Saturday, August 22, 2009

House organ grinder

"Comfort the afflicted, afflict the comfortable."
Finley Peter Dunne

The Lariat is making available (here) some sort of preview of its Fall Orientation Edition, set to hit newstands in a week.

Read “police strive to protect students,” “painless registration process,” and other fluffy stories that inspire the question, “What’s the difference between the Lariat and a college house organ?”

house organ n.
A periodical published by a business organization for its employees or clients. (American Heritage Dictionary)

Dear Lariat kids: we suggest leaving college and district PR to college and district professionals who are paid to make these institutions look good. (They seem pretty good at it.)

Your job? Cut through the fluff. Find out what's really going on, what students should know, if they are to be genuinely informed.

Suggestions for stories:

• Will Don Wagner be too distracted by his run for Assembly to do his job as SOCCCD board president?
• Gosh, what's it mean when one of our trustees (John Williams) is publicly spanked by the OC Grand Jury for gross incompetence, etc. re his county office? That he responds to said spankage with open defiance? That he continues to claim to be among our board's "fiscal conservatives" who believe in small and efficient government?
• Just what is the deal with ATEP? The district has sunk (and continues to sink) huge money into this property, but it remains unclear what the campus will even be!
• Given the (increasing) religious diversity of South County communities, is it appropriate for SOCCCD's Chancellor to publicly show (as re recently did) a video that assumes that everyone is a Christian?
• What are the issues raised by SOCCCD's odd circumstance--that, at a time of state-wide and county-wide draconian budget cuts, it continues to sit atop a huge shitpile of money and it's "fiscally conservative" trustees have no intention of returning any of it to taxpayers?
• Why have there been no negative political consequences for our trustees for their continued support of the despised and incompetent Raghu Mathur and their record of abject folly (historically and recently) re the colleges' accreditation?
• As a recently released survey of students and faculty (at IVC) makes clear, students haven't a CLUE of the issues that have roiled this district for more than a decade. Just why is that? How can that be overcome?
• Given the harsh economic realities of the moment, can our colleges' student governments justify jacking up textbook prices as a source of revenue?

No doubt our readers can come up with further suggestions.

Needy entrepreneurial German academics

This story is from the Associated Press:

Germany: 100 Professors Suspected of Ph.D. Bribes

German prosecutors are investigating about 100 professors across the country on suspicion they took bribes to help students get their doctoral degrees, authorities said Saturday.

The investigation is focused on the Institute for Scientific Consulting, based in Bergisch Gladbach, just east of Cologne, which allegedly acted as the intermediary between students and the professors, said Cologne prosecutor's spokesman Guenther Feld.

According to … two publications, students paid between euro4,000 to euro20,000 ($5,700 to $28,500) to the company, which promised to help them get their doctorate degrees through its extensive contacts within university faculties.

So far, evidence points to the involvement of about 100 professors across the country spanning ''numerous disciplines,'' Feld was quoted as saying. Most are people teaching classes on a contract basis, rather than full-time professors, he said.

Evidently, it is possible that the students did not know they were paying for bribes.

One professor (a law professor no less) who has been convicted of a crime in connection with this scheme “said he needed the money to renovate his Hamburg mansion.”

Normally, I do not condone this sort of "argument."

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