Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Let's compare IVC's Prez Roquemore with Saddleback's Prez Stern!

     Up here at the college with the inexplicably permanent president—17 years and counting—we notice things. For instance, we notice that we almost never see President Roquemore, and when we do see him, it's some kind of photo op designed to make him look good. Somehow, every story or blurb or pic that they bomb us with seems to be an opportunity to present HIM. See him, smiling. See him presenting a prize. See him receiving a check. See him saying stupid and clueless things. 
     Click, click, click. Make America Great Again.
Stern
     Lately, we've been hearing good things about brand spankin' new President ELLIOT STERN down there at Saddleback College. He was bound to be better than that "hookers and drugs" fella they had before, and, sure enough, he seems like a big improvement. Unlike Roquemore, who's pretty scarce, Stern's  all over the place, and he's highlighting the achievements of OTHERS. We haven't seen much of that up here in Irvine. 
     Here's a case in point. Below are the reports each president offered at the last board meeting (see agenda).
     We'll start with Roquemore's IVC report. It's all about Roquemore, as per usual. Me me me.
     It's followed by Stern's Saddleback report.
     Very different, wouldn't you say?







"Not me. Check out what these folks have been doing!" 




HEY SADDLEBACK! 
We'd be fine with a trade. 
You deal with this guy for a while.


Trumpworld

Profitable Giants Like Amazon Pay $0 in Corporate Taxes. Some Voters Are Sick of It.
(New York Times)
     ...It’s a topic that several presidential candidates, led by Senators Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, have hammered recently as they travel the campaign trail, spurred by a report that 60 Fortune 500 companies paid no federal taxes on $79 billion in corporate income last year. Amazon, which is reported to be opening a center in an abandoned Akron mall that will employ 500 people, has become the poster child for corporate tax avoidance; last year it had an effective tax rate of below zero — receiving a rebate — on income of $10.8 billion.
     “Amazon, Netflix and dozens of major corporations, as a result of Trump’s tax bill, pay nothing in federal taxes,” Mr. Sanders said this month during a Fox News town hall-style event. “I think that’s a disgrace.”... (Continue reading)

Sunday, April 28, 2019

You want to do what?



You want to do what (repeat) 
I told you what (repeat) (repeat both)
Go ta school (repeat) 
just cain't (repeat) 
dropout (repeat)
Ya getta job (repeat) 
Dunno whattit (repeat)
What it's all about (repeat)
You told her ya love her so figured her mother ya love her adapt her
(repeat) 
adapt her adapter (repeat)
Support her (repeat) 
she says she's no boarder
Get a job (repeat) ya gotta support her
Ya told her you loved her so figured her mother
Ya love her adapt her (repeat) adapt her adapter (repeat)
what about after that (repeat)

(The Kills do the Captain)


1967
Captain Beefheart Dead (2010)

Friday, April 26, 2019

IVC - GOP



Press Release

     MICHAEL REAGAN, SON OF RONALD REAGAN, TO SPEAK AT IVC APRIL 26
     IRVINE, CA—April 9, 2019 – Michael Reagan, the eldest son of former President Ronald Reagan will speak at a special event at Irvine Valley College (IVC) on April 26, 2019 from 12:30 – 1:30pm in the IVC Performing Arts Center.
     This event is being hosted by IVC’s Guaranteed Accounting Program, GAP4+1, as a part of the annual Business Leader Speaking Series. The event will benefit students in the Guaranteed Accounting Program (GAP4+1), a collaboration between IVC and the Mihaylo College of Business and Economics at California State University, Fullerton (CSUF).
     Reagan’s one-hour talk is entitled “Success Comes from Failure,” in which he will cover how his personal failures have resulted in his success….

FOR INFORMATION:
Diane Oaks, Executive Director of Marketing Irvine Valley College


Monday, April 15, 2019

That kind of a day (the world afire)



When I hear my name 
I want to disappear
Woah woah woah

When I see my face 
I want to disappear
Woah woah woah

When I see my face 
I want to disappear
Woah woah woah

When I hear my name 
I want to disappear
Woah woah woah


And on better days:


Sunday, April 14, 2019

OC Supes' attack on free speech, natch


OC Supervisors Attack on Free Speech, Comes Under Attack
(Voice of OC)
By NORBERTO SANTANA JR. April 11, 2019
     …In recent years, supervisors have waged an intense campaign against the public’s First Amendment right to redress their government at the public dais by continually amending their board rules to restrict public comment.
     The effort has been so systematic that it’s now landed them in court – subject to an ACLU lawsuit.
     “The Orange County Board of Supervisors has not only ignored the pleas of its
constituents,” reads the lawsuit, “it has also actively attempted to silence the people, stifle debate, and shield its members from criticism by erecting barriers to the people’s participation in Board meetings and abusing the power vested in the Board.
     Specifically, the Board uses its Rules of Procedure to limit the right of the public
to address the Board during public meetings, thus violating the California and U.S. Constitutions and the Ralph M. Brown Act.”…. (continue reading)
Presidents Divided on Community College Bachelor's Degrees
(Inside Higher Ed)
By Ashley A. Smith
     Community college and university presidents are sharply divided over whether two-year institutions should offer bachelor's degrees, a new Inside Higher Edsurvey finds.
     Two-year college presidents want to offer more bachelor's degrees because they believe such programs would help close racial, ethnic and economic gaps in degree attainment. But four-year college presidents are skeptical of the idea and have fought against proposals that would increase bachelor's degree availability at community colleges. They are concerned about the quality of a bachelor's degree from a community college and see the push as evidence of mission creep…. (continue reading)

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

walk with me



Aly, walk with me in the summer
Aly, walk with me
Aly, walk with me in Portland
Aly, walk with me
Aly, walks with me in my dreams
So strange and true
Can I walk with you in Portland
Walk next to you

Aly, walk with me in New York City
Aly, walk with me
Aly, walk with me in the summer
Aly, walk with me
Aly, walk right out of my dreams
Into my arms
Aly, walk with me in the city
Aly, walk with me

Aly, step right out of my dreams
And kiss me goodnight
Aly, walk with me in my dreams
All through the night



She lives in this house over there, has her world outside it.
Grapples with the earth with her fingers and her mouth, she's five years old.
Thread worms on a string, keeps spiders in her pocket, collects fly-wings in
A jar scrubs horse flies and pinches them on a line. she's got one friend
He lives next door, they listen to the weather, he knows how many freckles
she's got,
She scratches his beard. she's painting huge books, glues them together,
They saw a big raven; it glided down the sky, she touched it.
Today's a birthday, they're smoking cigars, he got a chain of flowers,
Sows a bird in her knickers, they're smoking cigars, lie in the bathtub, chain of flowers.


Lyric



Lyric

Washington Phillips, 1929
Some of Us Are Haunted by Washington Phillips (New Yorker)

Monday, April 8, 2019

Hate groups among us (we suck)

The provocative reverend, three years ago (at IVC and SC)
     Mentioning Saddleback College, Southern Cal’s KPCC (89.3) did a news segment this morning (Hate groups try for mainstream appeal as they recruit in SoCal) about local haters and their new and sometimes "subtle" tactics.
     Listen to the 4 minute segment (here)
     The reporter starts by referring to the recent Nazi salute episode at Newport Harbor High School (see). Experts, she says, explain that some of these activities are part of a “wave of white supremacist propaganda.”
     Another reporter explains that “Saddleback College is plastered with posters on any given day…. But twice now in the last three months posters have been put up advertising white nationalist hate groups.”

Saddleback College, today
     One common tactic is to post objectionable posters to get the notice of media; these groups then attack the media and the responses to these events.
     You'll recall that much the same occurred three years ago at Irvine Valley College (see links below), when extremist Christians spoke (with amplification) on campus, making highly provocative statements, hoping to get a rise out of students and filming their reactions. The video was then used online to "illustrate" intolerance to their kind of speech on college campuses.
     And then there was the terrible Margot Lovett episode, in which Lovett's appropriate removal of a YAF poster led to her demonization online and across the country. (See links below, at end.)

SEE ALSO:
2016:At IVC
First Rhodes Scholar Awarded at Chapman University (Inside Higher Ed/Chapman)



The best ever death metal band out of Denton
Was a couple of guys who'd been friends since grade school
One was named Cyrus, the other was Jeff
And they practiced twice a week in Jeff's bedroom

The best ever death metal band out of Denton
Never settled on a name
But the top three contenders after weeks of debate
Were Satan's Fingers, and The Killers, and The Hospital Bombers

Jeff and Cyrus believed in their hearts
They were headed for stage lights and lear jets and fortune and fame
So in script that made prominent use of a pentagram
They stenciled their drum heads and guitars with their names

And this was how Cyrus got sent to the school
Where they told him he'd never be famous
And this was why Jeff, in the letters he'd write to his friend
Helped develop a plan to get even

When you punish a person for dreaming his dream
Don't expect him to thank or forgive you
The best ever death metal band out of Denton
Will in time both outpace and outlive you

Hail Satan
Hail Satan tonight
Hail Satan
Hail, hail

Song by The Mountain Goats:


Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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