Thursday, October 22, 2015

Glenn's 30 year anniversary event—and, natch, original faculty and staff are nowhere to be found


     The Irvine Valley College campus—initially known as Saddleback College, North Campus—opened in 1979. It became an independent college—IVC—in 1985. Thirty years ago.
     So, today, we received an email that shouted
TODAY MARKS THE 30th ANNIVERSARY OF IRVINE VALLEY COLLEGE.
TO CELEBRATE THE OCCASION, STOP BY THE A 100 LOBBY BEFORE NOON AND ENJOY AN ANNIVERSARY CUPCAKE 
     Cupcake?
     This “anniversary” business caught me by surprise. Would there be some kind of ceremony? Or is this cupcake thing the whole shebang?
     I immediately searched for something about “anniversaries” in my college email. Sure enough, back on the 19th, we received an invitation:

   You’re invited to attend the Irvine Valley College Community Outreach Mixer as we celebrate 30 years of student success, business and community partnerships. [Note the emphasis on business and community partnerships.]


Cupcakes gallore
   In just over three decades, Irvine Valley College has grown from a small satellite campus to a standout among California’s 113 community colleges. Today, IVC is now [sic] ranked #1 in Orange County and #2 in the state among all California community colleges for its transfer rates.
   Enrollment has jumped from 6,000 students in the fall of 1985 when IVC officially opened its doors to 15,000 students today.
   On October 22, IVC will officially celebrate the 30th anniversary of the college, and on this date we would like to pay tribute to IVC’s past, present and future.
   To honor the success of our students, the value IVC faculty and staff bring to our community, and to celebrate everything that makes IVC such a special learning institution, we invite you to attend our Community Outreach Mixer celebrating 30 years of business and community partnerships.


     Evidently, we were supposed to RSVP.
     I walked over to A100 and found that its absurd interior was prepped for the big event at 4:30.
     I grabbed a flier with the event’s program.
     It’s all very odd. The event offers the usual administrators: VP Fontanilla, Prez Roquemore, VP Justice. Judging by the setup out at the parking lot, all of the trustees are invited, too. The Board Prez, TJ Prendergast, will offer some remarks.
     Where are the original faculty from back in 1985 (or before)? How come they're not front and center?
     There will be five “presenters,” and they're faculty. Two hail from IVC’s School of Business.
     Business? WTF? Maybe they'll talk about what it's like to live through a scandal? Or maybe they'll yammer about college/business "partnerships." Glenn loves that shit.
     Another “presenter” is from the School of Math, Computer Science, and Technologies. Yet another is the Ac. Senate President. She’s from Life Sciences.
     The last presenter is from counseling.
     Yeah, counseling. Why him?
     Mr. Melendez. He's a guy known for his mastery of the fine art of concocting a massive salary. (Check it out: $201,018.84)
     Where are the faculty of Humanities and Languages at this shindig? Nowhere. Do Glenn and his people have any idea who built this college and made it shine? (Hint: they didn't have huge salaries. They weren't involved in fraudulescence.)
     As always, Glenn and Co. are sans clue. Sans clue and avec the usual suspects.
     And where are the original movers and shakers of 1985?
     Evidently, they weren't invited.



     P.S.: I attended about an hour of this thing, starting at 4:30. The space really filled up—the venue was plainly too small. As we "mixed," I spoke with a reporter, a photographer, and some faculty and staff. I won't report what the latter said, for obvious reasons.
     Glenn seemed to be waiting for his VIPs to show up. Obviously, some of 'em were no-shows. He finally got the event rolling just after 5:00, with many of the reserved seats still empty. Then: a parade of elected officials, including Glenn's "boss's bosses," the trustees. (Three showed up.) Prendergast spoke, as did Assemblyman Harper and some gal from the City.
     It was ridiculous. Glenn went through his usual statistics. At one point, the whole gathering sang "Happy Birthday" to TJ Prendergast. Eyes rolled.
     Shoulda left then. It only got worse. You can just imagine.

See Alex Chan’s fluffy Daily Pilot coverage: IVC has seen growth and change in its 30 years

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