Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Irvine Valley College invaded by ants

I spoke with Rebel Girl today, over the phone. I asked, "What's up at our little college?"
"Not much," she said.
"Well," she added, "we're being invaded by ants. I can't even eat my lunch here in the office, 'cause it attracts them."
Evidently, there's talk in the hallways about a possible rift in the terrestrial biomass, or something, caused by today's oppressive heat (plus "reverse seepage" from Irvine's notorious toxic aquifers). According to our biologists, it's only a matter of time before larger "toxic" ants attack and even kidnap students.
"As if we didn't have enough problems," they said.
IVC police are now off parking patrol. They're now totally focused on the growing ant menace.
Artist's conception: evidently, there's a real possibility of a kind of "super invasion" in places on campus that are "shiny, sterile, bright, and totally unused."

In Good Company: Profs Who Blog


We're not the only ones.

In case you didn't know: the blogosphere has attracted a number of tenured radicals, disgruntled part-timers, whimsical academics, long-winded liberal arts types, outraged educators, etc. etc. And even an administrator or two.

Their posts range from class encounters, college politics, collegial challenges, meeting minutes, discipline disputes and yes, photos of cats, parking lot travails, bookstore misorders (It's week three — are your books in yet?) cafeteria fare, and personal digressions.

Here's a few:

University Diaries. Hosted by Margaret Soltan, professor of English at George Washington University. Boy is she pissed  mostly about athletics and funding, the usual scandals  but also about distance learning and diploma mills. She likes poems too. And she sings.

Changing Universities  Hosted by Bob Samuels (a comrade of Red Emma). It's all things UC and lecturer related. Read it and weep.

Tenured Radical, hosted by Claire Potter, is now at The Chronicle of Higher Education. Some fun. Phyllis Schlafly, Sarah Palin and Gloria Steinemand much more. What does she teach? History and American Studies, natch. Rebel Girl is in love.

Confessions of a Community College Dean. Title says it all.

Reassigned Time, Hosted by Dr. Crazy. Read about her experiences with curriculum. Go ahead. We dare you.

Professor Cero's Mictlantecuhtli from somewhere in Louisiana. Cats. Food. Music. And teaching, of course. Professing.

More later.

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(P.S.: Phil from down south recommends College Misery. —BvT)

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