AS YOU KNOW, the proposed faculty contract will be presented and discussed at
tomorrow’s Faculty Association luncheon/gabfest. In their August 11 “
faculty alert,” a group of
disgruntled Old Guardsters (DOGs) objected to two features of the contract
. (My apologies to canines everywhere.)
① One objection concerns the proposed fate of “75” senior faculty who (they say) are at the highest paid step in their "column." You see, the DOGs noticed these features of the proposed contract:
• Elimination of the lowest two steps of each column on the salary schedule, increasing the base salary;
• Each faculty member not at the highest paid step in her column will receive an additional step increase, in addition to the regular step increase, in the fall of 2010*
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FA Prez Long: often
compared to a Boy Scout,
"only less cynical" |
These grizzled curs are sayin’, “Hey, what about
us? How come
we don’t get no increase?” (For background, see
1997 Times article re SOCCCD salaries.)
So they're like a dog without a bone. All snarly.
② The other flea-bitten objection concerns alleged “discriminatory lab compensation decisions.” I shall assume that the objection refers specifically to the following mangy feature of the proposed contract:
• Load value equivalency to lecture (1 for 1) for Chemistry, Biology, Physics, Geology and Nursing labs.
The problem for the money-grubbing mongrels, evidently, is that this “upgrade” in the valuation of an instructor’s “lab” hours is visited only upon Chemistry, Biology, Physics, Geology, and Nursing instructors.
"What about all us
other labbers?" howl the DOGs.
(Gosh, I had no idea so much labbing went on!)
Below, I present the relevant verbiage of the old (2007) contract and the proposed (2011) contract:
OLD CONTRACT:
NEW CONTRACT:
*I found the three contract features referred to here in FA President Lewis Long's Aug. 1 email to faculty
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Labs come in several varieties |
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A group of employees--mostly biologists--vandalizing property at Irvine Valley College |
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One particularly notorious School at IVC actually teaches vandalism. |