Over at the OC Weekly, Gustavo Arellano informs us that Barbara Coe, head of the California Coalition for Immigration Reform, reacted to the kerfufflear New Yorker cover by sending a copy to her email list, writing, "Is this a 'parody' or did The New Yorker share the TRUTH?”
The truth?
According to Arellano, Coe also “forwarded an email she received from Ted Hayes…that contained an article purportedly written by New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd about Obama's shady fundraising."
Unfortunately for Babs, the article was nonsense; and it was not authored by Dowd.
• OCC AT MGM FOR CHEF TOURNEY.
Today, Marla Jo Fisher over at the OC Reg informs us (O.C. culinary students whisk their way through Vegas contest today) that “Orange Coast College students are competing against three other teams this morning to win the national student chef championships.”
This is occurring at the highly academic MGM Grand.
Last year, the team came in second owing to screw-ups most foul. A light bulb blew up over the soufflé, making it too crispy.
• SO, REALLY, YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING.
It turns out that the high school dropout rate in OC isn’t as low as first reported (O.C. dropout data higher than previously counted):
The number of students who dropped out of Orange County's public high schools is more than double of what has previously been reported, according to state figures released today. ¶ A new tracking system … shows the county high school dropout rate for the class of 2007 was 12 percent, not the 5.8 percent that has previously been reported. ¶ "For too long, we had to rely on complicated formulas to make educated guesses about how many students were graduating and how many were leaving school without a diploma," said state Superintendent Jack O'Connell. "Now, using student-level data, we can improve the accuracy of our count of how many students drop out, increase accountability, and focus on preventing dropouts."One (or I) want to ask: OK, just how hard is this? And how can you be that far off?
The worst performer in the OC—according to these new and improved statistics—was Valley High in Santa Ana (19.3%). The best: Oxford Academy in Cypress (0 dropouts).
It turns out the “statewide dropout rate for the class of 2007 has also been changed from 17 percent to 24.2 percent….”
Somebody from California Parents for Educational Choice carped that the data is still unreliable since "They're asking the districts which have a vested interest in this to come up with the numbers….”
That guy says the state rate is actually closer to 33%.
Well, there you are. We really don’t know anything, do we?
• SAW V: BUTTERFINGER CITY.
There’s a seriously nutty story in the OC Reg about students in Huntington Beach suing over cut fingers: Students file suit after cutting fingers on school saws.
One Huntington Beach Union High School kid says she “sustained a grievous injury to her left thumb.” That was in her technical theater class. Apparently, minutes earlier, the teacher left the class unattended because he needed medical attention for his own grievous boo-boo.
But that’s not all. Some other kid in another school claims to have severely injured his finger when the teacher, Charles Kelly, “negligently allowed a minor to use the ‘dangerous’ saw without proper instruction or supervision.”
The family is asking for a half a million in damages.