Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Would it really be so terrible?


OK, so I was over at the Health and Wellness Center yesterday, getting one of those flu shots. While I was there, I noticed a little basket over on the counter. It was full of shiny cellophane stuff. I checked it out.

Why, of course! The shiny things were condoms! So I took one. I mean, I'm a taxpayer, am I not?

So I got to looking at it, and it got me thinking: would it really be so terrible to suddenly find one of these little packages in your stuff?

I can't see why. Maybe somebody's sending you the message, "Be careful." That's not so bad, is it? Or maybe they're saying, "You, sir, are the sort of fellow who has sex."

Well, OK. I can deal with that perception. Why get peeved about it?

I mean, what if you opened your office door in the morning, and then, voila! There, on the floor, lookin' pretty sharp and staring right up at you is a condom, just like the one above that I snagged from the H&W Center.

Are you gonna freak out? What for?


OK, suppose you wander down to the coffee cart, and then, Boing!—there sits a condom next to the Vanilla Nut! Why on earth would you run screamin' into the night about it? You'd have to be some kind of dope!

Or what if you walked through the Administration Building and then walked up to where the Board Agenda is posted on that little clip. You go lookin' for it, and Zing!—somebody's stuck a condom up there instead!

Would that mess up your day? Really?


I can think of one CONDOM SURPRISE that might weird me out. If I'm looking in the mirror and I see that somebody's pasted a condom to my forehead, then, OK, that's not right.

But I wouldn't get all pissed off about it either.


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• The latest issue of "Inside Higher Ed" informs us that, soon, a scholarly alternative to Wikipedia will be launched. See CITIZENDIUM.

• Ever hear of Victor Valley College? Well, there's a website or blog--a kind of rude & crude version of Dissent--called VVCHVAC.com, whose writers seem all worked up about various issues at that college. VVCHVAC.com seems to be especially worked up about a particular administrator whose name rings a bell.

UPDATE: Ting! Victor Valley College is in Victorville, way out there in the middle of nowhere near Barstow.

The administrator to which I referred is Pat Spencer, who served as IVC's VPI for a brief period (she was quite popular), but she soon figured out what she'd gotten herself into. Within a year, she got a better (i.e., unMathured) job at Fullerton College.

In 2003, she snagged the Superintendent/President job at Victor Valley, whose trustees seemed very pleased to snag her. The college has undergone a ridiculous rate of growth since then, and that caused major "growing pains," evidently.

About a year ago, a student at the college complained about her grade on an essay in which she made some reference to God that the instructor had somehow prohibited. Evidently, the case became a cause celebre among the knuckle-dragging crowd, and that probably had something to do with Spencer's recent "retirement" after three years on the job.

• Do facilities workers at our colleges have a union? It's hard to tell sometimes. (See recent blogs.)

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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