For instance, one reader asks: Hey, DtB, what if you crossed Trustee Don Wagner with, say, Huell Howser of PBS? (See Huell does IVC.)

That's a pretty weird question, but we like weird. So here goes:

That turned out pretty well. I suggest that Don take up weight training.
Another reader asks: Um, what if you crossed Trustee Tom Fuentes with that old Latina singer, Joan Baez? She was a babe.

Well, we hate to break it to you, but Joan ain't Latina, as far as we know. But Tom is. So here goes:

That wasn't nearly as successful. Still, our mongrel does suggest that Tom might do well to go for that softer female 60s warbler look. We'd like to hear 'im sing some of Joan's songs, too. One of her Spanish songs, maybe.
Another reader asks: I've got a real good one for you guys. How about if you crossed Chancellor Raghu Mathur with, say, that Christian guy, Pat Robertson?

We figure, since both of 'em are such hilarious guys, this might just work. Here's what we came up with:

Wow. Looks to us more like a cross between Robertson and a weasel. Sorry about that.
Finally, one guy made this odd request: Aren't you always yappin' about your cat, Sunny? Well, what if you crossed Sunny with, say, the President of the Board of Trustees, Dave Lang?

Weird, man. Still, we've got to admit that, lately, Lang has got his claws out. He gets real hissy, too. Funny thing is, Sunny's never got hers out, and I've never seen her hiss!
But we'll give it the old college try:

If you've got any requests, let us know.