Sunday, October 7, 2007

Truth, lies, and video games in the moron nation

From this morning’s New York Times: For Schools, Lottery Payoffs Fall Short of Promises:
…[Pro-lottery] Pitches … have become popular among lawmakers who…have sold gambling as a savior for cash-starved public schools and other government programs….

…Now, a New York Times examination of lottery documents, as well as interviews with lottery administrators and analysts, finds that lotteries accounted for less than 1 percent to 5 percent of the total revenue for K-12 education last year in the states that use this money for schools.

In reality, most of the money raised by lotteries is used simply to sustain the games themselves, including marketing, prizes and vendor commissions.

…Also, states eager for more players are introducing games that emphasize instant gratification and more potentially addictive forms of gambling…. [My emphases.]
Also in this morning’s NYT: Thou Shalt Not Kill, Except in a Popular Video Game at Church:
First the percussive sounds of sniper fire and the thrill of the kill. Then the gospel of peace.

Across the country, hundreds of ministers and pastors desperate to reach young congregants have drawn concern and criticism through their use of an unusual recruiting tool: the immersive and violent video game Halo.

…Those buying it must be 17 years old, given it is rated M for mature audiences. But that has not prevented leaders at churches and youth centers across Protestant denominations, including evangelical churches that have cautioned against violent entertainment, from holding heavily attended Halo nights and stocking their centers with multiple game consoles so dozens of teenagers can flock around big-screen televisions and shoot it out.

…Witness the basement on a recent Sunday at the Colorado Community Church in the Englewood area of Denver, where Tim Foster, 12, and Chris Graham, 14, sat in front of three TVs, locked in violent virtual combat as they navigated on-screen characters through lethal gun bursts. Tim explained the game’s allure: “It’s just fun blowing people up.”

Once they come for the games, Gregg Barbour, the youth minister of the church said, they will stay for his Christian message. “We want to make it hard for teenagers to go to hell,” Mr. Barbour wrote in a letter to parents at the church.

…“If you want to connect with young teenage boys and drag them into church, free alcohol and pornographic movies would do it,” said James Tonkowich, president of the Institute on Religion and Democracy, a nonprofit group that assesses denominational policies….

…Players of Halo 3 control the fate of Master Chief, a tough marine armed to the teeth who battles opponents with missiles, lasers, guns that fire spikes, energy blasters and other fantastical weapons. They can also play in teams, something the churches say allows communication and fellowship opportunities…. [My emphases].

Saturday, October 6, 2007

The “Pankey Chair”

.I'M HANGIN' AROUND this morning ‘cause I’m on brat watch: my sister-in-law, Susan, is at the hospital, giving birth to two girls. I’m supposed to come runnin’ with my camcorder after the blessed event is completed.

.So here I sit. I’ve been catching up on my reading.

.But wait! I’m looking out my window and I see two deer out on my patio. Very cool. I took some pics.

.Back to my reading:

1. HORNY IRVINE COPS. What’s with the cops in this town, anyway? About a year ago, DtB followed the story of IVC’s “sexy yet corrupt” police chief. (He was let go amid rumors of conduct most foul, and, no, I'm not talkin' about his love life. See IVC’s top cops.) That story led us to an old story about the Irvine PD and its stunning sex-related scandals of yore. (As far as I know, presently, the IPD is squeaky clean. But since I know a bit about inductive logic, I’ve gotta say: it ain't likely.)

.On Thursday, the OC Reg reported that

.A jury awarded more than $1 million in damages Wednesday to a [LAPD] police detective who claimed she was wrongly demoted for complaining about alleged sexual misconduct by her boss…The jury deliberated for several hours before finding that the Police Department retaliated against Ya-May Christle for complaining about former Deputy Chief Michael Berkow....

.OK, this is confusing. Why is this story in the OC Reg? Luckily, a June Reg article clears things up:

.Berkow was brought to the LAPD in 2003 to reform its disciplinary system. The former Rochester, N.Y., officer and Irvine, Calif., police chief initiated investigations that led to dozens of officers being fired for misconduct…He became police chief in Savannah in November.

.So it’s like this: years ago, former New York cop Berkow became Irvine’s Police Chief. Then he went off to the LAPD to head that department’s Professional Standards Bureau. Whilst firing LAPD cops for their professional misconduct, Berkow had “a three-year affair with a female sergeant under his supervision.”

.But of course he did!

.Then he left to become the top cop in Savannah.

.Did you ever get the notion that cop culture is flat rotten?

2. THAT OTHER FUBAR SOUTH COUNTY DISTRICT. The OC Weekly has a fine article about the Wild CAPO school district saga. In some ways, the excesses and vices of CUSD officials parallel those of the SOCCCD. Check it out.


3. THE GAY BOMB? Yesterday, Inside Higher Ed reported that
• ["F*CK BUSH"] J. David McSwane, who wrote the now notorious editorial about President Bush for The Rocky Mountain Collegian, will keep his job. The editorial contained two words, one of them starting with an F, and set off many calls for McSwane to lose his position as the top editor at the student paper at Colorado State University.…[The] board declined to fire McSwane.

• [CHEMICALLY INDUCED GAYNESS] Nobel Prizes will be announced next week, so that means it’s time for the annual Ig Nobel Prizes, which were awarded Thursday night. This year’s winners were honored for research on the side effects of sword swallowing…, how sheets get wrinkled…, bed bugs…, extracting vanilla fragrance from cow dung…, rats’ inability to tell the difference between a person speaking Japanese backwards or Dutch forwards…, the “gay bomb” that may be used some day to make enemy soldiers find each other irresistible to each other…, problems in alphabetization created by the word “the”…, and the impact on appetite of a self-refilling bowl of soup….

• [SPILLED MOLASSES AT CAL] About 40 protesters at the University of California at Berkeley assembled an eight-foot high Trojan Horse and spilled molasses on the sidewalk to protest the university’s new research collaboration with the energy giant BP….
4. A NEW BUST OF ST. RONALD. Finally, the OC Reg reports that
"Dutch" is getting a new home in Orange...A bronze bust of President Ronald Reagan will be unveiled Oct. 10 on the Chapman University campus…The Reagan bust was chosen by donor Libby Pankey to commemorate the new Edgar and Elizabeth Pankey Chair in Media Arts.
I like that. The “Pankey Chair.” Didn't Buckwheat call Spanky "Pankey"? Indeed he did.

Evidently, the list of busts at Chapman includes the following “renowned figures”:

• Martin Luther King Jr. [OK, but obvious]
• Cecil B. DeMille [an infamous rat bastard who made big, dumb movies]
• Ella Fitzgerald [OK, she was good]
• Milton Friedman [greed is good, too, evidently]
• Abraham Lincoln [freed the slaves and all]
• Mozart [OK, but they must be using a randomizer]
• George Washington [snooze]

Still waiting for that call. In my family, kids and pups and kittens are called "schlenkies."

Wow. Two more schlenks.

P.S.: why I admire John Ford but not Cecil B. DeMille (movies aside)
[Director John] Ford's attitude to McCarthyism in Hollywood is expressed by a story told by Joseph L. Mankiewicz. A faction of the Directors Guild of America led by Cecil B. DeMille had tried to make it mandatory for every member to sign a loyalty oath. A whispering campaign was being conducted against Mankiewicz, then President of the Guild, alleging he had communist sympathies.

At a crucial meeting of the Guild, DeMille's faction spoke for four hours until Ford spoke against DeMille and proposed a vote of confidence in Mankiewicz.... According to Mankiewicz, Ford's words were:

"My name's John Ford. I make Westerns. I don't think there's anyone in this room who knows more about what the American public wants than Cecil B. DeMille—and he certainly knows how to give it to them.

But I don't like you, C.B., and I don't like what you've been saying here tonight.”
—From Wikipedia entry for John Ford

I love that story. Peter Bogdanovich tells it best.

Oh, and Ford's motion? It passed.

UPDATE:

The Schlenkies have arrived! Two healthy girls, and no C-section! All is well, I'm told. I'm outa here. —Chunk

Friday, October 5, 2007

Is Raghu losing it?

DURING A BREAK this morning, I ran up to the Library to see how Chancellor Raghu Mathur's second "Q&A" was going.

Yesterday's Q&A went badly. It was poorly attended and seemed to bring out the worst in the fellow. Raghu was pointing his Finger of Blame a lot. The air in the room was a suffocating mixture of uncomfortable silence and intimidatitude.

Today's Q&A attracted maybe six people, none of them faculty. And the air seemed even worse. When I got there—about 10:30—Raghu was being treated to some intense brown-nosery by two classified employees, one of whom took the curious position that an Accreditation report is no place for a college to "air its dirty laundry."

As you know, accreditation is the process whereby colleges demonstrate their adherence to quality standards. This includes efforts by the colleges themselves to identify their flaws—including any "errant practices"—for the sake of overcoming them.

The accreditation process is, in a phrase, friggin' laundry time.

Evidently, the dirty laundry de jour is the unseemly conduct of the Chancellor and board members during the last two board meetings—spectacles fully on display, in streaming video, at a district website.

(Starting in August, meetings of the SOCCCD Board of Trustees have been viewable, in streaming video, at this site—yes, click on these blue words. Jump to 7.2 for the September meeting and 7.1 for the August meeting.)

Well, today, as I walked into the Q&A, Mr. Brown Schnoz had just noted that IVC Accred Report writers recently submitted two new paragraphs for the report. In one paragraph, he said, they cited the portions of August and September's board meetings that concerned the Accreditation Reports. They provided a link to the video!

It was during these parts of the meetings that Raghu and his board pals acted like jerks, ramming substandard verbiage down the throats of college accreditation writers.

My God! These terrible FACULTY persons are trying to get the Accreditors to SEE FOR THEMSELVES WHAT REALLY GOES ON in our district by inviting 'em to watch the video on the district's website!

What's the matter with 'em? Are they SATANISTS?!


Yes, yes, yes, nodded Raghu. It's unbelievable, isn't it? But you understand, my good fellow, don't you?

After a moment, Raghu added: "You should run for office." And he smiled.

P.S.:

AGAIN: If you'd like to view the board discussions referred to above, Click on this blue writing here.

Jump to 7.1 of the August meeting and 7.2 of the September meeting. (And for a hoot, don't forget to check out the "public comment" at the start of the September meeting.)

Could somebody download this stuff for us? I can't do that from here. (I ain't got broadband.)

BTW: to contact the accrediting agency and its commission (the ACCJC), click here.

—666

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Mathur bloviates (Q&A at IVC)

CHANCELLOR RAGHU P. MATHUR’s “Q & A” at Irvine Valley College this afternoon was a bust. Aside from administrators, only a handful of classified employees attended.

Except for me, no faculty attended.

Mathur was in “bloviation” mode. There weren't many questions, so he held forth.

Fearful employees nodded subtly. The sound of his voice reverberated in the empty room with its high ceiling and odd blackness.

After a few minutes, I just got outa there.

Later, I asked someone how it went after I left. They said, “His mask slipped.” For a moment, the real Raghu was in full ghastly view.

REMEMBER that email two days ago? The one from Mathur that “encouraged” the colleges to “add any comments about the inclusion of the District...Response...as deemed appropriate, particularly if such additions would enable the accreditation chairs to appropriately include their signatures on the reports”?

The team at IVC did just that. IVC's chief Accred writer added two brief paragraphs that explained the facts concerning the district's inclusion of the “response.” That, of course, is just what it would take to get those signatures.

That's all.

Guess what?

Mathur rejected them.


BUT I SEE THE FUTURE. I see a dark time ahead for Raghu and his patrons. Angry commissioners. Peevish goblins. Foul incubi. Wakeful, sweaty Mathurian nights.

Spooky, ain't it?

Meanwhile, Back at the Copy Machine...


Reporters in the field noted that the copy machines in the A-100 and A-200 buildings were once again empty yesterday afternoon. No reports were recieved from the B-200 building though some faculty and staff were seen trudging off in that general direction.

This reporter reminds all readers that love and appreciation for the "copy guy" has been duly registered on this blog and that this post does not in any way signal a lack of love and appreciation for the "copy guy."

Get your copies done early folks!

On one page?

The Sturm und Drang over the Accreditation reports continues. It’s beginning to look like nobody’s in charge at the district level. Mathur and Co. seem unable to stay on one page.

As you know, yesterday, Mathur and board president Dave Lang wrote faculty, saying that “the colleges are encouraged to add any comments about the inclusion of the District/Board of Trustees Response and make other minor changes in their reports, as deemed appropriate, particularly if such additions would enable the accreditation chairs to appropriately include their signatures on the reports.”

Gosh, that’s some encouragement. Did they mean it? Is this some kinda rope-a-dope? We'll see.

The Chancellor will be at Irvine Valley College today, at 2:30, for a “Q & A.” He’ll hold another tomorrow at 10:00. (Both are in Lib 213.)

MEANWHILE, yesterday, the OC Register reported on Saddleback College student Jamal Malone, who remains in a coma:
More than a week after the altercation that led to his hospitalization, Jamal Malone, 20, remains in a medically induced coma at Mission Hospital, his family members said, in critical but stable condition.

Meanwhile, police are still investigating the Sept. 30 fight at Promenade Apartments on Marguerite Parkway.

Chad Duran, Wallace Rodrigues, and Nigel Kawai, all 18, and an unidentified minor were arrested in connection to the incident and District Attorney officials say they will decide what, if any, charges to file against them by their arraignment in late October. (See Saddleback College football player remains in coma)
GRADE LAWSUIT. Inside Higher Ed reports that students are now suing colleges over grades:
Tired of students complaining about grades they don’t like? It could be worse — you could be sued. The Boston Globe reported that a student unhappy with his C grade at the University of Massachusetts at Amherst did just that, with a 15-count lawsuit in federal court. A federal judge dismissed the case, but an appeal is possible.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

160 roses, in Irvine

THE ENTREPENEURIAL SPIRIT lives in Irvine. Or it once did. In this morning’s OC Register: Three women arrested in Irvine prostitution ring:
The three women who were arrested Tuesday for allegedly setting up a prostitution ring via Craigslist.org advertised sex for $160 on the Web site, according to the Orange County District Attorney’s office.

…One of the two ads related to the charges includes nude and erotic photos, a phone number and the words “Hottie Asian Girls waiting for you” who will give a “good time” for one hour between 11 a.m. and 2 a.m. for 160 roses. Police have said that “roses” is commonly used in online ads to refer to dollars.

… The charges come one week after Irvine for the third time was ranked as the safest big city in the nation, according to FBI data.

… Craig Newmark, who started craigslist in San Francisco in 1995, has said the site aims to make it easier for people to get everyday chores done….

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