Thursday, November 11, 2010

Veterans Day ceremony at Irvine Valley College



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     Nov. 11: Owing to the wind, the ceremony was held inside the Student Services Center, but the change in venue didn't seem to be a problem. It started at 12:30, but I teach then, so I took a few quick pics and then high-tailed it to my classroom.

     The event seemed to be well-attended. I'm told that it went quite well. If you attended, let us know.
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Earlier tonight; weird Irvine, land of the lurid monolith.
Last night: weird night biker, Live Oak Cyn. Rd. Aincha got no sense?

Today's tally: Prendergast 1.5% ahead

THOMAS "T.J." PRENDERGAST
111,361 - 50.77%

KEVIN M. MULDOON
107,988 - 49.23%

     —As of 5:00 p.m. this afternoon.
     Fewer than 2000 votes counted since yesterday.

     The Bobster sent me this as a "commencement speaker" suggestion:

We're a very open district

What's closed, open on Veterans Day (OC Reg)

Eveything is closed except Saddleback and Irvine Valley Colleges. Not sure about ATEP. Have a nice day.

Dean sings "Ain’t That A Kick in the Head" (Yes. It is.) [Red Emma]

One Dean.
Nov. 11:

From: Red Emma, Acting Dean

TO: All faculty and staff at Irvine Valley College and Saddleback College, also students and people in the library, those smoking twenty feet from any building, not to mention the nice old guys selling their used cars on the weekend.

This is to remind everyone (including faculty, lab staff, office staff, employees, family members, old guys, casual sexual partners, and even the Employee of the Month) in the schools and in the fields and, lo, even those among the beasts and birds and, yes, those who dwell in faraway lands not to mention the golfers across the street that any and all contact with former mediocre chemistry instructor Raghu Mathur, college president Raghu Mathur, Chancellor Raghu Mathur (yes, all three of them!) must be routed through District Human Resources or Western Union or, if it is a legal holiday as Veteran’s Day, via district carrier pigeon.

Yet another Dean
All deans, including Dean Martin and Dean Jones, have been informed to do the same. If you receive telephone calls, emails, letters, telegrams, Harry and David’s Gift Packs, flowers, a dirty joke or pleasing limerick, or other contact from anyone claiming to be a dean or even a Dean, please inform my office at once, or District HR. If you receive an email, please forward it to me, or to HR. Let’s all go forward, by all means. And if you see the pigeon, please do let me know. We like that pigeon. Dean Roger Owens is currently the responsible administrator of record, at least that’s what people say. But can you ever really be sure what with people making insulting remarks about baked goods? As this responsibility is assumed by other deans, everyone will be notified at that time. “Everybody will be notified at the time.” I don’t know about you but I find real reassurance in writing that sentence, and sharing it with you today. It reminds me that there will also be balm in Gilead and that we shall all someday be bringing in the sheaves, whatever they are.

This protocol is “standard operating procedure” when someone is placed on administrative leave. Don’t be alarmed, please, by this impressive and provocative-sounding phrase. Nobody is having an operation. We are all feeling quite well.

This formalized avenue of contact protects all employees from excessive exposure to litigation, deposition, chicken pox or other legal processes that individuals may unwittingly expose themselves to arising from what may appear to be “normal” or benign contact. Formalized Avenue, those of you with a GPS or access to MapQuest will know, is the cross street with Definite Boulevard. These are, in fact, actual streets in the city of Irvine, California. I know that many of us enjoy driving to this particular intersection and watching the traffic stop and start, ebb and flow, shuck and jive, observing the pleasing and reliable cooperation of drivers who almost never, say, get out of their vehicles right then and there (!) to wonder at how so many anti-government, anti-librarian, anti-public education pro-privatization Reagan Republican activist types still manage to pull in a paycheck every month from a taxpayer-supported public education institution, get themselves fired, and then sue that very institution for even more money, claiming they were discriminated against because of Big Government. But I digress.

It is hoped that HR and all deans will reach a mutually agreeable separation agreement very soon. This is hoped for all of us, really. Mutually agreeable separation is sometimes the very best we can hope for in this life. That, and a nice piece of cake, with plenty of rich, creamy frosting.

Finally, if you point a finger at somebody, anybody, remember that four fingers will be pointing back at you. Unless of course, you are somebody who goes around pointing at people with both hands, which would mean that eight fingers are pointing back at you.

God bless us every one at this holiday season, and God Bless America, too.
But they still have each other.

CSU tuition

Cal State tuition to rise again — and again (OC Reg)

     Students at Cal State Fullerton expressed anger and dismay on Wednesday, after news spread across campus that Cal State University officials had voted to raise fees by 15 percent over the next two semesters. ¶ The CSU Board of Trustees voted 14-2 for the two-part hike, which increases fulltime undergraduate fees by 5 percent this spring and an additional 10 percent in fall 2011, bringing fees to $4,884 for the 2011-12 school year....

Lariat reads tea leaves, declares Prendergast trustee-elect

Proposed "update"
Educator elected to Board of Trustees (Lariat)
     For the first time in seven years, a new Board of Trustees member was elected for the South Orange County Community College District. In a close election, T.J. Prendergast defeated his opponent Kevin Muldoon by less than two percent of the vote.
. . .
     "Why is it that we only elect lawyers to political positions?" said Prendergast. "Why not elect an educator who likes to teach for a position dealing with education?"….
That's what I like about Saddleback College: correctness.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

  This ran in the Sunday December 24, 2023 edition of the Los Angeles Times and the Orange County Register : July 14, 1955 - November 20, 2...