Thursday, January 12, 2012

Tri-tip scandal rocks Irvine Valley College!? (What's the beef?)

     The IVC Flex week schedule included a predictable item for Friday: an all-college barbeque. The schedule didn't give details.
     But then, two days before the event, IVC President Glenn Roquemore personally emailed the IVC community with a reminder:

     It was all academic to me, since I was home sick with the flu. Probably wouldn't have attended anyway. Vegetarians generally avoid parties built around sizzling bird and bovine flesh.
     On Friday, I posted something about the old Blue Beet restaurant in Newport Beach. That didn't seem to get much of a response. Friday came and went. I heard nothing about the goddam IVC barbeque.
     Then, on Saturday, beets turned to beef! People posted these comments (under the Blue Beet story):

Anonymous said...
   On Friday Glenn hosts a campus BBQ and 15 mins. into the event, runs out of food…

Anonymous said...
   No he didn't. you're putting us on. I know the P/T dinner buffet ran out of food later on but not the lunchtime BBQ - say it ain't so.

Anonymous said...
   Yup. He enticed everyone with “tri-tip.” That was gone in the first 5 mins. How embarrassing.

Anonymous said...
   There was plenty of potato salad.

Anonymous said...
   You should be grateful for what tri-tip there was.

beef  verb [ intrans. ] informal
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Anonymous said...
   Yup, throw some red meat out there and watch the employees scramble and fight over it!

Anonymous said...
   It was a good effort on his part - just poorly thought out. I commend him for the gesture.

     Makes you proud to be a member of the IVC community, don’t it? You can write about state task forces, failed college programs, or massive scandals, and nobody cares. Then some guy carps about tri-tip disappointment at a barbeque, and people go apeshit. Go figure.
     On Tuesday, the “tri-tip debate” resumed, perhaps inspired by the rapidly approaching one-week mark since the initial tri-tip tragedy:

Anonymous said...
   Some of us had to work during the BBQ and when we arrived at 12:30, there was nothing left at all. I'm sure all the minions and A100 folk were fed.
The source of "tri-tip"
Anonymous said...
   Well, it's typical Glenn. Actions don't square with his words.

Anonymous said...
   People should stop complaining about the tri-tip. There was plenty of chicken. It wasn't Glen's fault. Besides, he paid for the whole thing out of his own pocket.

     To be fair, in his email, Glenn only said that the barbeque would "include" tri-tip. It did.
     Whatever. I couldn't believe that all these people were worked up over the absence of tri-tip, whatever that is, at a goddam barbeque!
     Then, on Wednesday:

Anonymous said...
   People don't plan to fail, they just fail to plan.

Anonymous said...
   There was poor planning regarding the Friday barbecue - they should have been cooking the stuff BEFORE people showed up. That was part of the problem - the quantity was, uh, a bigger problem. But I heard Kiana's cake was FAB.

Anonymous said...
   So they were serving red meat, 'eh?

Anonymous said...
   Oh get a life people. Stop complaining about the tri-tip that never was - there was never going to be enough for everyone anyway. We were all meant to eat chicken. the tri-tip was there just to gussy it up.

You should be more upset about the Board of Governor reform plans.

Moral: never promise tri-tip unless you've got shitloads of it
     Well, harrumph! Then today:

Anonymous said...
   I think the continuing disappointment regarding the lack of tri-tip comes from the fact that Glen himself sent out a personal email inviting people to the event promising "tri-tip, chicken and egg plant."

Anonymous said...
   I would bet that at least a few clods heaped huge portions of tri-tip on their plates, and that this was the reason that it was all gone so early in the event. 

Let's please talk more about the Great Tri-Tip Controversy of 2012! Seriously.

Anonymous said...
   Obviously, tri-tip-gate is much ado about nothing. On the other hand, that so many (?) pounce on this issue reveals dissatisfaction with Glenn. That's for sure.

Anonymous said...
   It was NOT self-serve at the grill. 

The tri-tip was served to people.

They didn't buy nearly enough even though they bought it at cost-co.

Anonymous said...
   9:07, right you are; after the initial invite was sent well in advance, Glenn sent out a reminder on the 4th. Yes I agree it was very disappointong [sic] to find no more tri-tip only 15 mins. into the event. I understand that admin. doesn't have to provide us any food, but if they make such announcements, they should at least follow through and provide what they promise.

Anonymous said...
   The Rickner's always used to over-order food at their events, so there was always plenty for everyone! Even for the Rickners; after the events, Sandy R. would pull her Mercedes up, pop the trunk, and load it full with all the leftovers. Then she'd drive home to Nelie Gail Ranch and fill their refrigerator(s)! How cool was that?

Anonymous said...
   I'm going to be optimistic and guess that the Rickners donated the leftover food to charity. Unless you were there to see her load the goods in her refrigerator.

Love this red meat.

     Looks like, next time you want to draw people to your IVC shebang, just say you'll have tri-tip. They'll come runnin', I guess, with tongues dragging.
     But you'd better be sure to have enough!

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