Tuesday, July 15, 2008

The county of many Pharisees

QUAINT, REDNECKY ORANGE. Recently, I visited downtown Orange and took a few pictures of my old house, a former brothel. (Chunk's travelogue.) Today, the LA Times posted a nice little video/slide show of the downtown Orange area: Orange, Orange Plaza. Check it out. It’s kinda nice, despite the rednecks—and flags, made in China, waved by ignoramuses, who would vote for Bush again if given the chance.

ATTACK-DOGS TO DROOL AND SNARL AT G.O.P. CONFERENCE. Martin Wisckol of the OC Register’s “Total Buzz” (Obama ‘enemies’ to powwow in Newport Beach) reports that “Floyd Brown and Jim Lacy, two of the six people listed on Barack Obama’s enemies list, will be key players when the Western Conservative Political Action Conference convenes in October at the Fairmont Hotel in Newport Beach. ¶ Brown is most famous for his Willie Horton TV ad ... and he’s now turning his attack-dog skills against Obama….”

OK, there you go. In some circles, when you’re an “attack-dog”—a ruthless, vicious bastard like Lee Atwater or Karl Rove—you’re famous and admired. People come to hear you speak.

We're obviously going to hell in a handbasket.

STEM CELLS WIN VALUABLE CASH PRIZES. The OC Register’s “Science Dude” reports that “UC Irvine has shattered its previous record for private donations, raising $130 million during the past year….” ( UCI smashes fundraising record.)

Naturally, the biggest donor was the Irvine Company’s Donald Bren (see pic above), who put in $20 million for the new law school, the progress of which we have been following. A recent anonymous $12 million gift supports stem cell research. It turns out that UCI “has emerged as one of the larger centers for this field of study on the West Coast.”

Our county’s crew of pious/ruthless knuckle draggers must have their loincloths in a twist about that. Lord, I hope so.

THE OC LOSES A GOOD SCRIBBLER. Our pal (well, the Reb’s pal) Gustavo Arellano over at the OC Weekly posted an interesting piece today about reporter William Lobdell (WILLIAM LOBDELL—GONE :-(), who has quit the LA Times. According to Gustavo, “Lobdell was no ordinary reporter—the man was a multiple-award-winning titan, one of the best religion reporters ever to grace American newspapers, and definitely the best in covering the Gospel Swamp that is Orange County. He left the religion beat last year, sickened by the county's many Pharisees.”

Gustavo doesn't identify these Pharisees, but he does list some of our county's most (in)famous religious icons: "Schuller, Warren, Crouch, Calvary Chapel, Goat Boy, Robert Fuller...."

13 comments:

Bohrstein said...

I like Old-Town Orange. I don't interact with the people much (except one time this kid asked me if I had weed he could buy; I didn't), but my girl and I go for a walk down there sometimes. You'll find us wandering from the StarBucks, to the RadioShack, then usually to the bagel place for a snack. Then maybe we'll look at some shops, then I'll ask to go back to the StarBucks before we leave. Chapman is a pretty peaceful campus too.

I sometimes like to pretend the Masons hangout is really a mysterious place to be. It probably isn't though; I could see myself frustrated in a club like that.

I laughed at the part where the narrator says "We don't have people sleeping on benches here," and they snap to the picture of the cop pointing at the homeless-looking people. Classic.

Roy Bauer said...

Yeah, I noticed that too. That is so very Orange. When Gustavo Arellano publishes his history of the OC, you might want to look at what it has to say about Orange. Scary man. But at least we didn't have the KKK on the city council, as did Anaheim in the 20s.

When you visit those shops in downtown Orange, always keep your eye on an exit. If an earthquake starts, get the hell outa there p.d.q. Also: whenever wars start, rednecks drive in circles around the plaza, tooting their horns, waving their flags, and shooting their Colts. So get your girl outa there.

Well, OK, they don't shoot their Colts. Mostly.

Anonymous said...

Rick Warren is "(in)famous"? Is he a "knuckle-dragger" too? All I know about him is that he gave away the money from his best selling book, and met with Obama to offer cooperation on their mutual social interests. Warren got heat from the "right" for that.

Chunk knows something about Warren that I don't, apparently. No surprise.

Roy Bauer said...

12:14

You should read more carefully. I did not call Warren a "knuckle dragger." (The knuckle draggers to which I referred are not religious figures, though many of them are "pious." I had in mind people like Tom Fuentes, Dana Rohrabacher, et al.)

I may have implied (weakly) that, in Arellano's view, Warren is among the "Pharisees." A Pharisee is not necessarily a knuckle dragger (i.e., a crude and brutish sort). To be a Pharisee is to be hypocritical or self-righteous, not crude or brutish.

I have not followed Warren's career closely, but I have noticed that he is part of a new movement within the right-wing crowd that is far less hostile to gays, etc. That alone keeps him off the "knuckle dragger" list. Whether he belongs on the Pharisee list, I don't know, although those stupid "Saddleback Church" signs are definitely starting to piss me off. Churches should not have signs, slogans, or videos, in my opinion. A pastor should not be a TV star or a frequent guest on TV talk shows.

But that's me, Chunk, the conservative.

Anonymous said...

I know that you did not call Warren a "knuckle dragger." That's why I put it as a question.

torabora said...

"Churches should not have signs" Uh Chunk, churches usually have this sign on them we call a "cross".

There are also alot of different kinds of religion so churches also have a sign to differentiate from other brands.

Methinks you got that one wrong.

Churches just don't have that pizzaz without a cross.

I kinda like it when they light up the crosses with neon. Neon works well in signage anywhere it's used.

Churches usually have a spire or three also. That is a sign that it is a church.

Churches also have reader boards. That's probably a 20th century addendum though and is probably what you noticed as being too glitzy.

As far as TV evangelizing goes what's the beef with that? They make this thing that goes with your TV called a channel changer.

Not being faithful myself doesn't cause me any grief when it comes to most religion (Islam excepted). Remember, the Constitution provides freedom OF religion, NOT freedom FROM religion.

Anonymous said...

Torabora: Gosh, you are impressed with yourself. "Methinks" you feel the need to compete with the very clever and funny Chunk. Why don't you go and write your own blog?

Anonymous said...

The problem with the televangelists is that they are greedy scum sucking bastards, profiting off the rubes who send them money they cannot afford. Yet these "christians" continue to take the money and live opulent lifestyles. Have you seen whre the Crouches, Benny Hin, Schuller, etc., live?

It's time to tax churches.

torabora said...

10:23 I agree. The entire 501 c (3) "industry" needs a rectal examination. Taxpayers are floating a lot of illegitimate charitable enterprise.

Roy Bauer said...

Listen, TB, I wasn't including BIG CROSSES among "signs." I like big crosses, and big six-pointed stars, too. Plus whatever it is that Muslims have, I like that too.

And it isn't TV appearances per se that I object to. It's the chatty and lowest-common-denominator moron-talk that pervades the airwaves that I object to, and especially the willingness to embrace advertising whizbangery and New Age Onanistic blabbatude in an effort to save souls or take care of the sheep.

Call me a CONSERVATIVE, but I think religion should avoid the cheesy and the stupid and the infantile. It should be dignified; it should bring out the best in us, not pander to the worst.

Harrumph!!!!

On the other hand, this trend is a kind of self-inflicted reductio ad absurdum, I suppose. Pretty soon, your typical theist won't distinguish between religion and pornography. Maybe they're already there. Dunno.

torabora said...

I knew what you were saying Chunk.

wink

Roy Bauer said...

Don't be winkin' at me, TB (unless you're female; then send pics).

Anonymous said...

Why do I always picture Torabora wearing camouflage? And believe me, it's not a pretty picture.

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