Monday, March 19, 2007

Waning Waynitude


CAMPUS WAS ABUZZ this afternoon with the news that Wayne Ward, Irvine Valley College's unpopular Director of Facilities and Maintenance, has announced his departure later this month from the college. He did so earlier today at a staff meeting.

Evidently, Wayne has secured a new and similar position at UC Irvine. He begins there next month.

People seemed generally pleased about this development, though they also expressed amazement that UCI would choose to hire the fellow. Said one colleague, "I hate to say it, but the bigger the institution—"

She didn't finish the sentence. She didn't have to. Everyone nodded.

There's talk of a Wayne Ward "Hit the Road Jack" party. It will feature a water-filled condom "toss off," a series of faux public humiliations, and a brief seminar on "free gasoline."


Many speculate that Wayne's exit is related to the controversies that marked his tenure as Director. Several grievances have been filed against him, and many who serve under him tell tales of persistent & defiant Wayne Wardian unprofessionalism & high-handedness, as when he refused to fix equipment that posed a hazard to employees or apparently retaliated against grieving employees. Further, students and employees have long complained about the very poor condition of restrooms and other facilities over which Wayne is responsible, and the pattern of repeated SNAFUs, as when the CEC temporaries were not ready for use at the start of Fall Semester, leaving many classes without rooms.


(We'd love to give credit where credit is due. We'll try to find out just why this has occurred.)

Let us know what you think about Wayne's exit and what will or should come next.

I, for one, will miss seeing Wayne's Camaro parked—well, wherever the hell Wayne wants to park it.

I should mention that, according to reliable sources, recently, the CSEA (classified union) dropped a grievance against Wayne. No word yet on whether that decision was related in any way to Wayne's decision to leave.

See also:
Abject finger pointage

Tales of SNAFUery

”It’s a condom,” he said

Wayne’s retaliation?

The “flesh-eating cart from hell,” and other tales
New CECs: not ready for prime time

Sunny horns in on production of Dissent, Tuesday morning.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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