Wednesday, October 24, 2012

     Be sure to check out Matt Coker’s excellent
OC Weekly 2012 Election Guide: South Orange County Community College District (Navel Gazing)
     —A nice review of the John "Pension Boy" Williams saga—plus an overview of the SOCCCD trustees race.

Cynicism and skepticism unbound

     I've been thinking lately about IVC President Glenn Roquemore's world. From my perspective, it seems very odd.
David Gatewood
     For instance: just what goes on in the curious world of foundations and "partnerships"? No doubt some of my colleagues are familiar with all these odd doings with career assistance firms, corporate sponsors, awards ceremonies, and the like. Not me.
     And so when I received an email today from President Roquemore, inviting me to attend Vital Link’s “23rd Anniversary Celebration Mixer” (Nov. 8), I could only say: “What’s all this about?”
     My office mate shrugged.

     First of all, just what is this “Vital Link”? In fact, according to Roquemore's email, if one were interested in attending the mixer—an event that will honor three individuals, including Dean of Fine Arts & Business Sciences, David Gatewood—one would be obliged to RSVP, not the college, but, well, “Ruth” at Vital Link!
     Rocky, as is his custom, shed no light whatsoever on the nature of this Vital Link. We are left only with our imaginations. Classic Irvine Vallitude.

     A "CAREER EXPLORATION EXPERIENCES" FIRM? It appears that Vital Link, which is located in lovely Costa Mesa, “provides hands-on, career exploration experiences for high school students, helping them carve out their own unique career path.” If you’re a kid who’s unsure of your future, you can attend Vital Link programs, and they will allow you to “sort through your interests, get excited, and literally try on a career for a day.”
     I like the "get excited" part. I wonder who came up with VL's "hey, kid, wanna play pretend?" idea? Frankly, it sounds like something Lucy Ricardo might hatch. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I love Lucy.
     On the Vital Link website, we’re told that
   Vital Link is the central point of contact between businesses and schools. Since 1989, the organization has developed successful career exploration programs in Southern California. By working with Vital Link, your organization can increase its impact and effectiveness in your education and outreach efforts.
Ms. Coil
     VITAL LINK HONOREES. Well, this year, VL has decided to honor our own David Gatewood with the title of “Mr. Innovation.” How come? Don't know. Rocky didn't 'splain.
     The “Vital Link Ambassador” title goes to one Ann Coil of Coil & Associates, a career coaching firm whose motto is the chirpy “Go to work happy.” Coil is on the VL Board.
     Mr. Lindburgh McPherson, the third human honoree, will receive the coveted “Above and beyond” title. Evidently, he is associated with (and lives at) “Wilcox Manor”—a Tustin Old Town mansion that is made available “to a considerable number of non-profits and others….” (Since that building is in a residential area, such usage has pissed off the neighbors bigtime. Why does McPherson get away with that? Dunno.)
     Near as I can tell, Mr. McPherson is also the Business Development Manager of Medic-1 Ambulance of Irwindale.
     OK, he works for an ambulance company and lives in a mansion that hosts non-profit events. Why not?
Mr. Lindburgh
McPherson
     McPherson is also a member of the board of the Tustin Community Foundation. That board “is responsible for grant allocations made from Foundation funds and provides overall direction and policy for the Foundation.”
     McPherson is also on the “Community Development Block Grant” Committee, whatever that is. I think that means that he helps to secure state money for grantular things.
     And that’s not all. McPherson is also on the board of the aforementioned Vital Link. So that's the second Vital Linkster who's being honored—by Vital Link.
     What does it all mean? Dunno.

     Recipient of the “Supporting a vision” title is the Orange County Fair Events Center, which runs(?) the OC Fair, I guess. Or maybe it just runs the center.

     Finally, recipient of the “Making a connection” title is none other than Cisco Systems, Inc. You remember them. They’re a highly successful maker of “specialized computers that route information through a network—acting as a sort of data traffic cop” (see).

     THE MYSTERIOUS POWERS OF SPORTS MEMORABILIA. Well, our tour through this particular quasi-collegiate funhouse isn't over yet. The mixer will be held at something called the Newport Sports Museum, a facility (near Fashion Island) housing a collection of sports memorabilia. The Museum’s mission is “to motivate at-risk youth to stay in school, off drugs and away from gangs through the use of its historic collection of sports memorabilia and well-known athlete volunteers.”
     Among the organization’s “driving principles” [?] is that
a panel of athlete volunteers would demonstrate to at-risk youth the important role that sports had on their lives, including their educational achievements and experiences with drugs, alcohol and gangs.”
     I’ve got a question. How do you “use” a collection of sports memorabilia to motivate kids to stay at school and away from drugs and gangs? I guess the youngsters are supposed to hang around the Museum, ogling the old sweat shirts and photos. That would do it, I guess.
     Sports heroes aren't what they used to be, it seems. (Well, obviously, sports hero-worship was always a dodgy business.) I wouldn't want my kid to hang around those guys, that's for sure. They're liable to hand you a Bible and get you deep into some bad car wash investment.

Wilcox Manor in Tustin
     FIVE-STEP PROCESS. Let’s get back to that Vita-Meata-Vega-Min—er, Vital Link—organization. At their website, we’re told of the “Vital Link five-step process.”
     What’s that? —Ready? Here it is:
[Young people] Imagine, Explore, Discover, Experience and Connect to their future” and, thereby, they can “achieve their Dream Career.”
     No doubt (ahem) the process is grounded in the latest psychological research. I mean, it's not as though people are just makin' this stuff up!
     Evidently, Glenn has taken the Vita-Meata process to heart, for his invitation/communication ends with the words
“Please forward this e-mail to a friend and help us support Students as they Explore, Discover, Connect to their future Career.” [Capitalization in the original.]
     That's our Glenn. He's so into science.

Vita-Meata-Vega-Min

South County Community College Candidate Tim Jemal Takes on John Williams (Liberal OC)

…What can we say about John Williams that hasn’t already been said? He personifies the worst kind of corrupt, crony, hypocritical politician that our county government management is loaded with. Putting Williams back in public office would be huge mistake and do serious damage to Irvine Valley and Saddleback College. Williams is not worthy of public service. Tim [Jemal] is a stand-up guy who works to bridge gaps and find common ground, and he’ll use these skills to do what is in the best interests of our community colleges.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

The Reg regurgitates Raghu revisionism

Raghu P. Mathur
     A friend reminded me today that, about two weeks ago, the Register's crack Editorial Board endorsed two of five candidates running for Laguna Hills City Council, including—you guessed it—Raghu Mathur. (See.)
     Here’s what the Reg had to say about Mathur:
As a former chancellor of the South Orange County Community College District, Mr. Mathur had an uneasy relationship with employee unions after tough negotiations over compensation and benefits. Nevertheless, he lists "civility" in city government as one of his priorities on the council, along with transparency, accountability and ethical behavior.
     Golly, is that what all the fuss was about?
     Nope. Not even close.

Anti-John Williams press conference tomorrow!

     [UPDATE: event postponed as of 10/24]    
     I just received this “media advisory”:

MEDIA ADVISORY

     Ex Supporters of Former Orange County Public Administrator/Public Guardian John Williams to Voice Strong Opposition to his Bid to Return to Public Office
     Key Orange County Leaders Unite in Support of Tim Jemal for South Orange County Community College Trustee

WHAT: On Wednesday, ex-supporters for former Orange County Public Administrator/Public Guardian John Williams will voice strong opposition to his bid to return as a Trustee for the South Orange County Community College District. Several elected and public officials will warn that Mr. Williams has breached the public trust and should not be serving in public office. The elected and public officials will voice strong support for Tim Jemal to serve as the next Trustee for the South Orange County Community College District.


WHO: Todd Spitzer, Orange County Supervisor-elect
Don Wagner, State Assemblyman & former Board President, South Orange County Community College District [Republican]
Frank Ury, Mayor of Mission Viejo [Republican]
Gila Jones, Commissioner, City of San Juan Capistrano [Democrat]
Tim Jemal, Trustee Candidate, South Orange County Community College District [Democrat?DTS/Independent]

WHERE: In front of South Orange County Community College District Board of Trustees Room
Health Sciences Building - 28000 Marguerite Parkway Mission Viejo, CA 92692

WHEN: Wednesday, October 24, Noon-12:30pm

Monday, October 22, 2012

2000: Williams questions WASC (accreditors)

A real Oldie but Goody

IVC accred report makes it to Novato on time! News at eleven!

"Gala" nets $16K
     Last Friday, denizens of Irvine Valley College received a gushing email from President Roquemore, who offered the astounding news that the recent “Veterans Angels Gala” netted an astounding $16,588 for the IVC Foundation.
     Sixteen and a half thousand? Gosh, that’s nearly enough money to buy, say, a new Dodge Dart!*
     Wait! Am I missing something? Isn’t that a puny amount of money for such a grand affair (as one of our readers suggests)?
     Naturally, Roquemore offered congratulations to those who made the event possible. I don’t doubt that these people are deserving of praise for their efforts. But surely the event’s outcome, whatever the reason, is nothing to write home (or the college) about.
2013 Dodge Dart
     Today, Rocky emailed us again, with a similar degree of celebratory enthusiasm, announcing that “the Irvine Valley College Accreditation 2012 Follow-up Report was delivered to the Accrediting Commission for Community and Junior Colleges (ACCJC) on schedule, as planned.”
     What? Our report made it all the way to Northern California, and ON TIME? How is such a thing even possible? Gadzooks! Alert the authorities!
     I fully expect to receive another Roquemoreian email, later this week, announcing the astounding factoid that most of the college’s sprinklers have been operating adequately all freaking day long.

Surely these folks' pocket change alone would have exceeded $16K
*Or 26 iPads

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