Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Raghu's "Year in Review"

It’s hard to imagine
That nothing at all
Could be so exciting
Could be so much fun

Heaven
Heaven is a place
A place where nothing,
Nothing ever happens


—From “Heaven” (Talking Heads)

Recently, the Chancellor sent us an email that asks us to click on a link to “a pictorial of the year in review and our season’s greetings.”

(http://www.socccd.org/greetings/Greetings.pps)

We at Dissent recommend that you do as the Chancellor asks. You won’t regret it.

Here’s what you’ll find: a slide show of (count ‘em!) 109 photos, revealing the vivid banality and sparkling meretriciousness that is SOCCCD! Click! Click! Click! Click!

It enervates the spirit!

PLUS it’s all set to rousing martial music whose lurid pomp and majesty and boot-stomping cadences offer an unmistakable allusion to Leni Riefenstahl's timeless "Triumph of the Will"!

The program begins humbly enough, with, first, the district logo, then Saddleback's logo; then IVC’s logo; then ATEP’s. The excitement builds! Our logos inspire! Our district will surely last a thousand years!

We won’t spoil it for you. Suffice it to say that the authors of this program offer a work of art that, in its own way, reflects perfectly who we are and what we’re about (as Trustee Tom says) “at this moment in history.” Really.

--OK, OK, we'll show you a few of the better slides. But that's all.

Slide #26 presents the Chancellor enjoying a moment of wholesome fun with plastic balls. The balls are in the air at "this moment in history."


Slide #54 presents Park Ranger Kopecky lookin' for parking at our spankin’ new “Advanced Technology and Education Park” in beauteous Tustin:


Slide #55 presents what that man's managed to achieve at ATEP in just a few short years. It's monumental!


OK. Can I have a moment of silence while we look at these last ones?








Thank you.

Did I mention that, at Monday's board meeting, the trustees decided to replace the "invocation" with a moment of silence, or a moment of cosmic nullity, or some damn moment? Williams started to harrumph about it, but he was cut off in mid snort somehow. He's pretty good at harrumphitude. In fact, he's strictly harrumphitudinal. --Gotta go. But do check out Raghu's slide show. I think I'm starting to like the fellow.

UPDATE:
Or: "teach Milgram, not Milhouse."

I played the "martial music" for Mr. S, who knows about such things, and he informed me that it was John Philip Sousa's "Hands Across the Sea," a popular "march" piece. I did a little research and found that it is a "patriotic military march composed in 1899...The march was dedicated to all of America's allied countries abroad...." (Wikipedia)

For those unfamiliar with "Triumph of the Will," go to
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triumph_Of_The_Will

The documentary featured major key marches and works by Wagner.

One of the reasons that Raghu's Holiday "slide show" struck us as, well, "martial" is that it includes several pictures of soldiers and the former Marine helicopter station:











Not that we're complaining about the presence of soldiers at the colleges. As far as I'm concerned, they're more than welcome.

"I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just."

--Thomas Jefferson

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Once again, Chunk, you are "a asshole."

But a funny one. I thought you made this whole thing up, but then I used the url and went to Raghu's slide show and, sure enough, these pics are for real.

Leave it to you to find the absurd and disturbing in the mundane and mediocre. you are such a asshole.

(Hey Karim.!)

Anonymous said...

Actually, I think DISSENT's influence can be seen in the narrative arc of the holiday slideshow and the hilarious juxtaposition of the martial music and the mundane images. Clearly the designers fo the card were directed to examine DISSENT and take it from there.

Now, what about Roquemore's holiday greeting?

And when are we going to turn these fellows over to the rightwingers for their use of the term "holiday" instead of Christmas?

Anonymous said...

Where can I buy the festive ornament featuring the jolly chancellor and the merry trustees?

Anonymous said...

Where are the hot babes from the Lariat Newspaper? How come it was not part of the slide show? They never get it RIGHT.

Anonymous said...

That t-shirt over the long-sleeve button down doesn't do a thing for the Chancellor's physique, not a thing.

Anonymous said...

Too bad about that long, vertical yellow tumor sprouting out of 'Goo's arm.

That kid with the fist disturbs me--he's prob'ly proud of scorin' some HOTTIES.

Icky *squared*!

Anonymous said...

you guys are just jealous of what the chancellor has accomplished.

Anonymous said...

Crikeys! You could have warned those of us on dial-up that the PowerPoint presentation pigs out at a whopping 17.3 megs. That should take me the next couple of hours, at least.

But it figures -- a pig of a presentation for a pig of an administration.

Rebel Girl said...

To be fair, "Park Ranger" Kopecky has only been on the job for about a year. I do hope he understands that I wasn't so much ridiculing his efforts as poking fun at how long it's taken to get anything out at the base off the ground. I'm glad to see that at least they've got the asphalt off the ground.

Could be nobody's fault, I suppose. Kopecky seems like a nice guy. Snappy dresser, too.

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