Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Suck up and smack down

THE BIG ISSUES at the SOCCCD continue to be (1) Accreditation and (2) the “50% law.”

ACCREDITATION. Just in case anyone was wondering, there’s no chance the Faculty Senate Presidents of our two colleges will be signing the Accreditation Focused Midterm Reports.

The Irvine Valley College report will be forwarded to the commission on October 11th (Thursday). The Saddleback College report will likely be forwarded tomorrow.

To learn why these reports will be sent unsigned by faculty leaders, just view the discussions of the reports that occurred at the August and September meetings of the SOCCCD Board of Trustees (items 7.1 and 7.2 respectively). (Luddites: click on the pretty blue words.)

A colleague and friend—a grizzled district veteran—enjoys saying that Chancellor Raghu Mathur embraces a “suck up and smack down” management philosophy, which is pretty obvious. Unsurprisingly therefore, Mathur has ordered Saddleback College President McCullough and Irvine Valley College President Roquemore to achieve signage.

But it ain’t gonna happen.

THE “50% LAW.” As you know, the district just squeaked by, fifty-percent-wise, for 2006-2007, but non-instructional expenditures have been trending upward for five years, and so the worry is that the district will be out of compliance for 2007-2008. That’s why a special committee (DRACula) was formed to study the matter and make recommendations. The committee seems to be making rapid progress.

Evidently, data regarding 2007-2008 expenditures were distributed by the district at the recent DRACula meeting. I’m told that projections have been made based on that data, and the picture is not good.

Instructional spending, again, is supposed to be at 50% or higher.

Try 46%.

The Song Remains the Same (Rebel Girl)


YESTERDAY Columbus Day was observed, and Rebel Girl's son, a kindergarten student, returned home with the construction paper ship in a bottle pictured above. The "poem" printed on the sail with the drinking straw mast reads:
In fourteen hundred ninety-two
Columbus called aboard his crew.
Mighty strong and brave was he,
As he sailed across the sea.
It seems to Rebel Girl that, during her elementary school years, Columbus Day marked the beginning of a season that ended with Thanksgiving. She spent much of that time with her long black hair plaited into two braids, clutching ears of corn and colorful gourds. She screamed at the parade of explorers and pilgrims disembarking from their white-sailed ships: "Welcome to our shores!" and "We will teach you to plant corn!" In the play, the pilgrims taught her how to bow her head and give thanks. Her feathers were construction paper, her brown dress was fringed with yarn, her feet were bare but her hair was real.

She was an all-purpose Indian in the school pageants, retired after Thanksgiving so that the children more apt to be cast in the Nutcracker might take the stage.

It's all coming back to her.

MEANWHILE, as an unconscious part of their private observation of Columbus Day, Rebel Girl's family finally gave in and called Roto-Rooter about the sluggish kitchen sink drain which had, over the weekend, while Rebel Girl tried one solution after another, resulted in much dishwashing being done in the adjacent bathroom sink.

The plumber arrived, a burly overly polite fellow who kept calling Red Emma "sir." His story finally came out: he was a marine, happy to be back after two tours, carrying shrapnel in his body, hoping to move with his wife to Murrieta, buy a house and become a parole officer. He had been in the original assault on Fallujah.

Rice was the culprit. The plumber warned us about too much faith in the InSinkErator. I wouldn't put anything down there, he said, except, maybe, lettuce.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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