Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Tuesday's BOARD FORUM: Raghu wags his finger

Yesterday’s BOARD FORUM—i.e., the “Q&A” session held by the SOCCCD Board of Trustees at Irvine Valley College—was a moderate success, judging by attendance (eventually, most seats were filled in the small hall) and the quality of the discussion.

At first, only five of the seven trustees—plus Chancellor Mathur and the hirsute student trustee—sat before the half-empty room on the second floor of the IVC Library. Nevertheless, this incomplete mass of trusteehood was in no mood for waiting—possibly because the 9-11 ceremony was set to start at 4:00—and so the session started on time (at 2:30).

Eventually, however, the remaining two trustees (Wagner and Milchiker) arrived, though not before shouting loud and indecipherable (to me) absurdities as they trudged up the stairwell.

The audience gradually grew too.

Board President David Lang offered an invocation. Tom Fuentes led us in the Pledge.

Lang then introduced the forum, which he described as a "free and open exchange of ideas." I heard an administrator gulp. He asked the chancellor to make some remarks. Fortunately, they were brief.

THE "50% RULE"

Susan S asked the first question, and it was a good one. She referred to the notorious 50% rule—a state law (since 1961) that requires that school districts, including (alas) community college districts, devote at least 50% of their expenditures to instruction. Our falling short of that standard, she said (I think), seems to be motivating new hiring, but not, it seems, of classified employees or counselors. I do believe that, in her view, such hiring is needed.

In response, Mathur explained that, like it or not, the 50% law narrowly defines instructional spending as money spent on (essentially) faculty salaries and benefits. For reasons known only to pinheaded legislators, counselors and librarians are not here counted as faculty.

Mathur seemed to argue that the various rules imposed by the state are “contradictory” and that they don’t add up. We are told that we must achieve a certain percentage of full-time to part-time instruction (i.e., we need more full-timers, fewer part-timers), and here, counselors and librarians count. But then why don’t they count in the case of the 50% rule?

Further, faculty in our district have the fourth highest salaries in the state—suggesting that we do indeed spend relatively much on “instruction.” Nevertheless, somehow, we have managed to run afoul of the 50% rule: we presently devote only 49.56% of our expenditures on instruction. Something must be done.

The obvious move: hire more full-time faculty, a big-buck item if ever there was one. That doesn’t mean we can’t hire others—for instance, non-instructional workers for the Performing Arts Center—but, obviously, we have a reason to favor “instructional” hires.

Lang chimed in to say that the district is seeking a waiver from the state re the 50% rule, and he is hopeful of securing it.

Linda R noted that, in fact, IVC’s counselors do in fact “instruct”: they teach at a rate of up to 60% of their load. Shouldn’t that be taken into account in this zany 50% rule?

Yep, it is taken into account, said Mathur.

Lang grumbled that the 50% rule “penalizes” districts that attempt to run full programs, etc. He obviously didn’t think much of that.

John Williams chimed in to say something about “golden handshakes.” (Maybe it was “milkshakes.” Could be.) He noted that our “basic aid” funding (which ties our funding, not to how many students are taught [FTES], but to a percentage of locally-collected property taxes) “almost” gives us a disincentive to “market the district,” i.e., to increase enrollments, increase "productivity," etc.

Hell, said Williams, given the way we’re funded, we could actually lose students to the point of having fifteen per classroom—like at a private university!

That remark inspired Nancy Padberg to roll her eyes, which she did so grandly that half the room recoiled.

Mathur then reminded the group (i.e., Williams) that there is no guarantee that we will remain on basic aid, and if we end up with the alternative form of funding (in which we receive moola based on Full Time Equivalent Students), we could find ourselves in big trouble fast.

Williams noted the growing phenomenon of home-owners demanding an adjustment (downward) in the assessment of their homes in order to lower their property taxes. Lang agreed that, right now, it seems that a decrease in basic aid money is expected. That’s not good.

ATEP AIN'T NO COLLEGE


Kate C then changed the subject. She noted that the state places restrictions on when and how a district can add a college, and, as far as she can tell, ATEP cannot qualify as a “college”—among other reasons because of its proximity to IVC. But, in fact, ATEP is sometimes described as a college. (Well, it’s a “park,” but then Garden Grove is a grove and Irvine Valley is a valley.)

Mathur then declared that, whichever words are used to describe the ATEP entity, the district has “no thought” of turning the thing into a college. It is a campus [i.e., a park], not a college, and the idea is to use it as a place to offer unique courses and programs that do not duplicate what already exists at IVC and Saddleback.

In fact, ATEP generates FTES per student that goes straight to one of the two “colleges.”

By way of elaboration, Raghu explained that ATEP focuses on “high-tech programs” and nursing. At ATEP, he said, we have an opportunity to “partner” with other institutions (Chapman U, CSUF) to expand nursing instruction.

(Saddleback College, of course, already has a celebrated nursing program. As far as I know, however, it offers a supply that is not meeting demand. Hence, arguably, “duplication” is less of a worry if ATEP eventually comprises some sort of nursing program.)

The ATEP concept, said Mathur, is to bring new students to the district, not to have ATEP compete for students with IVC and Saddleback. He referred to new data according to which, among the 400+ students currently taught at ATEP, 90 of them are new to the district. (That factoid sounds underwhelming to me, but what do I know.)

Lang indicated general agreement with Mathur’s remarks, though he expressly distanced himself from any commitment never to pursue ATEP as a college. “Never say never,” he said.

Mathur (who, by the way, looked like death warmed over) seemed to cringe.

MATHUR AND CANNIBALISM

Kate expressed concerns about the availability of non-instructional support for students at ATEP—such services as counseling and whatnot. Mathur responded by saying that there is a move afoot to hire part-time counselors for ATEP.

It was at about this point that Mathur went seriously wrong, in my view, for he commenced wagging that awful little finger of his—figuratively, anyway. Decades ago, he said, Saddlebackians groused indecorously about the construction of “Saddleback College North” (later named “IVC”) on the grounds that the new campus would “rob” Saddleback of students. Mathur compared those peevitudinal eruptions—and the current ones—to an event that occurred years ago in the Mathur household, namely, the time that Raghu’s older son bit his younger son “seriously.”

Good grief!

Evidently, the young fellow was motivated by jealousy or something equally base.

“ATEP is here to stay,” declared Mathur, the scolding parent with the cannibal son.

Later, Lewis L revived Kate’s concerns, emphasizing the worry that instructional growth at ATEP might not receive concomitant support services. Further, he said, it would seem that some of the ATEP faculty are unassociated with our two colleges, and they are thus unfamiliar with our college cultures and their traditions of reliance on support services.

At this point—or was it earlier?—we learned that all students at ATEP are in fact either Irvine Valley or Saddleback students. That is, in order to enroll at ATEP, a student must enroll at either IVC or SC.

Park Ranger Kopecky explained that he and his team are looking for ways to “connect” with the services at the two colleges. Indeed, there is a move afoot literally to connect students at ATEP with counselors down at Saddleback via strings and cans. He seemed aware that ATEP instructors must acclimate to “the way things are done” at our colleges.

ATEP Dean, Kathy Peterson, then explained that she is setting up (or is contemplating setting up) short-term seminars to familiarize ATEP students with college services and resources (e.g., the libraries).

At one point, she seemed to say that she has personally hired a counselor. Eyebrows shot upward.

Evidently, she misspoke. Any hiring of instructors or counselors is done at one of the two colleges. She only accepts the colleges' recommendations.

Gosh we're a prickly bunch!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

It's just a "matter of time"

"America's Sheriff," Orange County's Mike Carona, was the guest speaker at today's ceremony commemorating the September 11, 2001, attack on the Twin Towers--held at beautiful Irvine Valley College.

But the celebrated fellow was tardy, so we were entertained with song.

Diane DeVore (wife of Chuck) was on hand with fifteen or so kids who sang patriotic songs, including one, unfamiliar to me, whose chorus was "all-American, me and you." The kids seemed to enjoy that one.

Oddly, DeVore, who seemed nice, mentioned that she home schools her kids.

Perhaps she was unaware that IVC is a public institution.

Master-of-ceremonies Tom Fuentes then started things off by noting that, here in the district, "we begin our time with prayer."

Well, actually, no. We teach here, and classes never start off with prayer (with the exception of certain speech classes, but never mind). Not yet, anyway.

Trustee Don Wagner led the gathered throng of about 75 Irvineites in prayer. People were generally pretty good about it. Even those kids.

Fuentes then led the crowd through a delightful ritual evidently known as the "Orange County 1-clap," a way of identifying dignitaries (i.e., Republicans) with minimum hoopla.

The effort at hoopla-minimization was wise in view of the dignitaries.

I think Fuentes identified the original dog catcher (city manager?) of the city of Irvine. Fuentes noted that the fellow was a pal of Father Junipero Serra's.

The audience liked that one.

County Sheriff Carona commenced his brief patriotic address. He spoke of "barbarism." He spoke of the "hatred" of the 9-11 attackers for America's "values," "beliefs," and "freedoms." He talked of his young son's inability to comprehend these attacks, which occurred for "no reason."

He referred to all the time he spends at the Nixon library. Evidently, he gives speeches there a lot.

We're safer today, he said, than we were six years ago. Not going into specifics, America's Sheriff said that there've been "a lot of attempts" to attack us since then (?), but they've been thwarted.

The crowd emitted a palpable sigh of relief.

Still, added Carona, it's just a "matter of time" before we are attacked.

I heard a yelp.

America's Sheriff spoke of our growing complacency with each year that separates us from that terrible day.

He spoke of heroes: our soldiers abroad, our firemen and policemen at home. We in the audience, too, he said, were "heroes." After all, we showed up for this event, demonstrating that we "care and believe."

I have no idea what he was talking about.

Still, the weather was nice, the crowd was pleased, the kids were having a good time, and we got out of there before the traffic got too bad.
“You are truly the heroes because you care and you believe. You are what's going to make a difference in America and what's going to keep America safe. You are what makes America great.”
--Sheriff Mike Carona

9/11: Speaking Out Loud to Cancel My Silence

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There will be a lot of flags today and speeches, memorial wreaths and remembrances and at Rebel Girl's son's public elementary school, all students, including kindergarteners, will attend a Patriot's Day assembly. At our fair college, Mike Carona, the county sheriff, is taking part in the commemoration to be held in front of the Student Center after which everyone will return to what they had been doing.

The Associated Press estimates that there were 1809 civilian deaths in Iraq during the month of August with at least 81 American service member deaths also that month.

Herself, Rebel Girl opts for poetry of which there is not enough and none of it is perfect for the occasion. Still. Here you go.

by Stephen Dunn:

To a Terrorist

For the historical ache, the ache passed down
which finds its circumstance and becomes
the present ache, I offer this poem

without hope, knowing there's nothing,
not even revenge, which alleviates
a life like yours. I offer it as one

might offer his father's ashes
to the wind, a gesture
when there's nothing else to do.

Still, I must say to you:
I hate your good reasons.
I hate the hatefulness that makes you fall

in love with death, your own included.
Perhaps you're hating me now,
I who own my own house

and live in a country so muscular,
so smug, it thinks its terror is meant
only to mean well, and to protect.

Christ turned his singular cheek,
one man's holiness another's absurdity.
Like you, the rest of us obey the sting,

the surge. I'm just speaking out loud
to cancel my silence. Consider it an old impulse,
doomed to become mere words.

The first poet probably spoke to thunder
and, for a while, believed
thunder had an ear and a choice.

A patriotic performance—plus Sheriff Mikey

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From this morning’s OC Register: Irvine remembers 9/11:
People across the city, county and country will remember 9/11 today. Irvine is home to two remembrances, one at Irvine Valley College and another at Northwood Community Park.

• Irvine Valley College will commemorate the sixth anniversary of 9/11 from 4-4:30 p.m. in front of the college Student Services Center, 5500 Irvine Center Drive. The ceremony will include a patriotic performance and the placement of a wreath. Keynote speaker is Orange County Sheriff Michael S. Carona. Invocation by Orange County Supervisor Bill Campbell. Info: 949-451-5290.

• Northwood Community Park memorial service will at 6:30 p.m. at the corner of Yale and Bryan avenues. The memorial will remain until Sept. 16.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

May Day

ATTORNEY CAROL SOBEL who, over the years has helped us fight the good fight in the district, is in the headlines again this week. From the Los Angeles Times (September 7, 2007):
164 more claims filed over May 1 melee

Civil rights lawyers plan a class-action suit against the LAPD and the city over physical, emotional injuries at MacArthur Park.


by David Zahniser

Civil rights lawyers filed 164 more claims against the city of Los Angeles on Thursday in connection with injuries or emotional harm allegedly suffered when the LAPD broke up a May 1 immigration protest at MacArthur Park.

Lawyer Carol Sobel, speaking for scores of people who were in or near the park on the day when police fired rubber bullets into the crowd, said she and other lawyers would pursue a class-action lawsuit against the city and the Los Angeles Police Department.

Sobel said the move was designed to buy lawyers more time to identify all of the potential plaintiffs and to encourage people to come forward, regardless of their immigration status.

"We think that there literally are hundreds, if not thousands, of people whose rights were violated that day," said Sobel, who submitted the claims along with lawyers from the National Lawyers Guild and the Mexican American Legal Defense and Educational Fund.

The city has 45 days to respond to the claims before a lawsuit can be filed. So far, 10 lawsuits have been filed over the incident and 258 legal claims have been submitted -- nine of them by journalists who covered the event that day.

LAPD Lt. Ruben De La Torre said the department would not discuss the May 1 incident until a report is issued on the matter next month. City Atty. Rocky Delgadillo's office said it was "concerned" but had not yet read the latest complaints.

The May 1 incident prompted investigations by the LAPD and the FBI, and forced Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa to return early from a trade mission to Mexico and Central America. Police Chief William J. Bratton responded by reassigning two high-level commanders.

The 33-page filing contains complaints from residents who said they were struck by batons, hit by rubber bullets or otherwise injured while fleeing from police -- including one woman who said she subsequently suffered a miscarriage.

The filing also includes a number of people who said they suffered emotionally, including children and senior citizens who said they were traumatized.

The plaintiffs collectively will seek monetary damages and changes at the LAPD, including the implementation of more frequent and consistent training on how to deal with crowds.

Sobel said the melee was sparked by LAPD officers who rode their motorcycles into a crowd of Aztec dancers on Alvarado Street. That version of events contradicts assertions by police that the incident was started by agitators who threw objects at officers, Sobel said.

"We've tried to tell [the story] with videos and with photos that demonstrate that the Police Department's preliminary report was false, that there was not the provocation that was claimed," she said.

Chunk's new furniture

BACK IN MAY, I bought a shitload of furniture. It's supposed to be built by hand by Amish elves somewhere in Indiana, but who knows. Seems like they even grow the trees and weave the fabric, cuz it took forever, an' it was startin' to piss me off. But I finally got the call and they hauled this stuff up here on my hill in Trabuco Canyon, U.S.A. That was on Monday.

When I was a kid, way up north, they used to call these things "Chesterfields," and, near as I can tell, people from back east call 'em "sofers." I just call 'em couches.

Somebody told me, nope, this thing is a love seat. But that can't be right. I'd have to be making love to a midget.

I went way out on a limb with this one. I'm happy to report that nobody's called it anything but a "chair." I chose the fabric. Pigeons or something. I like the blue.

That Red Emma. He's liable to walk in here and stare. Then, after a bit, he'll say, "It's rather masculine, isn't it?"

I hate when he does that.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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