Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Tonight's board meeting in pics

Tonight's meeting of the SOCCCD board of trustees was largely uneventful, although Board Prez Don Wagner did shock the socks off of everyone when he offered a "Hopi prayer" during his invocation!

Well, that's gotta be a step in the right direction. Too bad he didn't demonstrate the mystical benefits of peyote too.

I'll provide a proper report some time late tomorrow. For now, I'll mostly just show some pics.

Some kids from IVC showed up with their proposal for some kind of recycling complex on campus. Their PowerPoint presentation was surprisingly polished.

Tom Fuentes seemed skeptical. Why not just have private firms do this stuff? He then genuflected to the name "Ronald Reagan" on the wall behind him. Shockingly, the "g" suddenly fell off the wall and shattered into a million tiny pieces. Some audience members gasped and shrieked, losing control of their bodies, with arms and legs akimbo, flag pins askew.

But these kids maintained their enthusiasm and doe-eyed innocence. Someone in the audience whispered to me: "Aren't they cute?"

"Yup," I said.

Trustee Tom gave me the stink-eye, natch.

When prospective Money Men for ATEP 2.0 made their presentation (see below), Tom offered a classic Fuentesesque query: what about the specter of a studio at ATEP producing "R- or X-rated films"!? OMG!

Later, Tom, looking out for the taxpayer again, urged the board to cease the printing and mailing of class schedules (which costs more than $400K a pop).

Trustee John Williams liked the idea. His eyes twinkled and his homunculus stirred. John suggested that we send cheap "post cards" instead! The post cards could say, "check us out online. FU." Something like that.

Aside from Trustees Bill Jay and Nancy Padberg, the board seemed to think that Tom's idea was the cat's meow. But Bill worried that the folks in Leisure World wouldn't be able to find us, cuz they're not "computer literate."

Dave Lang suggested that the Chancellor return next time with a report regarding the likely consequences of this kind of measure. By the time the proposal got to Mr. Goo, the little fellow seemed to think his task was not to determine the viability of Fuentes' idea, but to make it work. Good grief. I think that Tom and Co. are determined to have their way on this thing.

No action yet though. That matter was tabled.

A very sharp lawyer showed up to explain the latest resolutions concerning ATEP.

Gatewood, Taylor, and Peebles made a fine presentation concerning technical and vocational instruction at the three district campuses.

As you can see, the board had someone blast a big hole in the west wall so that TV viewers can watch speakers with Saddleback Mountain in the background. Nice touch.

The Money Men. Big shots. Nice suits. Evasive answers. Tom looked skeptical.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Private firms" is code for sending business to some buddies, right?

Anonymous said...

--Well, Fuentes does have a perspective or philosophy of the "free market/Adam Smith/government does things badly" variety. He is fairly consistent about that, I think. I'll give him that. --RB

Anonymous said...

Did those money men bring any, uh, money?

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