Friday, February 25, 2011

Monday: a Lego H&L&S&BS building

     Reportedly, in an effort to assuage the frustration and anger of the forty-some-odd members of Irvine Valley College’s Schools of Humanities & Languages and Social & Behavioral Sciences, college administration is expected to unveil a “Lego® model” of a proposed H&L&S&BS building at its much-heralded “all college” meeting on Monday.
     When asked, however, when the real building will be built, administrators eventually acknowledged that it is "unlikely" that it will be built “before the middle of the century.”
     "But the Lego version should be ready by Sunday," they said.
     Meanwhile, a team of visiting faculty could not find a single business instructor in the new “Business Science” (BSTIC) building. 
Lego® President Roquemore and Lego VPI Justice
     Said one denizen, "Well, most faculty don't teach on Fridays. Besides, there's only a couple of full-time business faculty left at this college. What can I say?"

Lego® rendition of proposed "Excellence Center"

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

  This ran in the Sunday December 24, 2023 edition of the Los Angeles Times and the Orange County Register : July 14, 1955 - November 20, 2...