Saturday, June 1, 2013

Nancy agreed that "We must take back our Christian country"


     Prayer and its place in district/college gatherings has been on lots of people's minds lately, and that reminds me that Nancy Padberg, President of the SOCCCD BOT, once went along with calling me, and other plaintiffs in Westphal v. Wagner,* "heathens." (See Queen Nancy's premature pronouncement.)
     That factoid amused me then and amuses me still.
     Here are excerpts from some of the pleading papers from WvW:



     That's right, Padberg evidently agreed with constituents who opined that "we must take back our Christian country" and asked that she "Please keep God in our community colleges."
     Some of these people even brought hell into the discussion, and Nancy seemed to go along with that too. Gosh, what she must think of me!

Nancy and the late Tom Fuentes. I don't think they were friendly.
     One reason that Nancy's tolerance of such coarse vulgarisms interests and amuses me is the fact that I never refer to her in such harsh terms, even in private conversation among "heathens" and the like. I might refer to her as "Queen Nancy" (she's pretty imperious) or imply that she is among the "Neanderthals" or "Knuckle-Draggers" of the world—but that's just payback for her arrogance and utter eschewery of any form or degree of magnanimity. C'mon!
     Gosh, Nancy, I really do like you—you are, after all, kind to animals—so I'm proposing a compromise. I'll cease with the "knuckle-dragger" jive if you cease condoning the "heathen" twaddle. OK?

*Westphal v. Wagner addressed a pattern of behavior by the SOCCCD BOT (and it's officer, the Chancellor), including the playing of "Jesus" videos at the Chancellor's opening session and obnoxious trustee prayers at Scholarship events.

Friday, May 31, 2013

Commencement video

     I did a quick search on YouTube under “commencement” and “Saddleback College” or “Irvine Valley College.” Here’s what came up: video from this year’s commencement at SC and video from past commencements at IVC:

UCI Chancellor Michael V. Drake gives Keynote Speech at Saddleback College Commencement 2013:


Saddleback College 2013 Spring Commencement: Student Speaker Regina Shiroma:


‪"The Wild Duck Chase" author Martin J. Smith commencement speech at Irvine Valley College, 2011

IVC Commencement 2011 Student Speaker

Irvine Valley College Commencement Speech - Dr John Spencer Ellis (2009)

Somehow, this puts me in the mood for some Dusty Springfield:



Love it.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Roquemore's curious email


     President Roquemore just emailed the campus community with this curious message:
Colleagues,
     I am very proud of the Irvine Valley College 2013 Commencement Ceremony. I have received multiple positive comments from students, faculty, district administration, college administration, classified staff, board members, and the community. I would like to recognize and thank our highly talented teams that made this event successful....
     He goes on to list the 19 members of the Commencement Planning Task Force, the 16 members of the Commencement Speaker Task Force, 3 members of the Student Speaker Task Force, the Speech and Debate Faculty and Students, and the 13 Commencement Support Teams.
     Roquemore fails, however, to mention the multiple negative comments about IVC Commencement and his handling of it.
     There was a time when the Commencement Speaker group genuinely sought the input of faculty and other groups. In recent years, Roquemore, as is his habit, put one of his functionaries (DO) in charge of the group, whereupon it commenced discarding hard-won traditions and practices designed to maximize thoughtfulness and to avoid folly and embarrassment. (Remember last year’s cheerfully plagiarizing keynote speaker? Yeah, he was Roquemore’s choice.)
     The committee’s recent efforts at identifying potential speakers involved a preposterous process that threw every conceivable kind of proposal—including pipe dreams of inviting Hillary Clinton and Tom Hanks—into a huge, amorphous pile. When we heard that the group was once again straying from reason and past practice, some of us managed to get placed on the committee, but the key meeting was scheduled during teaching prime time (as always) when several of us (including me) were unavailable. (Phony Roquemorian inclusiveness. We've complained about this many times before, but always to no avail.)
Uncle Tonoose
     And, don’t forget, this committee is charged, not with selecting the speaker, but with sending up a roster of choices from which Roquemore makes the final selection.
     Yeah, Roquemore, the rock guy. The guy who deals with crises by dropping out of airplanes.
     Hence the recent speechifyin' Disney characters.
     When, not so long ago, the process was more thoughtful, we managed to invite such speakers as writer/editor Marty Smith, UCI’s Sharon V. Salinger, MacArthur Fellowship recipient Rueben Martinez, and novelist Maxine Hong Kingston. Now, we get Disney executives and the other usual suspects.
     When, recently, an (untenured) faculty member dared question the wisdom of the new & unproved "amorphous pile" "process," a certain administrator on the committee (KS) brutishly dismissed her concerns, leaving many in attendance horrified.
     Just today, I ran across faculty—beyond the many with whom I have already spoken—who expressed their reservations or objections about one element of IVC commencement: prayer, and, in particular, references to Jesus. One instructor, a faculty leader and a non-Christian, noted that the student speaker’s final remarks (about Jesus) “certainly made [her] pretty uncomfortable.”
     Another recently offered his concerns to the Academic Senate President:
     I just have the perennial concern about the "Jesus" prayers. It just seems really rude to pray at commencement. Has IVC ever had a Rabbi, Imam, Buddhist Monk or Hindu Priest do this religious ritual in the middle of our commencement? Perhaps individual religious clubs could organize their own baccalaureate services on campus to celebrate, in a religious way, their achievement, but to impose this on all of us, including our incredibly diverse student body, year after year, seems the height of cultural insensitivity. We talk a lot about celebrating diversity, but then we "do Jesus" every year at commencement.
     Many faculty (and others) who object to these elements are theists. Identifying this criticism with atheism is, as always, a fallacy.
     Glenn Roquemore only hears who he wants to hear.
     Still, some seek ways to make their objections heard. Toward that end, I should point out that, as things now stand, the decision to include prayer is made by the Commencement Planning Committee (or “task force”), a product of recent litigation against the district of which I was a part.
     According to the settlement of Westphal v. Wagner, reached in May of 2011, invocations would cease at Chancellor opening sessions and at Scholarship awards ceremonies. Further:
The decision on whether to select a speaker to deliver personal remarks in the form of an invocation, moment of silence, or opening and/or closing message, not to exceed two minutes, at important District and college events [e.g., commencement] shall rest within the sole discretion of the event planners, whether they be students, faculty, administrators, classified employees of the District, or a combination thereof. (From the board’s resolution; see at end of this post)
Professor Irwin Corey
     (Of course, this hasn’t prevented Saddleback College President Tod Burnett from exploiting an alleged looplhole in the agreement [see Saddleback Prez imposes prayer at commencement].)
     Next year, some of us should make damned sure that we make our way onto the relevant committee, namely, the “Commencement Planning Task Force.” According to Roquemore’s email, that task force presently comprises the following folks: Gillian Ashton, Sandra Malagon, James Bettencourt, Shanna Moorhouse, Will Crawford III, Diane Oaks, Christina Dickinson, Nikki Puliyanda, John Edwards, Patric Taylor, Linda Fontanilla, Candice Yacono, Will Glen, Andrew Yirak, Ruben Guzman, David Young, Helen Locke, Mark Zandonella, and Angela O. Mahaney.
     —Naturally, this crew only includes people who directly or indirectly answer to Roquemore.
     I'm shocked, shocked!
     You'd better know the facts. Here is the "resolution" (brought in accordance with the settlement of "Westphal v. Wagner"), approved by the board at its April 2011 meeting (click on graphics to enlarge them; skim down to the "therefore"):

The RESOLUTION:

Presidential Malaise
Recent Commencement Schweinerei:

• "Too Political" - Disney hacks (and corrupt OC Sheriffs) aren’t political, evidently, but Arellano is
• Plagiarism is a form of theft, Glenn - we got ‘im dead to rights
• That's some leadership, that leadership à la Roquemore - the curious manner in which Commencement Speaker Rhodes was selected

What up, Rocky? (Concerns or kudos)



     Just maybe Roquemore and Co. sought to meet to discuss their scholarshipian, early collegiate, and associated snafus far away from Inquiring Minds. If so, that ploy has been utterly undone by the Academic Senate Prez, who just emailed everybody about “Commencement, scholarship, early college, and various other awards ceremonies and celebrations….”
     She announced that
There will be a meeting to "debrief" and discuss these events, in particular some issues involving the scholarship presentations and that event, and how to [try to] improve the process and minimize errors in future. If you are interested in attending this meeting it will be in

A123 (the President's Conference Room)
Thursday, Jun 6,  2-3 pm

I plan to attend, so if anyone has concerns or kudos but does not plan to attend, please pass them on to me, and I will be sure to enunciate them for you.
     So, those of you who have something to say, either plan to show up to this "debriefing" or write it down and send it to Kathy ASAP (asenate@ivc.edu).
     And don’t forget, Linden, about the two-hour premiere of “The Killing” Sunday night!

The grading continues:

I want to believe (but am disappointed every time)

Rat on Mars? Nope. Rock on Mars.

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