McCain's daughter visits Irvine:The OC Register reports that, in Irvine today, people lined up at A Whale of a Tale Children’s Bookshoppe to meet John McCain’s daughter, 23-year-old Meghan McCain, who has written an illustrated biography of the GOP Presidential candidate entitled “My Dad, John McCain.”
The OC Register story quotes someone named Irine Barbashova. "I'm just fed up with the socialists," declares Ms. Barbashova.
OK. So I guess that means she likes McCain. Or does it mean she doesn't like 'im? (He's supporting the bailout.)
The Reg reporter explains that Barbashova arrived at the bookstore with her three daughters, who “seemed preconscious.”
They seemed preconscious? What does that mean?
Ms. B, we’re told, has a 16-year-old who “wore a psyched smile….”
A psyched smile?
Meghan explains that her first draft of the book was too “ominous” and “intense.” Hence, “A monkey fist that John McCain may have been served as a prisoner of war was softened to a slightly less-gross chicken foot.”
OK, the Reg writer is saying that those nasty North Vietnamese jailers (a) softened prisoners’ meat and also (b) turned this monkey meat into chicken meat. Or maybe John softened and transformed the meat himself. Could be.
Evidently, Meghan was asked whether Sarah Palin would make a good subject for a bio:
"I straight up can't say I know what it's like to be a moose hunter," she said, likening Palin to ye-olde American sharpshooter Annie Oakley.Ye-olde?
Is it just me, or is this writing seriously wacked?
THE PALIN-MCCAIN FOLLIES CONTINUE:
