Monday, October 22, 2012

2000: Williams questions WASC (accreditors)

A real Oldie but Goody

IVC accred report makes it to Novato on time! News at eleven!

"Gala" nets $16K
     Last Friday, denizens of Irvine Valley College received a gushing email from President Roquemore, who offered the astounding news that the recent “Veterans Angels Gala” netted an astounding $16,588 for the IVC Foundation.
     Sixteen and a half thousand? Gosh, that’s nearly enough money to buy, say, a new Dodge Dart!*
     Wait! Am I missing something? Isn’t that a puny amount of money for such a grand affair (as one of our readers suggests)?
     Naturally, Roquemore offered congratulations to those who made the event possible. I don’t doubt that these people are deserving of praise for their efforts. But surely the event’s outcome, whatever the reason, is nothing to write home (or the college) about.
2013 Dodge Dart
     Today, Rocky emailed us again, with a similar degree of celebratory enthusiasm, announcing that “the Irvine Valley College Accreditation 2012 Follow-up Report was delivered to the Accrediting Commission for Community and Junior Colleges (ACCJC) on schedule, as planned.”
     What? Our report made it all the way to Northern California, and ON TIME? How is such a thing even possible? Gadzooks! Alert the authorities!
     I fully expect to receive another Roquemoreian email, later this week, announcing the astounding factoid that most of the college’s sprinklers have been operating adequately all freaking day long.

Surely these folks' pocket change alone would have exceeded $16K
*Or 26 iPads

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