Wednesday, May 17, 2006

We Are the Champions!!!!


Colleagues!!!! Kudos to Our New State Champions!!!!!
Way to Go!!!!!!!!!!

We are pleased to announce that the IVC Lasers are the 2006 California Community College Commission on Athletics Competitive Yoga Champions.

The Lasers won a hotly contested Bikram semifinal match against Santa Barbara City College just last week only to face the undefeated Los Alisos Posers yesterday. As you know, this year, Irvine Valley College won the Orange Empire Conference (OEC) crown for the first time in school history. And, as the champions in a tough conference, we hosted the tournament, our home court advantage clearly energizing our team spirits. Thanks to those faculty, staff and students who joined team members on the Students Services lawn for a series of spirit-raising pre-game sun salutations!!!!!

Needless to say, there was a lot of momentum going into the final.

As you know, our team specializes in Ashtanga Yoga in the Vinyasa Flow Style. This focus, adopted just this season, has resulted in a leaner, meaner overall performance, according to sources. In the compulsory asana section, the team achieved record-breaking scores for a number of poses.

“No one could touch their Triangle Poses or the stability they achieved with their signature group pose: the Vrksasana or Tree Pose that we like to call the Grove,” bragged a clearly elated fan. “And their shoulder stands were amazing!!!”

Los Alisos, which trains using the more conservative Iyengar approach, were challenged by the grace and stamina of our team, especially in the independent floor intensive portion of the meet.

“We knew we had won,” one onlooker claimed, “when, instead of going into their next scheduled pose--their acclaimed Feathered Peacock--the entire Los Alisos team simply sank into Child’s Pose. I loved the way the stands erupted into cheers!!!!”

What makes our victory so special is that IVC doesn’t even have a competitive Yoga Team and neither does anyone else. “It’s a perfect sport,” quipped one administrator who declined to be identified. “No facilities, no equipment, no uniforms, no coaches, no students, no funding. And they win anyway!”

Join me in congratulating our latest state champs!!!!!!!

Namaste!!!!!
Om, Shanti!!!!

Go team!!!!!

It's about the students all right


"You truly captured the essence of what a college newspaper is about ...students."

Chancellor Mathur, in a letter to the Lariat, 5/11/06

In yesterday's post--"What Do Barry Bonds and Saddleback Ballplayers Have in Common?"-- our pal over at the OC Weekly, Matt Coker, commented upon our recent piece "Premature congratulation" (May 13).

In that piece, we noted that Lariat reporters (evidently) failed to get the IVC baseball coach's side of the story.

Back on the 11th, the Lariat asserted that, in recent years, student athletes on baseball teams at both district colleges have used and abused steroids.

Unsurprisingly, faculty at IVC athletics are hoppin' mad! They're saying that the story is baseless and that the student who is quoted by the Lariat as saying that the IVC baseball coach knew about but did not object to steroid use never said any such thing.

Stay tuned.

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