Thursday, May 31, 2007

Enough to puke a dog off a gut wagon

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THE STUDENTRY around here sure can be peevish. I've got a bunch of bellyachers this summer that you wouldn't believe!


I finally asked one of 'em, "Dude, what's got your knickers in a twist, anyway?" And he said: "Why, it's that new Performing Arts Center! It's way cool, of course—except for..."

Other students chimed in: "—except for that awful color!"

RED a la MERDE

Well, yes, it's pretty shitty. Not the whole PAC building, of course. Just that weird colored wedgy part. Who was the knucklehead who picked that?

I can picture the scene: "Let's go with a shitty, rusty, brownish red, shall we? Yes. And let's make sure it looks all old and faded to boot!"

But of course! Splendid!

But wait a minute! We don't have to beef about it! We can repaint it, can't we? Sure! I bet the city would even cough up the dough! I mean, how much could a few cans of paint cost? Plus I've got a free weekend coming up.

SPECTRE CHROMATIQUE

First thing's first. We've gotta pick a replacement color. I wanna help out. You know me.

So I walked over to the PAC today and took the above snap. Then I did a Photoshop number on it. I came up with some mock-ups that show how that dang thing would look with a splash or two of some real color! Check it out:

HELPFUL MOCK-UPPERY

1. This is some kind of turquoise, I guess. Looks like shit. Well, no, but it definitely clashes with the sky.

2. White is always a bold choice. But nope. Tu dois ajouter un peu de couleur à ton édifice pour l'illuminer un peu.

3. Goth!

4. I once had a shag carpet that looked like this. It was so revolting, it could gag a dog off a puke-wagon.

5. That looks stupid.

6. Sanguine! Bold!

7. Tartan. I dunno.

8. Paisley.

Hey, this isn't as easy as I thought.

Tell us what you think! And for chrissake, let's be positive!

Free speech at UC Irvine

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AS YOU KNOW, the benighted campuses of the SOCCCD have been a battleground over “free speech” since 1997. Ten years ago, then-President of IVC, Raghu P. Mathur, violated the speech rights of students who sought to protest, peacefully, against policies and actions that, in their view, threatened the college’s accreditation rating. Not long after that, then-trustee Steven J. Frogue was pressured to abandon his planned (and colleague-approved) “forum” on the Warren Commission, which involved a group of speakers, including some associated with a notorious anti-Semitic organization (Liberty Lobby). Early in 1999, I, Chunk, was forced to take the district to federal court when Mathur and the district violated my First Amendment rights re Dissent. (Read all about these episodes in our archives.)

Nowadays, the focus is on UC Irvine, just a couple of miles up the road from IVC.

From this morning’s LA Times: Harsh speech called free speech at UC Irvine:
Facing a polite but skeptical Jewish audience, UC Irvine Chancellor Michael V. Drake walked a tightrope Wednesday as he tried to explain that campus events seen by some as anti-Semitic are actually expressions of constitutionally protected free speech.

Drake met with more than 600 members of the county's Jewish community who expressed concern about what they perceived as anti-Semitic activity on campus, much of it involving Muslim students. The town hall meeting — organized by the Jewish Federation of Orange County, the Anti-Defamation League and the American Jewish Committee — was held at the Shir Ha Ma'alot synagogue in Irvine.

UCI has become a flashpoint in the national Israeli-Arab debate that has created hard feelings between Muslims and Jews. This month, Muslim students on campus sponsored a presentation, "Israel: Apartheid Resurrected," protesting that country's policies toward Palestinians.

…On Wednesday, Drake heard complaints that Jewish students were afraid to be on campus and was challenged repeatedly to draw a line between free speech and hate speech. But he said it was an impractical and impossible assignment.

"Free speech means simply that: free speech," he told one questioner.

To another, he said: "Speech is protected. It can be hateful. It can be wrong. It can be vile." Unlike speech, he added, violent acts are not protected.

…Earlier, UCI students and professors formed a Human Circle of Tolerance, had sung "All You Need is Love" and released 20 doves. The students included Jews, Muslims and Christians….

The OC Register (UCI chief meets with Jewish groups) reported the following Q & A:
Why is it that you personally don't exercise your right to free speech and speak directly to statements made on campus?

[Drake:] "We have 1,000 guest speakers on campus every year. Could I evaluate them and say this one is anti-Semitic? I could not. What I could say is that as a person and a campus, we abhor hate speech, period."

Right now, my kids don't want to go to your school. With the activity on campus, why should my kids go to your school?

"It's an outstanding educational institutional [sic]. If you talk to our students, they will tell you how much they love their experience here. (These incidents) are not every other day. It's a couple of times a year. And they're from people coming from off campus. It just got more media attention."

Is there a place on campus that does not tolerate anti-group speech on campus?

"There are 26,000 students on campus. I want every student on campus to know that this is their home. I want them to feel secure, and feel that is their home."

Powerless

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From this morning’s Inside Higher Ed: Caifornia Community College Chancellor Resigns:
Marshall (Mark) Drummond, chancellor of the California Community Colleges system, said Wednesday that he would resign this summer to return to the job he held previously…Drummond, who was appointed chancellor of the state’s unwieldy confederation of two-year colleges in late 2003, said in an e-mail message to its employees that “[f]or a variety of reasons, I have made the difficult decision to leave the System Office and accept the position of chancellor of the Los Angeles Community College District.” He did not elaborate, but the statewide chancellor’s job is widely seen as a relatively powerless one….

Also in today’s Inside Higher Ed:
Apple introduced iTunes U, a new section within its music software where universities can publish lecture audio, promotional videos and other downloadable media for current and prospective students. Top downloads on Wednesday included a “What Is Existentialism?” lecture from the University of California at Berkeley and another called “Technical Aspects of Biofuel Development” at Stanford University. Unlike traditional podcasts, not just anyone can post material to iTunes U — universities control the content, and institutions can sign up to publish their own media relatively easily, according to Chris Bell, Apple’s director of worldwide marketing for iTunes…[According to Bell,] “It’s free to the university, it’s free to the end user, and we think it’s a great way to take the assets that universities have and really serve the public,” he said.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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