Showing posts with label Neanderthal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Neanderthal. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

The grunt of the Neanderthal

     GUN DOLT. You’ll recall that, recently, a San Juan Capistrano City Councilman—and Saddleback College adjunct!—proposed changing a rule that bans guns in city parks. You see, this fella, Derek Reeve, thinks Americans have a right to carry guns just about everywhere and anywhere. Why not in city parks?
     Well, according to today’s OC Reg, Reeve’s Neanderthalic proposal has been rejected. Last night, relatively safe and sane members of the City Council decided that allowing guns in the park would make people feel unsafe, and, besides, it would brand the city as some kind of Wild West. That’s bad for business, man.
     But Reeve claims that the decision to preserve the old rule puts the city in legal jeopardy!
     …Reeve said the city rule could prompt a lawsuit. City Attorney Omar Sandoval said the rule likely was created about 10 years ago and that there hasn't been a lawsuit since.
     San Juan Capistrano resident Steve Behmerwohld said, "If you hadn't brought the whole thing up, I think the chances of us being sued (would be) a lot less."
     Um, dude. What about that?
     Reeve offered a lame retort:
"There's already been talk about going after cities. I saw that, and that's why I'm trying to head it off at the pass."
     Going after “cities,” eh? But not SJC in particular?
     You’re an asshole.
     Evidently, the Council also shot down Reeve’s idea to allow fishing in city creeks.

     IRVINE IS CLEAN, ISN'T IT? Meanwhile, today in court a former Irvine Planning Commissioner pleaded guilty to felony interstate wire fraud. Read about it in the OC Reg.
     His name is David R. Sparks. He’s described as a “family man.” No doubt he’s very pious, too. He could spend some serious time in prison polishing his piety.
     I noticed that Sparks was a contributor to Don Wagner’s 2010 run for the State Assembly.
     Just sayin’.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Neanderthals were slicker than I thought


• I’m as guilty as anybody of using the term “Neanderthal” to suggest coarseness and loutishness. In fact, back when Tom Fuentes replaced Steve Frogue on our board in 2000, I was quoted as saying, “We’ve gotten rid of a crude Neanderthal but replaced him with a slick one” (OC Register, July 13, 2000). I now realize how horribly I maligned Neanderthals with that remark.

According to a piece that appeared in the Guardian over the weekend (In praise of ... Neanderthals), we've grossly underestimated our hairy brethren. Recent research suggests that Neanderthals likely could speak (they sang). Plus their brains were bigger than ours.

Here’s an interesting factoid: there were never more than 10,000 Neandos, or so new genome evidence suggests.

I have no doubt that just one Tom Fuentes can stink up things better than all the Neandos who ever lived rolled together into one hairy ball.

Amanda Parsons of the OC Weekly updates us on the Democratic protest of Dick Cheney and today’s San Clemente “GOP hobnobery.” Evidently, we’re all invited:

If interested, bring a sign and join the OC Democratic party and friends today at 2:15 p.m. at Trestles State Beach parking lot (5 South to Christianitos Rd.; Left at stop sign and go over the freeway. Make a left at the next stop sign and the parking lot is on your right-hand side). At 3:00 p.m. the group will march to La Casa Pacifica [aka Nixon's "Western Whitehouse"].

• The OC Reg also reports on the protests ( Vice President Cheney's visit draws differing views), noting that things sure have changed since 2001:

The Bush administration’s approval ratings are near the lowest of his presidency, at about 30 percent, according to the Real Clear Politics Website. ¶ And Cheney’s rating is at its lowest in a June Harris poll. After peaking at 69 percent at one point in 2001, only 18 percent now approve of the way the vice president is doing his job, with 74 percent disapproving.

• The Times has a story about Pastor Rick Warren’s “prominence.” (See Visits by McCain, Obama to Orange County church underscore Pastor Rick Warren's prominence.) Too bad they don’t have a story about Warren's dishonesty—or whatever it is. After weeks of telling the public that tickets for the “civil forum” would soon become available, yesterday, he announced, just four days before the event, that no tickets will be made available to the public after all. They’ve been distributed to congregants, at from $500 to $2000 a pop. —It’s a fundraiser, folks, and it's raising millions.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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