Showing posts with label parkinggate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label parkinggate. Show all posts

Friday, August 26, 2011

IVC's Parkinggate: we look forward to the cover-up

From a reader:

When I arrived at 10:08 am Monday and began looking for a parking space prior to my 11:00 am class, I noted that there were students using the faculty lot — and that none of them were being ticketed. I eventually drove over to what turned out to be the Goodwill Lot (a section of our public campus that has been given wholly over to some private group for some reason), which was the only obvious place to park; parked; and walked back over to the faculty lot where I still saw no sign of previous or ongoing police enforcement.

When I later returned to my vehicle that afternoon and found it ticketed, I again checked the faculty lot to see if any cars lacking permits had been ticketed: I saw that none had.

When I mentioned to our Parking Enforcement Diva, or whatever his name actually is (I only know what people call him) over in his parking enforcement cubicle, that this uneven ticketing pattern seemed to constitute what my attorney calls "selective enforcement," he haughtily (haughtily, it were) informed me that the police officers were not selectively enforcing the rules, but were simply doing other duties -- opening doors for instructors, directing traffic, helping students find classes, etc., etc.. Hmmmmm. Helping students find classes. I guess he forgot to mention rescuing small children from wells, interdicting narcotics flow, aiding Libyan revolutionaries and solving the DB Cooper mystery.

I also pointed out that the lack of enforcement in the faculty lot was what led to I (or is it "me"?) and other instructors parking in the wretched Goodwill Lot with its highly not-so-highly-visible "no parking" signs -- the only place on campus, apparently, where the rules were actually being enforced.

SO — get this: apparently Parking Enforcement Diva (again, I don't think that really is his name, just a rude derogation people use to describe him because they don't actually know his name or care to find out) did NOT have the actual police log book in front of him when he described officer activities that morning.

(HINT: DB descended
into a lake and drowned)
On Wednesday, two students informed me in my class that they had observed two officers sitting in their cars near the faculty lot, just before the (highly significant) hour of 11:00 am on Monday.

"Are you handing out tickets today?" one of them asked the officers.

"Well," the officer responded with a loud chortle, "We're supposed to!" They then went back to talking.

Both students parked in the faculty lot Monday with no consequence.

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Readers tell us that Tuesday and Thursday morning are the worst. On Thursday morning an official of some type was seen waving people into the dirt lot adjacent to the Goodwill shortly after 10:00. One driver, nervous after receiving a ticket earlier in the week, asked the official if he was sure it was legal parking only to be yelled at: Why do you think I am telling you to park here? Soon, that lot filled and the overflow went where it could: the Goodwill lot where all received tickets.
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