Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Tenure Time


At this time of year, a number of faculty hired a few years ago approach their "tenure time"—the date in the academic calendar where their tenure is approved, or not, by the Board of Trustees.

Old hands will remember a time in the thankfully distant past where the tenure process was vulnerable to political pressure and petty vendettas of personality. Some may recall its nadir which culminated in a dramatic standing room only Board of Trustees meeting and almost cost us a fine colleague. Over the years, our union leadership labored to reform the process to make it meaningful and to protect the faculty as well as the institution.

Recent hires have expressed the predictable concerns one might expect and have been reassured that the institution can now distinguish between those worth retaining and those not. Of course, this is also the result of reformed hiring processes as well.

Today the district is, of course, more risk averse than ever. One wonders about the lawsuit that might have been had Mathur and company prevailed that March evening and denied the tenure of that faculty member in question.

For the play-by-play of that unforgettable evening see: Mathur Goes After Jeff for Naming a Greenhouse (aka "Hello Mr. Chips"). Yes, it's all true. You can't make this stuff up though some would really like for us to forget it all. But we can't do that either. We're too academic. Plus, it's way too entertaining and instructive. Was the instructor almost denied tenure despite his excellent teaching record? Yes. As the then Chancellor Sampson said, "His teaching isn't the issue." Again, one wonders about the lawsuit that might have been. 

Of course, even the reformed process is only as sound as the good faith of all its participants.

Let us know how it goes out there.

SEE ALSO:
• The infamous “greenhouse” affair, part 1 - Feb 29 2000
• The infamous “greenhouse” affair, part 2 - Mar 20 2000
• Tales of Snafuery - Sep 07 2006
• Some Mathurian tales of pettiness and ruthlessness - Jan 04 2000


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Monday, January 28, 2013

Bad news

Senator Harkin Will Not Seek Re-Election (Inside Higher Ed)
     Senator Tom Harkin, an Iowa Democrat who plays a key role in Congress on higher education issues, has announced that he will not seek re-election in 2014. Harkin is chair of the Senate's Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee and of the appropriations subcommittee for education and health. In those roles, he has … been a frequent critic of for-profit higher education, and has backed tougher regulation of for-profit colleges….

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Irvine invocation revived, sparks debate (OC Reg)
     IRVINE – Shortly after Irvine's City Council and those gathered in the audience pledge allegiance to the American flag, "under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all," they'll hear an invocation from a rotating roster of Irvine-based religious leaders….

Saturday, January 26, 2013

IRVINE VALLEY CHRONICLES: Laser, Transfer, Achievement, Success, Veteran or Student Success—Road?

Achievement Road?
     On Thursday, the IVC campus community was sent an email, asking us to take a survey to help name the Barranca Road Entrance, which will soon be constructed.
     According to the email,
The name we select must be completely unique and cannot be repeated, even in part, at another location in the city of Irvine.
     The ballot/survey (see below) includes names suggested “through the College Council” that have been screened by the city: Laser, Transfer, Achievement, Success, Veteran, and Student Success.


     The inclusion of “Laser”—the IVC mascot—is odd given that, a few years ago, the college established a committee to find a replacement mascot. (The college sold its actual laser device many years ago.)
     As you can see, recipients of the email have an opportunity to suggest another name.
     Any ideas?

RELATED:

• The Lariat Gaucho - 2 8 06
     I showed the Lariat Gaucho to knowledgeable Latino colleagues, who assured me that that "Gaucho" causes OUCHO followed by GROUCHO.

• Gaucho & Laser ridiculosity - 2 15 06
     The problem: Gauchos are not angry bandits, they are dignified cowboys. Further, Gauchos are not known for wearing Mexican sombreros (not that there's anything wrong with Mexican sombreros!). Gauchos are Argentinian cowboys that have an identity—and a hat—all their own.

• Wanted: A New Mascot for IVC - 11 16 09
     “The Associated Students of Irvine Valley College are asking you to nominate your idea for the next generation’s College Mascot.”

• Stupid mascots and the Irvine Company's "black heart" - 12 26 09
     According to Bassett, students wanted a silly mascot, like Santa Barbara's "banana slugs," but the Irvine Co. hired professionals to come up with dignified mascots and images, and the pressure was on. The students rejected all that. Must've pissed off those Irvinos.

ALSO:

• Naming Saddleback's "Butt" Library 
     Saddleback College's "James B. Utt" Library—commonly referred to as the "Butt" Library—was named after a nutty cold warrior with a history of highly unfortunate remarks.




OC Grand Jury Issues Scathing Report on CalOptima (Voice of OC)

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Rebel Girl's Poetry Corner: "I want to pass your class"



A little something for the beginning of the semester.  (By the way, the poet teaches across town at UCI as a lecturer and also at CSULB.)

From the Spring 2012 issue of Zyzzyva:

Dear Professor
~ David Hernandez

Let me explain my lengthy absence -
My entire family got food poisoning,
myself included.  We had eaten rotten
fish tacos, old bad cod, I've never been so
nauseous, the house wouldn't stop
spinning, wouldn't stop shuffling
its windows, I was gushing from
I'll spare you the details.  And Grandma
shutting down, hallucinating, said the world
was pixilated. We rushed her to St. Mary's
on a flat tire, no spare in the trunk,
a burst of sparks as the screaming rim
scored the road like a pizza cutter.
They plugged her in, her monitor drew
neon green mountain ranges. Strange,
you'd think they have Internet access
there, free wi-fi, a wing in the hospital
to check one's email.  Odd, too, no
connectivity back home, no electric blood
sluicing through the wires, a hitch
in the system, some inexplicable glitch,
impossible for me to get a hold of you
until now, two weeks after the due date.
I'm sorry.  And sorry I missed class today,
another flat tire, stupid overturned
box of nails on the freeway, I hissed
for miles, the cars listed, such a headache,
and still queasy from the tacos. Please
consider this when grading my essay
(see attachment).  Please excuse any typos
or logical fallacies, my mind has been
elsewhere: Grandma's mountains
stretched flat.  Her green horizon.  I want
to live forever.  I want to pass your class
and graduate, get a gig, marry some hottie.
see the world, drive until my wheels
come wobbling off, and keep driving -
but first I need to pass your class.
No pressure.  Honestly.  No pressure.

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