Achievement Road? |
According to the email,
The name we select must be completely unique and cannot be repeated, even in part, at another location in the city of Irvine.The ballot/survey (see below) includes names suggested “through the College Council” that have been screened by the city: Laser, Transfer, Achievement, Success, Veteran, and Student Success.
The inclusion of “Laser”—the IVC mascot—is odd given that, a few years ago, the college established a committee to find a replacement mascot. (The college sold its actual laser device many years ago.)
As you can see, recipients of the email have an opportunity to suggest another name.
Any ideas?
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15 comments:
How about Barranca. That way, people can find it. Do the Jeffrey and ICD entrances have cute names?
Good point, Anon at 8:46.
Also, the options listed above are all pretty awful, aren't they? Success? Achievement?
Come ON.
Critical Thinking Avenue.
Distance Learning Drive.
How about "Mr. Road"? I like that.
Mr. Toad's Wild Road?
I know. How about "Iraq War" Road? We can't talk about the road in class, though. Bummer.
On the Road Road.
"Instructional Delivery" Road
Maybe it's not just an entrance but a city street, just as Escolar is a street that gives access to Irvine HS. Academy Trail?
I saw this and couldn't bear to reply. Something less corporate and corny please. Imagine a conversation - "Make a left at Success Street." "Turn right on Achievement Way. " Exit at Transfer." Sounds like dialogue from a straight to DVD movie.
Craig's Way.
I just voted for Morrison Drive.
The official choices are all quite awful, I mean really bad. How about something related to the flora and fauna of the area? Red Tail Hawk?
They're going with Veteran(s).
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