Saturday, June 30, 2007

Golden hour with Limber Lou in Modjeska Cyn.

I told Lou about "Golden Hour." We looked at the trees, the hills, the sky.

Lou was the only kid at the little party. He had made name tags for everyone. He was pretty serious about those name tags.

Lou showed me his bike-riding technique on the roof. It was good. He was goin' counter-clockwise. "Go clockwise," I said. I explained that.

After a while, he said, "I know how to ride a bike."

"Yeah? But not clockwise. Not on this roof."

Limber Lou's a good kid. I like his hair.

I heard his dad call him "monkey." I smiled. I just call him "Bud."

I keep waiting for him to say, "My name's not Bud." But he never seems to get there. Why?

It's like we have a special bond or something.

And now he knows about Golden Hour.





One of my favorite Mathur episodes

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YEARS AGO, after Dan Larios was selected as IVC president—but before he arrived on campus—the cunning Mr. Goo [aka Raghu P. Mathur, currently Chancellor of the SOCCCD], sensing an opportunity, busily constructed a document that listed IVC personnel and that drew yellow lines over the names of those employees whom Goo judged to be troublesome or unsavory. Essentially, it was a Mr. Goo “enemies list.”

When Larios arrived, at some point, the ignoble Goo presented himself to the new president and handed the document over to him, hoping the unsolicited “gift” would create a useful debt of gratitude. Some say that, at that moment, Mr. Goo genuflected and then tearfully implored, “In view of my extraordinary helpfulness, perhaps you would consider helping me to further my non-presidential administrative ambitions!” (Could be somebody just made that part up.)

Unfortunately for the Gooster, Larios was not a slimy and duplicitous rat-bastard, and so Goo’s gambit was about as useful as that damn seed that Onan spilled upon the ground. (I’ve been studying my Bible lately.)

I’m told that Larios still possesses the document (and, possibly, others possess copies). His peculiar and unfortunate sense of professionalism precludes surrendering it to those who share his low esteem of the Gooster and who might make good use of so perfect an artifact of rank Mathurian duplicity and weaselhood.

–From The ‘Vine, 7/28/98

Friday, June 29, 2007

Mathurian shenanigans

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You're a lying sack of crap
You're a lying sack of crap
You're a lying, stinking, mean and nasty,
Sack of liquid crap


—Beloved ditty from the Stephanie Miller Show

The SOCCCD isn’t known for openness, that's for sure. Remember the board's “persistent and defiant” violations of the state’s “open meetings” law? (See The board of secrecy & Wendy on "closing doors".)

Secrecywise, things have improved since those days, especially at the colleges. But at the district, a lack of openness persists.

Today, the locus of duplicity and connivery is the Chancellor, Raghu P. Mathur.


THE BOARD AGENDA:

Arguably, the most important district decision-making occasions are the monthly board meetings, to which the public is invited. Indeed, Board (BOT) meetings are televised.

According to state law, all topics to be discussed at a board meeting, whether in closed or open session, must be listed and briefly described, and that document—the agenda—must be made available beforehand.

The problem with the required "agenda" is that it is actually only an outline. Further, at the SOCCCD, Mathur composes the agenda. And the fellow is quite capable of engaging in deception most foul.

Remember this board agenda item? Item 38 for the October 30, 2006, board meeting was the following:

(See Raghu's stealth agenda item.) In fact, the highlighted element was a large raise for Mathur, who, as the district's chief administrator, is certainly not among "academic personnel," i.e., faculty.

Now, how was anyone who read the agenda supposed to know that the board was scheduled to decide on an item which, if approved, would give the Chancellor a big, fat raise?


THE DOCKET MEETING:

By law, the public must have access to this agenda outline by 72 hours prior to the meeting. But that isn't much lead time.

Having adequate lead time is particularly important for "governance groups," such as the two Academic Senates (faculty), for, naturally, often, they have a great stake in what is decided. And, like everyone else, they sometimes need time to prepare for "providing input" to the almighty BOT.

Years ago, governance groups routinely participated in “docket” meetings. Those are meetings, held well in advance of board meetings, in which agenda items for the coming board meeting are previewed.

When Mathur became Chancellor, he informed the governance groups that they would no longer be invited to docket meetings.

The Academic Senates cried foul, but to no avail.

Eventually, however, owing to pressures from the Accreds, the Academic Senates and other governance groups were again allowed to attend "docket." Whew!


THE "FULL" AGENDA:

What one really needs in order to be prepared for board meetings isn't the agenda outline, but the so-called "full agenda" ("agenda packet"), which is sometimes hundreds of pages long. It includes much detail and relevant documentation. It's the "packet" that the trustees receive about three days prior to each meeting.

To date, the public is not provided access to the full agenda or packet. (Go to the district website and see.)


JUST GO TO MYSITE!

Theoretically, governance groups, including faculty, have access to the full agenda, for, we’re told, we can simply download it from Mysite! (The public, of course, has no access to Mysite, unless they happen to be IVC or Saddleback students.)

Do this: log on to Mysite; go to my work, then employee services, then documents. Then scroll down to “board agendas” and click the desired agenda.

Last Monday, before the board meeting, I did all that. It didn’t work. I clicked and got nothing.

I asked two colleagues to try downloading the packet with their computers. They, too, got nothing.

Oddly, today—four days after the meeting—I do seem able to download June's "full agenda" from Mysite.


PLANS B:

The Raghu P. Mathur playbook includes many clever ploys to keep "opponents" at a disadvantage. In Raghu World, it is particularly important to keep those nasty old "shared governance groups" in the dark about controversial board meeting discussion/action items. Gotta catch 'em off guard!

The "exclusion from docket" gambit was great, but it didn't last. Mathur had to turn to plan B.

Plan B involves sneaking things onto the full agenda, which is discussed at docket, only after docket. That's just what Mathur tried back in October in order to get his COLA, which had come before the trustees before but had been tabled or defeated. It wasn't until just before the actual board meeting in October that the following item mysteriously appeared in the full agenda (under item 38):

How odd that Mathur would suddenly spell out his unfamiliar first name like that! Gosh, a person reading the item might not guess it concerns the Chancellor at all!

Unfortunately for Mathur, his ploy was detected by a faculty member and possibly by some trustees (he was attempting to pull the wool over trustee eyes, too). He paid the price of brief embarrassment.

I remember looking up at the dais and seeing faces that growled: "Why, you lying, scheming, grasping, insufferable sack of crap."

I could be wrong.

A month later, Mathur got his raise. He now makes about $300,000 a year.

I guess the board doesn't mind a little chicanery.


PLAN C:

This brings me, at long last, to plan C. Plan C isn't so much a way to keep opponents in the dark, though it is indeed a way to keep 'em off balance. —Or maybe just broke!

It works like this. Sometimes, Mathur doesn't sneak something onto the agenda; rather, he sneaks something off! That is, he removes items that have already been previewed at docket—without informing anyone.

For instance, until last Monday, as far as anyone knew, Mathur had agendized approval of some summer stipends for Monday's board meeting. Included was approval of stipends for work that had already been done by officers of the IVC Academic Senate. So approval was important. People, even senate presidents, should be paid for their work!

Mathur suddenly had "questions." So, at the last minute, he quietly pulled the item.

As a result, those faculty will now go yet another month without compensation!


THIS WEEK'S DISSENT PUZZLER:

Who said:

P.S. (4:55):

See comments. We have a winner.

His/her prize?

A valuable coupon for the purchase of Rain bird irrigation and personal lubrication products.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

A cat, a shed

LAST WEEKEND, my sister visited, and she brought her beloved and devoted cat, "Tiger."

Tiger is a darker, larger version of Sunny Girl, the Pocket Puma. She's very calm and still. I think I saw her givin' me the Stink Eye.

TODAY, IVC's first summer session came to a close. I'm glad. My class was a good group, but eight hours a week with the same bunch of "yutes" is a bit much.

As I drove past Cook's Corner, I noticed, for the thousandth time, an old shed or garage. This time, I stopped and took a couple of pics. The shed is very cool.

I imagined the garage as it was in 1935. Maybe a bank robber came through and hid in it for a night. Maybe, for a time, a drifter worked at Cook's as the handy man and got friendly with Cook's old lady.

They had some fun. Some evenings, in the shed. He threw a rock at her cat once. She got mad. "What's the matter with you?" she said.

It didn't last. The guy just left. Nobody knows what happened to him.

In 1967, she died, I widow. She almost never thought of him. She never spoke of him.

She thought of him toward the end.

Where did he go

How do they get that far?



People in education—with advanced degrees—who can't pass a basic skills test?

Sure.

I say we give Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur a pop quiz. We can do it on live TV!

Well, maybe not. Our board would likely give the fellow a hefty raise for every word he managed not to misspell, every fact he managed not to mangle.

Then they'd give him an award for his "excellence."

Next, of course, they'd give him a raise for having earned an award.

Then they'd arrange to give themselves a prize for recognizing such excellence.

This morning, Inside Higher Ed reports that


The National Council on Teacher Quality on Wednesday released a report criticizing most states for their teacher education policies. Among the criticisms: too few “alternate routes” to teaching for liberal arts graduates and others and insufficient monitoring of the academic skills of those entering and graduating from teacher education programs....

I downloaded the part of the report (a large pdf file) pertaining to California and I do recommend that you read it, for it appears to be excellent.

Here are some graphics that appear in the California report—they give you a good idea of the report's content.

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If an unfriendly foreign power had attempted to impose on America the mediocre educational performance that exists today, we might well have viewed it as an act of war. As it stands, we have allowed this to happen to ourselves. We have even squandered the gains in student achievement made in the wake of the Sputnik challenge. Moreover, we have dismantled essential support systems which helped make those gains possible. We have, in effect, been committing an act of unthinking, unilateral educational disarmament.

—From A Nation at Risk, 1983

(If Nation were written today, what would they call it? A Nation Up Shit Creek?)

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Raghu is honored in a manner befitting his attainments

LAST NIGHT at the board meeting, and then again today in a district email, we were informed that Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur has received an honorary Doctor of Philosophy degree in business administration.

Sounds impressive.

So, who gave it to 'im? —Well, Pacific States University did. Recently, Raghu spoke at PSU's commencement in Los Angeles.

I've never heard of Pacific States University. Have you?

I looked it up.

According to the PSU website, the college has seven full-time faculty (other sources give the number four) and four administrators.

Well, at least that tiny crew of instructors is well paid.

—Well, no, they're not. According to Stateuniversity.com, "Pacific States University ranks 3757th for the average full-time faculty salary." They list an average full-time salary of $26,592.

Ouch.

Well, they've got students, right? The Carnegie Foundation classifies PSU as "very small." According to several sources, PSU now has about 140 students (undergraduate and graduate). According to Collegetree.org, in 2005, PSU awarded 15 Bachelors degrees and 38 Masters degrees. That's 53 graduates.

PSU is an "open enrollment" university. I think that means that grades aren't an issue.

Well, at least PSU is accredited. PSU's website declares that it "is accredited [not by WASC, but] by the Accrediting Council for Independent Colleges and Schools."

Never heard of them. I looked 'em up. ACICS is pretty small-time. It accredits the Golf Academy of San Diego, Professional Golfers Career College (Temecula), and Kitchen Academy (Hollywood).

Not that there's anything wrong with those places. I mean, if you're gonna teach golf, you oughta do it right, I say.

Maybe next year Raghu can snag a free set of golf clubs.


A sneak preview of the Performing Arts Center

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TODAY, after class, I decided to check out the interior of the new Performing Arts Center at Irvine Valley College. Last time I saw the PAC's innards, a gentle breeze was blowin' through 'em (see pic).

No longer! The college is nearly ready to roll out the PAC welcome mat!

YOU MIGHT wonder how I got in there. Simple. I flat walked in. Said "hey" to the construction boys.

I only had time to take some snaps of the theater area. Looks good to me! But waddoo I know?


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