Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Inexplicably cool gizmos: chapter 3

     Maybe it’s just me, but among the good things in life are inexplicably cool gizmos.  
     Consider these gadgets:

     Tiny brass brushes. Way cool. –I know: pipe cleaners. Whatever. I think of them as tiny brass brushes, so shuddup.
     Check out the fabulous bear bottle opener. That’s right. You screw it on the wall and then you open bottles with it. On that bear’s teeth.
     So cool.
     OK, the creamer thingy doesn’t really belong, though it is classic. (There’s no free play in the hinge!) And the hands clip: OK, another misstep. Don't know where that came from.
     I dunno where that little bar of fancy soap came from. It smells good. I like that I don’t know where it came from. Who gave it to me? Hmmmm....
     The gizmo in back is a portable cooling fan, battery powered. I gave it to my niece, who promptly broke it and handed it back to me. I just stuck some floppy Scotch Tape there and it works. Really.
     Now check out this set of doohickeys:


     I got all these toy toolwinkels at the local Home Depot a few days ago. Miniature vice grips! A tiny tape measure! A “pocket caliper”! (Don't really know what that is, but it's cool.)
     A "construction pencil" w/ sharpner!
     What could be better! I'm giving these to my nephew Adam for Christmas. Plus an R/C helicopter.
     One more:
     I found this tiny VW Beetle w/ trailer at an R/C shop in Lake Forest (near City Hall, next to a thrift shop). It even has a tiny engine, slightly smaller than the real thing, but more powerful! Very cool. Adam will love it.
     (If he's anything like me. And he is.)
My bear teeth bottle opener
One of my classic bottle openers
My old phone. Heavier than you'd think. People
used to commit homicide with these things

My old desk lamp. Nice, eh?

Don't agree?
Who can explain a difference in intuitions?
Who can explain the magic of an object?
The universe is full of brute facts,
some about us and what we perceive.
I see magic. You don't?
Oh well.
Brute
Fact

Even Google


Pettifoggerer
     I can't believe it! I Googled "Democratic jackass" and Google came back with:

     Did you mean: democrat jackass?

• Worst May Be Yet to Come for Storm-Battered OC (OC Weekly)

Biggest OC Jackasses

4 O.C. Congress members skip final votes (OC Reg; Total Buzz)

     Christmas break seems to have started a little earlier for four of Orange County’s six congressional representatives, who missed today’s voting on bills for continuing funding for the federal government and for a food safety bill.
     Among the more than 70 House members listed as not voting on those bills are O.C. Reps. Ken Calvert, R-Corona; John Campbell, R-Irvine; Gary Miller, R-Diamond Bar; and Loretta Sanchez, D-Santa Ana.
     Sticking around for final votes on those two bills were Reps. Dana Rohrabacher, R-Huntington Beach and Ed Royce, R-Fullerton. The two opposed both measures, although both passed.

     Have you noticed? The list of OC Congresspeople and the list of "biggest OC jackasses" is almost identical. (I say "almost" cuz Tom Fuentes doesn't appear on the first.)
     On the bright side: I did find this cool flask at Urban Outfitters the other day. What could be better than a flask? For my pop, maybe.

Time passes slowly up here in the mountains

We lost electricity last night. So, this morning, I boiled some water (I've got propane), brought it down to the folks' house (a few hundred yards down the road), and we made coffee.
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Pa was out with his tractor clearing away the mud in front of a neighbors house, which was piling up at an alarming rate. You've got to keep on top of it.
When he made it back, we thawed out some bagels and had breakfast.

When it rains this hard and steady, everywhere, there are creeks, cutting through the middle of everything and anything. Mostly, you just let it happen.

This is the creek now running down from my place. It was touch and go, but mostly we avoided flooding of anything important. Had to get out the shovels though.

This is along my driveway. Not too bad. Fun to drive through. You kinda aim your car and go. Don't be all prissy about it.

This is the creek crossing on Lambrose Canyon Road. Doesn't look like much (click on it), but it's been mostly impassable since Monday night. It seems to be pretty settled down right now, but, unless your car has good clearance, you're bound to hit and grind nasty rocks as you cross. That happened to me Monday night. I went through there, and there was plenty of scraping and noise, but I did make it across, as usual. But, then, there was a terrible rumble coming from the right side of my big ol' Chrysler 300. I drove up to Hamilton Trail and had a look. It was rainin' cats and dogs! No flat tires or nothin'. The noise didn't seem too bad after a while, so on I went to the store in town. I knew I'd be holed up for a while, so I got plenty of provisions. The creek was getting bad.

My dad and I just jacked up the Chrysler and found a big old branch under it, toward the front. That's all it was.
Sure is quiet otherwise.
And seriously green.
And ain't the rain supposed to quit right about now? Sheesh.
But now the power's back on! Whoopee!
Ain't life good?


Always loved Collins' version of this Dylan song.
Joshua Rifkin arranged it, I think. (He's a piano player.) It's to die for, if you ask me. Swoonworthy fer shure.

NICE PICS FROM THE OC REG:
Trabuco Creek
Silverado Canyon
Laguna Canyon

You Ain't Goin' Nowhere


Clouds so swift

Rain won't lift

Gate won't close
Railing froze

Get your mind off wintertime
You ain't goin' nowhere

Buy me a flute
And a gun that shoots
tailgates and subititutes

Strap yourself to the tree with roots
You ain't goin' nowhere



We'll climb that hill no matter how steep
When we get up to it
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Shelter in Place


Rebel Girl woke this morning to this announcement:

This is the County EOC with Important Road Closure Information

Canyon Residents

Modjeska Canyon is impassible due to flooding and debris throughout the roadway

Santiago Canyon is shut down in both directions between 241/261 Interchange and Cooks Corner due to flooding and debris throughout the roadway

Harding Canyon Bridge is impassible

Please shelter in place and do NOT go on the road. Barricades have been established.

People will NOT be allowed to pass due to safety until further notice.

You will updated once conditions improve and roadways are re-opened.


She likes the county even if they use inconsistent punctuation.

She tried calling her comrade-in-arms, B. Von Traven, but the phone just rang and rang which is unusual. She suspects the lines are out there over in Trabuco and might soon be here as well in Modjeska.

The Register reports that evacuations are ongoing. Sirens just now, down the hill.

As long as Santa can do his job, she doesn't mind. Too much.



(Rebel Girl includes a couple pics from yesterday's afternoon walk when she and the little guy escaped the house for a brisk walk in between the storms. That's Modjeska Canyon creek in the first (looking toward the Tucker) and the little guy with some toyon berry branches in the next.)

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9:22:Somehow it is raining harder. Lights flickering. The water just went out. We've got our 10 gallon earthquake supply though.

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Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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