Saturday, July 1, 2006

SOCCCD Choppers

1. The SOCCCD "Trusteemobile"

See below. This "chopper" is actually a trike, and it is indeed impressive. We love the whitewalls.

Question: why does it seat only four? Aren't there seven trustees (and that's not even counting the student trustee)?

We detect a hidden agenda.

Perhaps we'll see this vehicle at Lake Forest's annual "Fourth of July Parade." But who'll be riding, and who'll be "kicked to the curb"?


2. The Saddleback "Chryspper"

See below. This proposed vehicle sports a front end that is a chopper with extreme rake. The back end, of course, is a Chrysler 300.

This design concept seems particularly whimsical--and wasteful. What are they gonna do with the front end of the 300?! We do not approve.


3. The Irvine Valley College "Tightwad"

See below. This particular model is absurdly underpowered with a 450 watt electric motor! On the other hand, it does have geared drive, which helps. A little. And you don't have to worry about leaky petcocks.

We're not sure if it's called the "Tightwad" because this is all that the owner can afford--or because the owner is too cheap to pay for something decent. We suspect it's the latter.


4. The BOT "Retrograde 90"

See below. This, of course, is simply a 1964 Honda 90 with super-long rigid forks. It's supposed to go "backward" and "forward" simultaneously.

Guess so. The big problem here is that the damn thing can't be ridden, not with that saddle.

As Paul Teutul, Sr. would say, anybody who'd build a bike like this is obviously a "jackass." A "numbnuts" even.


5. Tom's "Captain America"

Ruthless, elegant, deceptive, stealthy. Just like Tom.

Naturally, Tom's ride is a hardtail, and it purrs. The deep Satanic blue, low profile, and killer rake make this one our favorite.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Someone got to build one of these!!!

Anonymous said...

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you."

"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?"

"You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye."

Matthew 7:1

Rebel Girl said...

Jeez, Anonymous 5:50, can't you take a joke? Or maybe you thought I was "judging" Honda 90s. If so, you are mistaken. I like Honda 90s and have nothing bad to say about them. And you've got to admit, as a matter of empirical fact, Mr. Fuentes is deceptive and stealthy. Even his parole officer says so.

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