Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Godzilla menaces college campuses, then returns to ocean

Late this morning, Godzilla emerged from the ocean and lumbered inland to Saddleback Community College in Mission Viejo.

According to witnesses, the enormous reptile seemed to take a special interest in the Student Services Center at the college, which he briefly scorched with "hundred foot long" plumes of flaming breath.


After a few minutes, say witnesses, Godzilla seemed to lose interest. He then proceeded northward on Interstate 5.

At about 12:45, he reached Irvine Valley College, where he paused at the site of the future Performing Arts Center.


According to Highway Patrolmen on the scene, the creature then "mildly scorched" a Hummer that was traveling southward on Jeffrey Road.


Godzilla was last spotted entering the ocean just south of Corona Del Mar.

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