Saturday, March 24, 2007

Potatoes that glow in the dark


● THE "O.C.": F*CKED UP FROM DAY ONE. Anyone who’s interested in local history knows the name Jim Sleeper. Sleeper has been Orange County’s unofficial “official historian” since the 50s. I’ve run into him once or twice, and he’s a nice guy.

On Thursday, the OC Reg did a little story on the 79-year-old Sleepster: O.C. historian receives lifetime achievement award. In an interview, Sleeper is asked whether there’s anything that people don’t know about the county:

It didn't take its name from oranges, that's for sure, because there wasn't a producing orange tree at the time the name was acquired. The name "Orange County" was kind of a hand-me-down chosen for the specific purposes of tourism and because it has a Mediterranean flavor….”

Tourism? Mediterranean flavor? Sheesh, OC has been f*cked up by the Money Men from nearly the beginning, I guess. Well, at least we did actually have oranges for a while. I remember ‘em. They’re round and they smell good. I recommend them highly.


● GOOD VIBRATIONS. Many denizens of Irvine Valley College are familiar with Jeffrey Road, and, in particular, with the railroad crossing between IVC and the 5. It’s kinda charming having to stop there for the train once in a while.

Well, according to the Irvine World News, owing to complaints about noisy train horns, the city will be routing Jeffrey under the tracks: Jeffrey under the tracks:

Residents in the Meadows Mobile Home Park on Jeffrey Road … have repeatedly asked the city to explain what is being done to quiet the horns of passing trains…The city is working to lower Jeffrey Road below the train tracks … $24 million in state funding has come through for the project…Seven contractors submitted bids for the project and SEMA Construction Inc. was the apparent low bidder with a bid of $27,564,698.


…[C]onstruction is expected to begin in June. The project is scheduled to be completed in December 2009…To minimize potential delays for motorists during construction, a lighted, four-lane detour road will be placed along Jeffrey Road throughout the construction phase…The project includes lowering Jeffrey Road under the railroad tracks, building a bicycle and pedestrian bridge adjacent to the new railroad bridge, widening Jeffrey Road to six lanes (three in each direction) and landscaping the median islands on Jeffrey between Irvine Center Drive and Walnut Avenue.


Sounds great, I guess, but I will miss the funky old railroad track and the retro feel of waiting for a train to go by. Plus, this kind of renovation is yet another typically Irvinean blinder to the reality that most folks don’t drive Mercedes and Lexuses. That’s kinda creepy, if you ask me.

There’s one peculiarity to this story. It ends with: “During construction, the tracks will be moved even closer to the mobile homes. The city will adjust any mobile homes that shift because of vibrations from passing trains.”

OK, so, thanks to 24 million state dollars, these mobile home people will gain horn-elimination at the price of vibrations strong enough to move their trailers.

Something ain’t right.


● GLOWING POTATOES. Yesterday, in my morning “Intro to Philosophy” course, a student assured me that genetic modification of foods is a genuine threat, that, in fact, the nefarious GM people have developed a potato that glows in the dark.

I expressed polite skepticism. Still, I urged the young man to bring the potato to class.

I’ll let you know what he comes up with.

(I’m rootin’ for the kid and his special spud.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It has been years since the Culver train crossing was reconstructed so that the train passes over Culver. That construction caused structural damage to adjacent residential property. The same reconstruction has long been scheduled and delayed for Jeffrey.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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