Thursday, February 1, 2007

The Drug War Comes to IVC or Meth Lab in the Orange Groves? (Rebel Girl)


Yesterday Rebel Girl arrived on campus with her head encased in its seasonal invisible metal kettle (you know, the kind that descends with a head cold, swollen sinuses, collapsed Eustachian tubes, etc.) and made her way over to the place of refuge and good will, kleenex and common sense dispensed with cheer and wit - the Health Center.


She had during the previous hours at home, used up my own personal supply of Pseudoephedrine (aka Sudafed) and mentholated cough drops and was going to stock up for the day as she was facing 6 solid hours of face time with students and needed all the help she could get.

Imagine her distress when she commented on the slim pickings in the Pseudoephedrine tray and was told that soon it would no longer be available for free to folks like her who stumbled in with their head encased in invisible kettles.

Why? she asked though even as she finished the query she began to sense the answer.



She remembered that last year, Red Emma had tried to do a good turn and buy a case of cold medicine for the local Catholic Worker homeless shelter only to be challenged at the check-out counter at Target. Seems that even over-the-counter cold medicines are subject to restrictions, especially when one is buying in quantity. Who knows what you're really doing with that cough syrup… Long story short, Red actually muscled and shamed his way through the resistance he met at Target, summoning up the specter of homeless kiddies who really needed their Tylenol and Robitussin and carted off his case of the stuff to Santa Ana.

What's the danger in a little Pseudoephedrine? Not much, but apparently a lot of it will allow you to fuel your own little meth lab as a sideline.

So, Rebel Girl stocked up on Pseudoephedrine for the day, resisting the urge to fill her pockets and left some of the little pink packets for the rest of you to share. Hurry, hurry. It's going fast.

~Just another public service announcement from the folks here at DISSENT. Do send us your stories and tips.~

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

How many packets of SUDAFED tablets does it take to make a meth lab?

Anonymous said...

DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE WAR ON DRUGS!!!!

Anonymous said...

i agree, 11:02. there's already too many stoner faculty and we wouldn't want them all to go out on stress because of the gossip.

Anonymous said...

I've been testing out the availability of sleep relief tablets, and it seems that the limit is six packs of 30 pink tabs per purchase. Any more than that and the buyer is suspected of being a mosaic artist with girlie tastes.

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