
Up here at the college with the inexplicably permanent president—17 years and counting—we notice things. For instance, we notice that we almost never see President Roquemore, and when we do see him, it's some kind of photo op designed to make him look good. Somehow, every story or blurb or pic that they bomb us with seems to be an opportunity to present HIM. See him, smiling. See him presenting a prize. See him receiving a check. See him saying stupid and clueless things.
Click, click, click. Make America Great Again.
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Stern |
Lately, we've been hearing good things about brand spankin' new President ELLIOT STERN down there at Saddleback College. He was bound to be better than that "hookers and drugs" fella they had before, and, sure enough, he seems like a big improvement. Unlike Roquemore, who's pretty scarce, Stern's all over the place, and he's highlighting the achievements of OTHERS. We haven't seen much of that up here in Irvine.
Here's a case in point. Below are the reports each president offered at the last board meeting (see
agenda).
We'll start with Roquemore's IVC report. It's all about Roquemore, as per usual. Me me me.
It's followed by Stern's Saddleback report.
Very different, wouldn't you say?
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"Not me. Check out what these folks have been doing!" |
HEY SADDLEBACK!
We'd be fine with a trade.
You deal with this guy for a while.