Monday, April 19, 2010

Chancellor Mathur's curious "welcome"

GOO'S FADING PRESENCE. Today, someone drew my attention to something odd at the district website. If you go there and then to “about the district,” you’ll come upon “Chancellor.” If you click on that, you’ll arrive at the Chancellor’s welcome.

But guess what?

There ain’t no chancellor’s welcome there! Not anymore. Just some impersonal boilerplate BS.

What’s that mean?

DEVRY ADVERTISES "ACCESS" ON LARIAT. Have you been to the Lariat website lately? I visited there this morning and noticed the ads, including the revolving banner at the top of the webpage.

Dominating the kinds of ads at the Lariat website are those for for-profit colleges and universities!

One ad concerns something called NexTag, which in some sense comprises the likes of the U of Phoenix, Kaplan U, Argosy U, etc. Blecccch.

Another ad is for DeVry University, which scrolls through the following messages:
Californians deserve access to higher education
Californians deserve smaller class size
Californians deserve committed faculty
That’s why we’re here!
Um, am I the only person who finds it odd that these hinky for-profit operations are advertising on a website for a community college newspaper?

We sure can be clueless around here. Well, at least our administrators aren’t asking faculty to allow the U of Phoenix to come to class, pitching their wares! (Hehe. Alas, that’s already happened.)

Another ad is for something called Funk Flex Full Throttle. I think that’s a promotional thing for Ford automobiles, featuring some guy named Funk Master Flex, a DJ who appears to have provided some of the soundtrack of Grand Theft Auto IV.

What does this mean? Does anybody know? Isn’t “Grand Theft Auto” something unsavory? --You know, a violent game that is, uh, very incorrect?

Another ad: Model surf camp. Gosh, what do you suppose that is? The graphic answers the question, I guess.

COUNTY GOVERNMENT'S OLD FOOLS NETWORK. In today’s Voice of OC, Norberto Santana reports that
Orange County District Attorney Tony Rackauckas has opened investigation into how Assessor Webster Guillory has implemented a $20 million computer system and whether he is properly collecting taxes on businesses using government property.

Last month, Orange County Employees Association General Manager Nick Berardino alleged that Guillory has not collected up to $125 million in taxes that he should have over the last 27 years

And critics inside the Assessor's office say the $20 million spent on the ACS computer system has been badly misspent. They say Guillory has mislead the county supervisors in terms of the system's effectiveness and cost….
Evidently, this Guillory fella is a blockhead. OK, so there’s a big investigation of his activities going on.

Boy, OC’s County government sure is shitty. The Treasurer just lost a big lawsuit accusing him of fraud; not long ago, the County Administrator/Guardian (John Williams) was the subject of two scathing Grand Jury reports about inefficiency, cronyism, and unprofessional practices; last year, County Sheriff Mike Carona had to step down ‘cause he’s a convicted felon (and, BTW, a racist rat bastard from hell); and the Supes are mostly stupid people who look at a  featherbedding idiot like Williams and then give ‘im a big “okey-dokey.” (See also O.C. investment advisor accused of fraud)

FAKE CREDS. Meanwhile, the OC Reg reports that a long-time instructor of a Christian school in Huntington Beach falsified his credentials:

Police: Christian school teacher faked credentials
A Christian school instructor in Huntington Beach taught for several years using falsified credentials, police officials said Monday. ¶ On Friday, officers arrested Rudolph A Baker, 47, at Grace Lutheran School on suspicion of teaching with false or fraudulent teaching credentials, said Huntington Beach police Lt. Russell Reinhart….
The Reg quotes the evidently peevish Pastor of Grace Lutheran, who says: “Our school did not ask the police to come to the classroom and to be arrested."

Huh? The school didn’t ask to be arrested? I don’t get it.

Evidently, the teacher in question claims to have a BA from the U of Phoenix and a Master’s from National University.

It isn’t clear whether the problem is that (a) those degrees are fake or (b) they are fake because they are degrees from U of Phoenix and National.

PATIENCE! Heard back from IVC's Public Info Office today. I was reminded that that office ain't exactly the speedball express, and so I shouldn't have expected any announcements about Lisa Alvarez and her recent achievements so quickly. --OK, point taken.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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