Showing posts with label ants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ants. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Irvine Valley College invaded by ants

I spoke with Rebel Girl today, over the phone. I asked, "What's up at our little college?"
"Not much," she said.
"Well," she added, "we're being invaded by ants. I can't even eat my lunch here in the office, 'cause it attracts them."
Evidently, there's talk in the hallways about a possible rift in the terrestrial biomass, or something, caused by today's oppressive heat (plus "reverse seepage" from Irvine's notorious toxic aquifers). According to our biologists, it's only a matter of time before larger "toxic" ants attack and even kidnap students.
"As if we didn't have enough problems," they said.
IVC police are now off parking patrol. They're now totally focused on the growing ant menace.
Artist's conception: evidently, there's a real possibility of a kind of "super invasion" in places on campus that are "shiny, sterile, bright, and totally unused."

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