First, post something on your blog with "Tea Party" in the title. Anything.
|Try for some "balance": something for the boys, like that duck, and something for the girls, like this pink cup with Mickey and Minnie grinnin' at one another, I guess. It doesn't really matter. We've got cross-species girl action below:|
|Don't fret if some of the graphics are really grainy or shitty. It won't matter. The shittier the better, I say.|
|Hell, even use something really idiotic and marginal like this photo of a Disney cloth cup with an ugly striped beaver (squirrel? marmot?) floatin' in it. Why not? Maybe it's got some kinda Tea Party significance. Could be.|
—Well, not that. That would be dishonest.
Don't tell 'em anything. Just see if they wander in.
And why would they do that? Because you posted something with freakin' "Tea Party" in the title, that's why.
These people, man.