition to Bauer's motion for summary judgment raised genuine issues of material fact concerning the ways in which Bauer's writings and illustrations, tinged with violence, affected the campus community, the peace of mind of administrators, faculty, and students, and the overall well-being of the college.1  The district court disregarded these issues, giving greater weight to the values underlying free speech. Yet, under Pickering the Supreme Court requires a balancing of facts relating to disruption in the employment context; a more fact-intensive inquiry was appropriate in light of the evidence submitted opposing summary judgment. In my view, the district court should have addressed the competing interests of Sampson and Bauer in a trial or at least in an evidentiary hearing where some factual determinations could be made, before conducting its analysis under Pickering and concluding that Bauer's free speech interests outweighed Sampson's legitimate administrative interests in restricting such speech.
The Pickering balancing analysis requires a factual inquiry into factors concerning: (1) whether the speech at issue disrupts harmony among co-workers; (2) the nature of the relationship between the employer and employee; (3) whether the speech inhibits the speaker's job performance; (4) to whom the speech was directed; and (5) the accuracy of the speech. Brewster v. Bd. of Educ., 149 F.3d 971, 980-81 (9th Cir.1998) (setting forth five factors for use in the Pickering balancing analysis). Here, viewing the evidence in the light most favorable to Sampson and drawing all permissible inferences in his favor, there are serious fact issues concerning the extent and impact of the disruption resulting from Bauer's writings and illustrations.
We should consider declarations submitted in support of Sampson. For example, an economics professor declared that he had been “discouraged from pursuing administrative jobs because of Mr. Bauer and his disruptive presence.” Another professor declared that she “felt physically threatened by the violent newsletter sequence which underlies this litigation, some of which target[ed] [her] personally.” Sampson declared that he placed restrictions on the “Dissent” only when “the publication became increasingly violent, suggesting physical harm to various employees, including Dr. Raghu Mathur, the College President.”
For me, the most significant declaration is from Dr. Lipian, a forensic psychiatrist who, based in part upon a review of the “Dissent,” concluded that: (1) “the District has a legitimate concern that Mr. Bauer has the potential, if not evaluated and possibly treated, of engaging in increasing forms of violent speech, and possibly violent conduct”; (2) “[i]n the absence of evaluation and treatment, [Mr. Bauer's] escalating interest in, discussion of, and threat to employ violent actions and violent tools is likely to worsen”; and (3) “Mr. Bauer's anger is likely to intensify  [And] [a]ction upon unambiguously stated fantasies of revenge and destruction becomes an increasingly ominous risk.” This declaration of a qualified forensic psychiatrist was given weight by the college and warrants more consideration than it received from the district court.
In an era when a wave of seemingly random, but frequent, violence has engulfed schools across our country, the district court gave too little attention to risks of ripening violence that may reasonably be inferred from the expert's submission. For Dr. Lipian to note an “increasingly ominous risk” of action based on “unambiguously stated fantasies of revenge and destruction” is no small matter, though one finds no mention of it in the district court opinion, or for that matter, in the majority's analysis. Accepting Dr. Lipian's statement as true for purposes of summary judgment, the college's response to this risk was moderate, reasonable, and restrained. The college did not censor Bauer, nor terminate him, but only sought to require that he submit to psychological counseling. Such a course was recommended by Dr. Lipian. Giving all inferences to Sampson, I decline to accept the views of the district court that risks of violence or other disruption must be disregarded without a trial or an evidentiary hearing to permit the district court to assess the evidence after determining credibility of witnesses.
I recognize that the college and the school district were experiencing difficulties when Bauer published the writings and illustrations at issue. But, I believe that, if Sampson's evidence is credited, the evidence supports the conclusion that Bauer did more than raise awareness of pre-existing problems. Rather, giving all reasonable inferences to Sampson, a trier of fact might conclude that Bauer was responsible for more than his share of the tension on campus.
Pickering “requires full consideration of the government's interest in effective and efficient fulfillment of its responsibilities to the public.” Voigt v. Savell, 70 F.3d 1552, 1561 (9th Cir.1995). The college owed a duty to faculty and students to exercise the utmost care to avoid the possibility of violence and irreparable harm. Cf. LaVine, 257 F.3d 981. We cannot from this record say whether there was, as Dr. Lipian explicitly said, an “increasingly ominous risk” of violence that outweighed Bauer's free speech interests. Summary judgment was premature and inappropriate.
FOOTNOTES
1.  The district court also ordered that Bauer be excused from posting a bond or other security to obtain the preliminary injunction.
2.  The district court did not award Bauer any damages and he has filed no cross-appeal, so damages have dropped out of the case.
3.  Section 1988 is the statutory provision governing fee awards for successful §1983 plaintiffs.
4.  Board Policy 4000.5 prohibits discrimination or harassment on the basis of certain listed characteristics “pursuant to applicable federal and state statutes, guidelines, and regulations, and district policies and regulations” in any District employment process, position, program, service, or activity. The district court rejected a facial challenge to this policy, a decision Bauer does not appeal.
5.  We note the dissent's concern that the district court did not draw “all permissible inferences” in Sampson's favor in conducting its Pickering analysis at summary judgment. Under the plurality opinion in Waters v. Churchill, 511 U.S. 661, 677, 114 S.Ct. 1878, 128 L.Ed.2d 686 (1994), when conducting Pickering balancing, “courts look to the facts as the employer reasonably found them to be.”  (Emphasis in original). Unlike Waters, the facts of this case are not in dispute. Here the parties agree precisely on the expression at issue-the six writings.  Connick and Waters teach that in such a circumstance the application of Pickering to settled facts is the province and duty of the court. We are not to defer to the governmental employer's analysis of the facts, just the governmental employer's reasonable determination of the facts. In any event, Dr. Lipian's declaration is largely conclusory and is not based on any personal interview or examination of Bauer.
1.  Although the majority urges in its footnote 5 that the “parties agree precisely on the expression at issue-the six writings,” the majority fails to address evidence in the record about the consequence of those writings for the campus. The majority does not even mention the government employer's submission of its expert psychiatrist's view that Bauer had an escalating interest in “violent actions and violent tools” and was sufficiently disturbed to require counseling. Recognizing that schools must have leeway to take protective or precautionary steps to counter risks of violence, we have recently upheld, against First Amendment challenge, a high school's suspension of a student who submitted a violent poem with descriptions of classroom shooting.  LaVine v. Blaine Sch. Dist., 257 F.3d 981 (9th Cir.2001). We should show similar tolerance here of the interests of the college, which at least warrant a trial or evidentiary hearing on issues of risks of violence and consequent disruption.
MICHAEL DALY HAWKINS, Circuit Judge:

Monday, August 14, 2000

Fall Opening Session; Union Luncheon; Adam Probolsky; Tom Fuentes

[FROM DISSENT 50, 8/21/00]
Title: "Duck Crap and Rubber Bullets" by Chunk Wheeler (Roy Bauer)
Monday, August 14, 2000:

The Fall “Opening Session”:

I showed up at Saddleback’s Ronald McDonald Theatre at about 9:00 a.m., just as the last of the coffee and donuts crowd filed inside to take their seats at the back of the hall (presumably in hopes of avoiding the stink that emanated from the front). As we entered, we were handed a program filled mostly with the names of “service pin recipients,” a list a more meaningless than which cannot be conceived. The session promised to by gloomy, owing to the overwhelming pall of ruin that now pervades the district now that, essentially, idjits are in charge and nothin’ works.

Ticklin’ them ivories:

At about 9:05, Cedric “Liberace” Sampson, seated primly at a piano in a sparkly rhinestone jacket, got things started with a single C-chord, which echoed stupidly through the hall. “Last year,” he warbled nasally, as Mathur tapped his foot, “was a turn-around year.” Meanwhile, at stage right, about a dozen dignitaries, including three trustees, quietly snoozed in chairs that were arrayed across the big, empty Ronald McDonald stage. Trustee Williams—who, as a tyke, was the model for the Bob’s Big Boy statue—stoically chomped on a french fry.

A year ago, cooed Ced, the press produced lots of “unflattering news” about the district—but no longer! Besides, he added, we’re no longer on the fiscal watch list and, owing to a highly effective intimidation campaign, we’ve overcome our warning status with the Accrediting Commission! We’ve been “delivered” from these nuisances, he roared, breaking briefly into a daft rendition of “Chopsticks.”

No one was buying it and he knew it. Worried, Ced broke into a Grinch grin and then explained that, at Saddleback College, they’re about to demolish a building, an event, which, he assured us, is “symbolic.” (Everyone seemed to agree.) He continued: they’re also putting up a parking-lot! (“Where’s his pal Dot?” I wondered.)

The Chancellor, with his usual air of contempt, went on to recite recent personal achievements. Hadn’t he fixed the sewage system at Saddleback in his spare time? Hadn’t he taken the Accrediting Commission to task for applying unwritten subjective standards to the SOCCCD and not following its own goddamn rules? And hadn’t the Department of Education confirmed his charge that one of the Commissioners was biased? You bet!

Oddly, Ced neglected to mention that, according to the DOE, the Commissioner in question was biased, not against the college, but in favor of it. No matter: Ced is into sophistry. He launched clumsily into “Heart and Soul,” humming persistently and defiantly through his nose.

From my perch amid snoring colleagues, I amused myself by studying the fine array of stinkwater dignitaries below. Marcia and Dave held their noses. Raghu picked his, I think, threatening a total cranial collapse. Trustee John “Brown Boy” Williams, sporting an aspect of staunch harrumphitude, bitterly clutched an empty bag of fries as a lurid puddle of goo formed around his left shoe.

El Ced spoke of the Master Plan, which emphasizes growth and development, he said. Full-time faculty hiring, he declared, should proceed in accordance with the Plan. “Our goal,” noted the Chance, is to achieve an “internal consensus” regarding the direction of the district. Also, we should seek to regain a leadership role in the “community college movement.” Cleverly appealing to an old TV ad, he urged us to “just do it.” He briefly paused to take a bow.

More yawnage. Somebody belched. Raghu Mathur’s lower lip jutted upward hideously as he contemplated Board Policy 8000 and the tight relationship it posits between campus speech and lawn-care. One or two droplets of a ghastly brownish fluid dripped from the ceiling, bespeckling the rotting floor.

Ced pressed on, noting that, all over the state, districts have failed to adopt policies required by law, and our district is no exception. We have until November to correct the situation. He seemed to look forward to the process.

Utterly bored, I again studied the seated dignitaries, who stared blankly into space. The audience stared back. A relatively lively Tom Carol admired his Hawaiian shirt, while, immediately to his right, Mike Runyan’s head seemed to sink impossibly deeply into his body. Meanwhile, somewhere, Mr. McClendon was listening for extra-terrestrials while Mr. Walker practiced trouser-fastening.

Ced closed by promising, as he had done a year ago, that we will soon “convert” the Tustin Marine Corps Air Station. The political machinations of the Feds and other school districts have delayed conversion, he noted peevishly. Finally, he simpered: “I look forward to working with you,” and slid testily off the piano bench and into the repulsive puddle of filth that encumbered the stage. The feeble sound of polite applause followed him to his chair.

“What’s that stink?” asked a new hire. Someone pointed downward, toward the stage, aghast.

Her first big kiss:

Next came the presentation of service pins. I do believe that I was the only person in the room who did not receive one. Dean Howard Gensler got a 10-year pin even though he was hired as a full-timer in 1999. “What could this mean?” I asked myself.

The ceremony would have been unrelievedly tedious were it not for two prodigious incidents. First: one of the recipients gave President Bullock a bear hug and then lifted her straight into the air, causing her to thrill and gasp, and, upon release, to stumble and squeal as though she had just received her first Big Kiss. Second: Kathie Hodge, despite not having been lifted into the air at all (not while I was lookin’), received a truly enormous round of applause, causing Ced to look up and feign magnanimity and joy. His pain was palpable. John, looking vaguely Hitlerian, strangled his empty bag of fries.

Eventually, Mr. Goo, radiating fumes from his sweaty suit, stood up, splashed through a stinkwater puddle, and made his way to the podium. The situation was not promising, for Mathur regularly punishes audiences with his trademark melange of New Age twaddle, educationist drivel, business-world blather, and stupefying malapropisms. Plus he owes me money.

“Good morning,” he sniffed imperiously, already employing the spiffy leadership techniques he learned this summer at Hah-vud. (On Tuesday, at IVC, he explained that, at the conference, he had read so darned much that it all started coming out of his ears!) The audience lamely responded with the same. Said the Gooster: “I think we can do better than that!” Not so, as it turned out.

Mathur then introduced new hires, a wholly tedious exercise, though, at one point, a comic book did fall out of Mr. Goo’s massive and fleshy left ear, injecting a welcome note of the bizarre. Bullock, who seems even more convinced than the rest of us that she has absolutely nothing to say, went through the same exercise. Everyone suffered horribly.

Crap slidage:

After a while, an inexplicably cheery Maureen Smith stepped up to the podium to shout, “Tom Selleck for president!” and then introduced the guest speaker, one Anne E. Mulder, Director of Development at the notorious Nova Southeastern University, the repository of, among other things, several X-files and Dr. Raghu Mathur’s doctoral Scantron answer sheet.

Mulder instructed all the new hires to get up and move to the front of the room, cuz it’s a drag to speak to a big empty space like she was doin’. (At the Ronald McDonald Theatre, people traditionally line the back wall in hopes of avoiding notice by Ronald.) This produced several minutes of chaos. The bespectacled Mulder gazed patiently upon the scene, wondering just what was wrong with us.

Nevertheless, Mulder soon expressed admiration for the quality of our new faculty and the “longevity” of other faculty, what with all the service pins and bald, shiny heads. She invited us to applaud ourselves, which we did. Then Mulder explained that she recently visited Tucson, where the average age was 112.

Mulder likes to tell jokes and stories, and she told a good one about “duck crap” (punchline: “We’ve been sliding into this building for years”). Looking briefly in the direction of the chancellor (or so it seemed to me), she deftly tied the crap theme to the notion of “responsibility,” as an oblivious El Ced polished a rhinestone with his hanky.

Mulder likes to string together lots of positive things, even if they don’t really add up to anything much. She announced that teachers are “wonderful” and that California is a “bellwether state.” She spoke of diversity and shared governance and how it really does rain in California. (“Man, it pours.”) She joked about the likes of Jimmy Hoffa (“I was nice to those guys”) and, finally, she noted WASC’s new standard, according to which faculty are supposed to take the lead in securing student “success,” etc., which is all part of the new “accountability” craze that’s sweeping the nation, like those damn Razors you can’t seem to get away from.

She lingered on that last point, her big “accountability” theme. We should not be threatened by this new accrediting “mandate,” she said. Rather, we should view it as an “opportunity” to invest in the future of students!

I found it necessary to snort.

Mulder is into lists. She spoke of five “powers” to produce change: the power of presence (that had something to do with being “entrepreneurial” and “showing up” for stuff), the power of imagination and intelligence (somethin’ about “kaleidoscopic thinking,” sacred cows, and dead faculty, I believe), the power of voice (“If you dream it and give voice to it, then you can do it”—Bleccch!), the power of partnering (some damned people, she said, think they’re in charge of everything!), and the power of motion, momentum, and persistence (“Middles are difficult,” said she, causing Old Guardsters in the center of the room to grimace and scratch their empty, balding heads).

Mulder made a few more scattershot points: we teachers have to take a leadership role; there are “five practices” that will help us (she listed them); teachers gotta experiment and take risks; my brother Fox is a flake; and so on. She quoted “Megatrends.”

Finally, Mulder returned to the theme of responsibility and duck crap: “We share responsibility,” she said with an air of self-satisfaction, “in creating the internal and external world.” That sounded like crap to me, but everybody else acted as though Agent Mulder had just handed ‘em a pearl.

That was about it, so we all got outa there fast. In the mad rush to leave, some people did get hurt—mostly, I think, owing to flying rubber cylinders and the frenzied feet of panicking Old Guardsters. Later that day, stinkwater broke through the walls and ceiling and drowned a coupla students. But, hey, life goes on.

The Faculty Association luncheon:

Not long after, I wandered over to the cafeteria, where the Faculty Association was holding its customary Flex-week luncheon/love-in.

People sure do like to tie on the feed bag, especially when they can do it for free. (“Hell,” said someone, “I’m goin’ for seconds on them lard chips, cuz I pay for ‘em with my dues.”) There was so much sloppy beef and cheese that people got happy just lookin’ at it all. Soon, everybody was chowin’ down and yuckin’ it up with abandon, inspiring Lee H to announce that he couldn’t remember when we’ve all had so much fun!

Adam Probolsky is a big fat idiot:

The GOP's Fuentes
While in line, I spoke with a prominent member of the union Old Guard, who explained why, at the July 12 special board meeting, she had spoken in support of the appointment of Tom Fuentes as a replacement for Frogue. I noted that, as the leader of the OC Republican Party and a partisan of its conservative wing, Fuentes is undeniably anti-union. Then I listed several actions—the poll-guard incident, the Mexican flag gambit, etc.—for which Fuentes is notorious. What about all that? I asked.

Well, said she, when she arrived on the 12th, Fuentes’ appointment was really already a done deal, and, when that’s the score, you’ve gotta go along and just get the best deal you can for yourself!

She was probably right about the “done deal” part. To many observers of the special meeting, Fuentes’ appointment seemed to be, well, highly orchestrated. Consider: of the three candidates who were interviewed on the 12th, only Fuentes showed up with written answers for each of the Board’s questions. Someone in the audience told me that the pro-Fuentes remarks offered that night by three Old Guard unionists were read from documents written in the same font as was displayed on Fuentes’ prepared answer sheets. Possibly this verbiage was provided by the remarkable Adam Probolsky, a fat man in a white shirt who kept running around the board room fixin’ things. Probolsky, one of Fuentes’ lieutenants, is a consultant for local right-wing politicos. His partner is the son of Lou Sheldon (of the “Traditional Values Coalition”). Essentially, Probolsky’s a big fat idiot.

Conspiracy fans, I’ve got two intriguing facts for you to chew on. (1) Six days before Fuentes’ coronation, a select group of OC Republicans partied at the Corona Del Mar home of Tom Phillips, a filthy-rich East Coast publisher who hopes to enter politics here in OC. The shindig was a gathering of the “Silver Circle,” an elite support group for the OC GOP. I’m told that George W’s nephew was among the special guests that day.

Guess who else attended this soiree? That would be Trustee Williams, Trustee Wagner, Board President Padberg–and Tom Fuentes.

(2) Intriguing factoid #2: Raghu Mathur met with Fuentes months prior to Frogue’s resignation (perhaps in May). –Ain’t it cool?

Don’t sweat the big stuff:

As I was saying, at the union feed lot, my Old Guard friend defended Mr. Fuentes, explaining that she is more impressed by little things about a person than that big dumb stuff she reads in the papers. That’s why she likes Frogue, despite all those pesky facts (legal declarations provided by former students, quotes in several newspapers) that seem to point to his being a Holocaust denier. Evidently, once during a conversation with the Froguester, he related how he killed a possum in his back yard. Boy did he feel bad about that. After all these years, he still grieves.

“That’s good enough for me,” she said.

“Oh,” I responded, as the “Twilight Zone” theme played in my head and “Mr. Bojangles” played in hers.

A Starship Enterprise:

Lots of people attended the luncheon, including some bigwigs: John Williams, Marcia Milchiker, the Chancellor, the President of the Community College Association, Laurence Oldewurtel. –Dazzling.

At about noon, Association president Lee H addressed the group. His election, he said, was a mandate to “right the course” and “steady the ship.” People didn’t want “business as usual.” Lee then introduced various Faculty Association officers and division representatives. They all seemed terribly pleased to be there.

This exercise made clear that the days of Old Guard domination are over, even though several Old Guardsters were in the room, sneerin’ and gossipin’ and runnin’ up for seconds, cuz they paid for the chow, goddam it.

Lee explained the need for everyone to “work together.” There’s nothing worse, he said, than a union that is not unified. “That’s a contradiction!” We need to go back to being “one of the Starship community colleges of the system,” offered the president. He announced an August 29 candidates forum and noted his regular and friendly visits with the Chancellor.

“Uh-oh,” I thought.

Hard to port!

Lee then asked the Chancellor to address the crowd.

The Chancellor? How odd, thought I. Here’s a guy who, on behalf of his corrupt board patrons (who fear union opposition in the next election), illegally blocked the collection of union PAC funds despite instructions from duly authorized union officials. And we’re lettin’ him speak? I don’t get it. “The ship’s a bit off course today, Lee,” thought I.

El Ced got up to repeat some of his blather about how last year was a “turn-around” time for the district. Then he picked up on Lee’s “working together” blarney. You’ve gotta have three things: a strong faculty, a strong board, and strong administration, he said. When the system works, it’s like three strong stool samples on somebody’s leg. (Or maybe it was three strong legs on a stool. Not sure.) Now, he added, the board is strong, but administration is weak, and, in recent years, the faculty have been weakened by divisiveness. So it’s like we’re on a broken sub on the bottom of the ocean or something.

Ced, who, I’m told, is seeking the union’s support in his effort to receive a lengthier contract and a big fat pay raise, threw Lee a kiss and then ended his remarks by inviting us to send thoughts and suggestions his way. Even hostile ones. “Anytime you have a hostile thought,” he said, “send it as an email.”

I wouldn’t recommend it.

Just then, the coffee maker made a deep bubbling sound. Someone whispered to me that we oughta rename the union the “Kursk.”

The president of CCA (I think) got up to speak. (Her name’s Dian Dolores Hasson.) She addressed the state budget. She noted that each district must come up with a five-year plan to reach a 75/25 ratio of full-time to part-time faculty. She condemned the voucher initiative (Prop 38), which, she insisted, isn’t just a K-12 issue. She’s a firm believer in public education, she said. “Everything we do must be for the students,” she added.

And that was about it.

Stupid and ruthless:

In the melee Monday night, police charged protesters with horses, fired “stinger rounds” at them and pushed them far away from Staples before allowing them to scatter. The opening moments of that push were rough, and amplified by the fact that the LAPD had cut off some natural routes of departure. That, according to many observers, made it hard for protesters who wanted to leave peacefully to do so without confronting the police. Instead, many were struck with batons or shot with stinger rounds.

On Friday, Police Chief Bernard C. Parks apologized to anyone who was struck or shot while trying to leave the area peacefully.

“We’re sorry if anyone was injured unnecessarily,” Parks said.
—LA Times, 8/19/00

Later that night, I got a call from a friend who was acting as a green-capped legal observer at the protests outside the Democratic Convention hall up in LA. She was on a “puppet truck,” she said, which drove away just minutes before a horrible clash erupted between protesters and cops. A mutual friend and fellow legal observer—a kingpin in efforts to support protesters’ rights—had been hit between the eyes with a rubber bullet which seemed to come from out of nowhere. (A few days later, the bruise left by the bullet had spread down her face, leaving her with two enormous black eyes.) Another legal observer—Carl Manheim, a respected educator—ended up in the hospital, owing to the effects of a rubber bullet or cylinder on his shoulder. These people were being peaceful and cooperative, she said, but that didn’t matter to the LAPD.

My green-capped friend was frightened. All the protesters now feared the police, she said, and that was plenty creepy. “These cops are insane. If you think those assholes at the district are stupid and ruthless, wait’ll you get a load of the LAPD!”

A few days later, she was back in OC and called me from her home. She was upset about LA and about the district. “Things suck,” she said.

And they do.

Oh, and, by the way, welcome back! —CW

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