Monday, February 2, 2009

Accreditation watch


9:00 a.m.: Well, we should get those faxes this morning.

11:00 a.m.: nothing's arrived yet.

2:00 p.m.: the word is that the ACCJC will fax the letter tomorrow!

Saturday, January 31, 2009

We're "not in this to make money"

TigerAnn hunting, this morning.

1981 primitive Internet report on KRON


This morning’s New York Times offers a glimpse into the weird past (A Newspaper? On a PC? That’s Crazy Talk), when reading the morning paper on one's computer sounded like, well, weird and unlikely shit of the future.

Ha ha ha.

The scene: 1981, San Francisco. A local news broadcast.

As the Times explains, the “best part comes about one minute into the clip, when one of the Examiner’s editors explains that the paper is ‘not in this to make money.’”

In 2003, the venerable San Francisco Examiner, which had once published the works of Ambrose Bierce, Mark Twain, and Jack London, became a free tabloid.

40 employees were let go the next day.

Tee-hee-hee.

TigerAnn doesn't seem to think about the future or the past. Near as I can tell, she lives entirely in the moment.

I saw her chase a momentary moth.

She failed to catch it, but she was pleased with herself still.

She took a dust bath; she sunned herself.

Be thou like the Tige.

Mostly joyful iconoclastery:

FOCUS' "HOCUS POCUS" live, 1973

My little bro Ray and I would listen to this and
laugh like hell.
But we loved it.

Ray loved Frank Zappa and the Mothers:

Flower Punk (to the music of "Hey Joe")
Hey punk, where you goin’ with that
Flower in your hand? (repeat)
Well, I’m goin’ up to frisco to join a
Psychedelic band.

Hey punk, where you goin’ with that
Button on your shirt? (repeat)
I’m goin’ to the love-in to sit & play
My bongos in the dirt.

Hey punk, where you goin’ with that
Hair on your head? (repeat)
I’m goin’ to the dance to get some action,
Then I’m goin’ home to bed.

Hey punk, where you goin’ with those
Beads around your neck? (repeat)
I’m goin’ to the shrink so he can help me
Be a nervous wreck...
(...with a little "Wild Thing" thrown in at the end)

Yeah, but Jimi still rules:
Ray would have agreed: Jimi rules.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Accreditation watch (and good news for 13 Stoploss!)

ACCREDITATION:

Friday, 12:45 p.m.: No word yet from the ACCJC (accreditors). As you know, we’re expecting a fax of the ACCJC’s letters informing the colleges of its decision re the accreditation of Irvine Valley College and Saddleback College, officially to be released on the 31st (but available, theoretically, today).

Friday, 1:05 p.m.: I have it on good authority (very good) that college officials communicated with the ACCJC this morning, and the ACCJC indicated that it put the letters in the mail this morning at 11:00. For some reason, the ACCJC will not be faxing the letters until Monday morning.

So try to have a nice weekend!

13 STOPLOSS RULES!

Military bloggers: I see that our pal Jason of 13 Stoploss is/was a finalist in MILblogging.blog’s Third Annual Milbloggies awards. (Jason is a student here at Irvine Valley College.)

Jason’s fine blog (great writing, great photos) falls under the category “U.S. Military Veteran.” The finalists are/were:

A Battlefield Tourist
PTSD, A Soldier's Perspective
13 Stoploss
Michael Yon: Online Magazine

This is old news, it seems (three months old). Still, it's something we want to note, now that we're aware of it.

Do yourself a favor and check out Jason's blog.

UPDATE:

7:00 p.m.: the IVC community just received this email from IVC VPI Craig Justice and the two accreditation co-chairs (Gabriella and Rudmann):
Dear Colleagues,

The College has been informed by the Accreditation Commission that the hard copy of the Accreditation Action Letter regarding the 2008 Progress Report was placed in the mail earlier today, January 30, 2009. The College has requested to be placed on the ACCJC fax list and was informed that the Action Letter will be faxed on Monday, February 2, 2009. As soon as the fax is received, the Irvine Valley College community will be informed immediately of the information....

I would imagine that the Saddleback College community received a similar letter.

America tries to think


• From this morning’s Inside Higher Ed:
Blinding Them With Science
American college freshmen know fewer facts about science than do their Chinese counterparts, according to a new study, but both groups have a comparably poor ability to reason scientifically.

The original research, published in this week’s issue of Science, suggests that educators in both countries must not simply change what they teach in the classroom but how they teach it if they hope to improve their students’ ability to reason. Lei Bao, the study’s lead author and director of Ohio State University’s Physics Education Research Group, said this runs contrary to the commonly held belief that reasoning skills develop as students are “rigorously taught the facts.”

After taking the Force Concept Inventory — which tests basic knowledge of mechanics — the Chinese students had an average score of nearly 86 percent, and the American students had an average score of around 49 percent….

After taking the Brief Electricity and Magnetism Assessment — testing more theoretical and complicated concepts — the Chinese students had an average score of almost 66 percent, and the American students averaged nearly 27 percent. Bao noted that the American students performed so poorly that their average score is just better than the “chance level” of 20 percent, as if they had chosen their answers at random.

Following these two tests of physics knowledge, the participants were given the Lawson Classroom Test of Scientific Reasoning, in which they consider scientific hypotheses and propose a solution using deductive reasoning. The Chinese students had an average score of nearly 75 percent, and the American students averaged about 74 percent….

Thursday, January 29, 2009

IVC professor, blog contributor overcome following exposure to overheard comment

by intrepid girl reporter Lana Lang

A highly-rated IVC Professor and occasional contributor to Dissent the Blog was hospitalized Wednesday, following accidental exposure to an inane comment.

The incident occurred in the early afternoon of January 28, as the instructor was crossing the campus A-Quad. As a result of exposure to the overheard remark, apparently uttered by another professor, the victim began to experience flu-like symptoms, headache, nausea, dizziness, ennui, and near vomiting, in addition to some “unpleasant changes in skin tone,” according to the school nurse.

The toxic comment was reported to have been delivered by a “somewhat well-dressed woman” possibly in her early-thirties, with a “piss-poor make-up job and a dire need for some decent nylons,” who gave indications of being an instructor in the Social Sciences. The remark was delivered to a small group of students, apparently as part of a post-class wrap-up in front of the A-200 building, and is believed to have run as follows:

“All the universe is a series of energy transformations,” the instructor declared, in tones so solemn they had to be heard to be believed, “And I think that human consciousness too, is a kind of energy transformation, that’s what it is, and that could explain . . .”

—The rest of the pronouncement was not heard, as the victim, and primary witness, was overwhelmed by nausea and horror.

Managing only a few more staggered steps, she, the victim, who was on her way to class at the time, collapsed, toppling violently to the ground. Nearly unconscious, the young woman had to be rushed to UCI Medical Center for treatment in a hyperbaric chamber.

Additionally, a few students were reported to have been slightly overcome by vague feelings of elation, but may not have suffered the full effects of the remark, reported the school nurse.

An IVC police officer said the tragedy should serve as a warning for people to stop saying things that are “so freakin' stupid.”

The occurrence serves as reminder that college professors have an obligation to at least attempt to make some sense when they speak, and to avoid comments that are completely lacking in intellectual rigor, said an unnamed school official.

“Unless, of course, they are merely joking,” he added.

Completely empty-headed statements and other sub-moronic prattle should always be scrupulously avoided, he emphasized, “At least outside the classroom.”

Contributor "Lana Lang" is in reality an IVC science instructor and wag. Note: "Lana" supplied the graphic of herself.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The Ray Bradbury event at Irvine Valley College

Some could barely contain their excitement, knowing that they would soon be talking to the author of Fahrenheit 451, Martian Chronicles, and so much more.

"Jesus Christ!" So said the beloved writer each time he got excited tonight. (I do believe he even said "goddamit" once.)

He told stories about famous directors (Federico Fellini, John Huston), writers (Aldous Huxley, Christopher Isherwood), special effects guys (Ray Harryhausen), and I don't know who all.

He told of going to Ireland with John Huston to write a screenplay of Moby-Dick. "I am Herman Melville," he told the director toward the end of the project.

Bradbury, who is 88 years old, spoke of love. He is, he told us, "the world's greatest lover." His loves—books, libraries, movies, people, etc.—have always yielded something beyond themselves, he insists.

"Do what you love and love what you do," he announced.

Annie tells me she was mightily inspired by the fellow.

"Yeah? What are you inspired to do?"

People stood in long lines to get their picture taken with Mr. Bradbury. He's a generous guy.

Annie took this pic of the outside of the Performing Arts Center.

Here's Wendy with her daughter and the latter's boyfriend. I hadn't seen Gabby for years. She's a Bradbury fan, it seems.

So, too, are Julie and Keith, who were lookin' mighty happy. And why not?

Annie managed to take this picture of herself. The earrings are "from the 40s," she told me.

Well, it was a big success. A good time was had by all, I think. (Not that I had much to do with it.)


Ray Bradbury

Clarisse: But why do you burn books?

Guy Montag: Books make people unhappy, they make them anti-social.

Clarisse: Do you think I'm anti-social?

Guy Montag: Why do you ask?

Clarisse: Well... I'm a teacher, not quite actually, I'm still on probation. I was called to the administration office today, and I don't think I said the right things. I'm not at all happy about my answers.

Ray Bradbury will join us tonight at IVC, in conversation with writer and professor Marjorie Luesebrink. No doubt it will be a full house, SRO - but some tickets are still available. Call 949-451-5202 to reserve yours.

Just about everyone in the depertment of English has their own Ray Bradbury story. This is probably true for every department of English. One IVC professor went on her first date with hubby-to-be at a Ray Bradbury reading in San Diego. They'll reprise that first date tonight.

Rebel Girl fell hard for Bradbury when she was young. The Martian Chronicles. Something Wicked this Way Comes. Dandelion Wine. The Illustrated Man. Fahrenheit 451. And the stories! The Kilamanjaro Device. The Garbage Collector. The Sound of Summer Running.

Bradbury was one of the ones that made her love words and imagination, one who taught her how they could transform the world. Rebel Girl's world then was in dire need of transforming.

Then, it must have been 1978 or 79, she won an award for high school writers and finally got the meet the man himself. It was at a gathering sponored by the Southwest Manuscripters, the local writers who had read her stories and given her prize money, money that would pay for rent, food, textbooks for El Camino College.

Bradbury talked about writing but he also spoke about how he rode the bus, how he used to feed coins into the rental typewriters at the downtown Los Angeles Library in order to compose his first stories. He talked, in other words, about being without.

Rebel Girl doesn't have the photograph of the famous writer and the high student that was taken that evening. The photo was lost like so much in those days. She lacked the kind of mother or family that provided that service - you know, putting things in scrapbooks or photo albums or special boxes. And she didn't know how to save things for herself.

But she did learn how to write, she thinks now. That's one way to save things and to retrieve what is lost. So, no photograph - but the memory and these words - enough.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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