Saturday, July 1, 2006

SOCCCD Choppers

1. The SOCCCD "Trusteemobile"

See below. This "chopper" is actually a trike, and it is indeed impressive. We love the whitewalls.

Question: why does it seat only four? Aren't there seven trustees (and that's not even counting the student trustee)?

We detect a hidden agenda.

Perhaps we'll see this vehicle at Lake Forest's annual "Fourth of July Parade." But who'll be riding, and who'll be "kicked to the curb"?


2. The Saddleback "Chryspper"

See below. This proposed vehicle sports a front end that is a chopper with extreme rake. The back end, of course, is a Chrysler 300.

This design concept seems particularly whimsical--and wasteful. What are they gonna do with the front end of the 300?! We do not approve.


3. The Irvine Valley College "Tightwad"

See below. This particular model is absurdly underpowered with a 450 watt electric motor! On the other hand, it does have geared drive, which helps. A little. And you don't have to worry about leaky petcocks.

We're not sure if it's called the "Tightwad" because this is all that the owner can afford--or because the owner is too cheap to pay for something decent. We suspect it's the latter.


4. The BOT "Retrograde 90"

See below. This, of course, is simply a 1964 Honda 90 with super-long rigid forks. It's supposed to go "backward" and "forward" simultaneously.

Guess so. The big problem here is that the damn thing can't be ridden, not with that saddle.

As Paul Teutul, Sr. would say, anybody who'd build a bike like this is obviously a "jackass." A "numbnuts" even.


5. Tom's "Captain America"

Ruthless, elegant, deceptive, stealthy. Just like Tom.

Naturally, Tom's ride is a hardtail, and it purrs. The deep Satanic blue, low profile, and killer rake make this one our favorite.

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