Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Here's what you get for your $300,000


I managed to snag a copy of an email sent yesterday by Chancellor Mathur to the membership of the “District Leadership Council,” which comprises all administrators and classified managers.

What a chirpy crew that must be. (It's no secret: they fear and loathe their "leader." That's why I've got the email.)

Mathur was reminding everyone about Thursday’s DLC “retreat.”

Our Chancellor has a real weakness for New Agey bunk and educationist twaddle. (Mathur’s education degree came out of a Cracker Jack box, namely, Nova Southeastern University, academically the very lowest of the low.) And so recipients of Mathur’s email are told to “Bring with you a one-sentence leadership quote that has meant a lot to you.”

Evidently, in Mathur’s mind, wisdom is expressible in a “quote,” i.e., a sound bite.

No it isn't.

The ever-helpful Mathur then explains that this kind of “quote” would be “key leadership guidance” that a mentor might give to a newbie. He offers an example: “The first task of a leader is to keep hope alive.”

Keep hope alive. What a f*cking idiot. This man makes $300,000 a year, and all he can come up with is a hackneyed political slogan. (No doubt Mathur got this nugget from management writer Joe Batton. Perhaps he is unaware that, thanks to Jesse Jackson, the phrase "keep hope alive" is just another overly-familiar catchphrase.)

Finding a leadership quote is just the first part of Thursday’s exercise. The “second part of our exercise,” he explains, “will be to transform the top 10 quotes into ‘I will’ statements.”

‘I will’ statements. I swear this man has sh*t for brains.

Mathur offers an example: “I will strive to instill hope.” So, I guess the idea is that hope is good, and so, if you stick “I will strive to instill” in front of that, you get this fabulous chunk of educationist "science." Are you not dazzled?

What is the matter with these people? Obviously, hopelessness is an unproductive and unpleasant state for employees to be in. I mean, c’mon. Why say that in terms of the architectonic-water of “leadership quotes,” “leadership guidance,” and “I will” statements? 

And “hope” isn’t even the right concept here. Hope is something a country has when the Nazis are invading it or prisoners have when the Bush administration has 'em in Gitmo. The denizens of English departments and maintenance yards don’t need hope. They just want to know that the college—or the dean or the President—has a decent plan.

Essentially, Mathur is the merest of politicians. He has nothing to say. He understands nothing. He offers slogans and flag pins.


It gets worse. In the email, Mathur next informs these “leaders” (wrong word again) that the top ten “I will” statements “will be used by all management throughout the year.”

Wow, that's quite a plan. 

I’ve got a few “I will” statements for the Chancellor. How about

I will leave people alone to do their jobs.
I will treat people honestly and honorably.
I will cease ruling with fear and treachery.


and last of all

I will try each day to have just one good thought expressed in one clear sentence.

* * * * *

See also "CIVILITY" & RAGHU'S TOUCHY-FEELY SIDE—where we learn that, at IVC, Mathur once distributed a list of ways to “appreciate yourself and others,” which included:
• Keep track of your achievements in a “win” journal.

• Give yourself one compliment per day.

• Have a “Brag Buddy” to share successes with.

• Say to yourself at least ten times per day, “I love myself” or “I like myself.”

Make a photo copy of the palm of your hand and give yourself a “pat on the back."
—$300 freakin' thousand dollars a year for "Doctor" Raghu P. Sh*t-for-Brains. Think of it!?

Thank you, Tom and Dave and Don and John. On behalf of all the lovely "taxpayers" out there in the dark, I thank you!

The ending of "Sunset Boulevard"


FOR CAT LOVERS. Steve just sent me this URL for a video. If you love cats, you'll love this:

Cats on a treadmill

McCain/Obama event—for the faithful only; Dems to protest Cheney fat cat hairball


YEAH, LIKE WE FIGURED.

Just as I feared. (See our It's the old Saddleback Church shuffle.) In the OC Reg:

Saddleback charged some members for presidential forum: No public tickets will be available for Saturday's event with McCain and Obama:

For the past couple of weeks the general public had been told via the Saddleback Web site that ticket information would be forthcoming. Then last week the message changed and said a limited number of tickets would be available tomorrow. Last night the message was revised again. This time it said all tickets had been distributed.

Why didn't they say straight away that nobody but the faithful was invited to this thing? Why all the endless talk of making tickets available to the public? In the end, the so-called public forum is a fundraiser (the cheapest seats are $500) inviting only congregants. 

At best, Rick Warren and Co. are looking mighty disorganized. At worst.....

BIG RAT BASTARD HONORS LI'L RAT BASTARD.

Meanwhile, according to the Reg, some Democrats plan to protest Vice President Dick Cheney’s fundraiser tonight, an event in honor of Republican Congressman Ken Calvert. (See our earlier What's the matter with us?)

Who is that? Why, Ken Calvert is yet another corrupt Republican! According to Wikipedia,

Calvert went with businessman Thomas Kontogiannis and now-convicted Congressman Randy Cunningham on a … 2004 trip to Saudi Arabia. They were accompanied by Rancho Santa Fe businessman Ziyad Abduljawad, who paid for the trip. Kontogiannis is currently an unindicted co-conspirator…in the Cunningham scandal. ¶ The activities of lobbying firm CLJDW…is currently under investigation by a federal grand jury. On May 23, 2006, the FBI obtained Calvert's financial records at the same time it pulled the records of Representative Jerry Lewis, who is at the center of the [CLJDW] lobbying controversy. Calvert helped pass through at least 13 earmarks sought by CLJDW in 2005, totalling over $91 million. ¶ In May 2007, the Committee on Standards of Official Conduct of the [House] sent Calvert a letter stating that his earmark request for $5.6 million for the Corona Transit Center did not, in the committee's opinion, constitute a "financial interest". The transit center, a hub for rail commuters and a transfer point for bus connections, is in the vicinity (from .1 miles to 1.7 miles) of seven properties in which Calvert has an ownership interest. Calvert had successfully obtained earmarks of $700,000 in 2004 and $500,000 in 2006 for the transit center.

Yeah, and one more thing. 15 years ago, Calvert was arrested for soliciting a prostitute. Wikipedia provides all the sordid details. Calvert now claims that he has "matured."

That's what I'm afraid of.

Back to Cheney: Well, Democrats plan a “protest march” in San Clemente. I'm glad to hear it. 

Cheney’s office won’t say where the fundraiser will be held, but everybody knows it will be at Casa Pacifica, aka President Nixon's "Western White House." 

As usual, it's FAT CAT CITY with the good ol' GOP.

Free textbook; plus a defeat for opponents of same-sex marriage


• A VICTORY FOR STUDENT POCKETBOOKS.

This could be the start of something big. This morning’s Inside Higher Ed reports on a milestone in the “open textbook” movement (Open Textbook Meets Community Colleges).

The movement seeks to provide textbooks—written by reliable experts—on the web, downloadable free for use and modification.

Well, now that’s started, at least for Statistics:

Connexions, a prominent online “open educational resources” hub based at Rice University, announced Monday that it has published a statistics textbook [Collaborative Statistics, by Barbara Illowsky and Susan Dean] online that’s widely used in transfer-level community college courses. Officials at the site hope the zero-dollar price tag will help students deterred by ever-increasing textbook prices.

The book’s content has been configured for easy editing. Ancillary materials will also be made available. (Dean and Illowsky are math professors at De Anza College in California.)

In my own courses, I use Blackboard. On my course Blackboard sites, I provide virtually all class readings (they are mostly lecture notes and commentaries of primary text that I authored), and so students don't have to buy textbooks. Students seem to be thrilled about that. And no wonder: a single text can cost one hundred dollars or more.

• A MINOR DEFEAT FOR OPPONENTS OF GAY MARRIAGE.

Meanwhile, according to this morning’s San Francisco Chronicle (Prop. 8 backers drop challenge on wording), the wording of a ballot initiative that seeks to eliminate gay couples’ newly-acquired right to marry will remain as written.

This is a defeat for opponents of same-sex marriage in California: “Sponsors of the measure argued that the title and summary drafted by Attorney General Jerry Brown were argumentative and designed to encourage voters to oppose Prop. 8.”

Twice now the courts have turned down a challenge by the “Yes on 8” forces. Evidently, Brown’s wording has been deemed accurate.

The “Yes on 8” people will not seek appeal.

Evidently, a major financial backer of “Yes on 8” is Orange County’s own Howard Ahmanson, Jr., a close friend of trustee Tom Fuentes, and, it seems, a proponent of Church=State. See Stoning gay people to death.

• TODAY'S CONTRA PALAVERITIES.

(Check out my post today on Contra PalaVerities: To the undergraduate ear. If a philosopher lectures about "A-ness," his students might hear something else.)

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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